CrypticMushroom
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- Gravity Falls (2)
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Stan Pines didn't think it could get worse than being stuffed into a trunk like a Thanksgiving turkey and having to chew his way out, but now he has to try and find his way back to civilization in the sweltering summer heat without any water. Surely this won't have any consequences for him...
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- Part 19 of Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die
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You found me just in time(Over and over again) by CrypticMushroom
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
15 Jan 2025
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Stanley Pines will never stop saving Ford, even if he has to do it till the end of time. Ford didn’t know why or how, but something was wrong with his brother, maybe something has been wrong with his brother for a long, long time.
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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Artimus_Pax, ArtistRedFox, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, biggirlsdontcry, Blank_Error, BlindayEverlien, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, CrypticMushroom, CthosEris, DarkLordOfAwesomeness, Dimonds456, Djdjdjmk, egg_with_a_pen, EmS (EmilienSancier), Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), LittleLilliana15, MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, ryeBread1825114, SpookyArchivist
Fandom: Gravity Falls
02 Oct 2025
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Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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