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    this is a series of unrelated stories about ideas i have for things that could be or i'd like to be about the relationship between hobbits and dwarves.
    none of the stories are necessarily related to each other except for some headcanons you may see come up here and there again and again.
    i'm not sure what i'm doing here, in all honesty, so if you see any missing tags or something, let me know. i'm mostly not gonna be touching on the one ring and other more complex lore, i apologize for that in advance.
    i will not be expanding on any of the one shots, as they are one shots, but if you have specific questions about anything, let me know, i'd be so happy to talk to you about my headcanons!

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    Serie de fanfics para el weekend!prompt de la comunidad de ficker_time en LJ para el mes de agoto.
    [http://ficker-time.livejournal.com/2137.html]

    Multifandom. Series, películas, cómics, RPF y cartoon. Aún no he decidido qué fandoms exactamente.

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    unrelated, multifandom drabbles of sorts

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    Six months after the events of Brand New Day, Peter has an OnlyFans under the moniker OverStimStan, and he posts exactly what his username suggests. Wade is a gleeful subscriber who, naturally, has gone out of his way to befriend the person behind the account.

    You know precisely what this story is.

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    29 Sep 2026

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    Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.

    Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.

    But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.

    There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.

    (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

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    I made a one shot from this tweet

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    Wade's dick being so obnoxiously large that the first time he manages to fit all of it inside Peters cunt poor Peter pisses himself from the pressure on his bladder. Hes so embarrassed he hides his face in a nearby pillow and apologizes, won't even look at Wade

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Between one moment and the next Peter rips the thing off himself, and he’s never been so simultaneously certain and terrified of a decision. It feels necessary, given how he’s treated Wade in the past. Like Peter was better than him because he had a morally superior code of ethics. The mask was like a wall that Wade hadn’t earned the right to see behind yet.

    But that was all pretending. Making himself feel better. It was never Wade’s job to break down the bricks or to prove anything to Peter; it was Peter’s to stop acting like the line between him and Wade wasn’t already paper thin.

    Maybe that’s why Wade had scared him so badly in the past. Like looking into a mirror.

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    or, the spideypool version of ‘not to me. not if it’s you.’

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    After the battle Bilbo returns to the Shire. Letters are exchanged, life goes on, and despite pining for each other, Thorin and Bilbo settle in their respective places.

    Until one year Bilbo wakes on his birthday to find snow covering the ground and a second Fell Winter dawning upon the Shire.

    A missive from the Blue Mountains reveals the predicament of the Shire to Erebor. And Thorin decides that despite the distance Erebor will help. He leads an army toward the Shire, while Bilbo struggles to protect his fellow hobbits, himself, and his young cousin Frodo from encroaching wolves and orcs so they may all survive this winter.

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