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Two decades of performing the role of a functional adult is a grueling amount of work for anyone. For a disaster-waiting-to-happen like Dean Winchester? It’s a constant, white-knuckle strain of self-restraint. He needs Ozempic for the soul or some shit — a pharmaceutical-grade suppressant for his worst impulses. Instead, he has a dead father and a renovation project.
Going back home to sell the family place was supposed to be about fixing up a house, not a total identity collapse. But that best-laid-yet-not-thought-through plan is currently circling the drain for the sake of a bad habit named Castiel Novak. While Dean’s husband, Benny, is preoccupied with the aesthetics of domesticity, the guy they hired to do the roof (coincidentally, the love of Dean’s life) is busy reminding Dean exactly who he really is.
Dean knows logically that he should be protecting the life he built. Turns out, he’s holding the door open for the man who’s going to demolish it.
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After a decade-and-a-half of living in each other’s pockets, touring in cramped vans, and writing songs in cheap motel rooms, bandmates Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak have mastered the art of Not Talking About It while letting the music say what they can’t. They’ve spent years blurring the lines between best friends and soulmates, pouring their tangled emotions into tracks that fans scream back at them.
But their latest tour is a different beast. With sold-out venues, media scrutiny, and the suffocating proximity of life on the road, the tension is at a breaking point. As the tour rolls on, resisting the pull becomes impossible. One late night, one too-close-to-the-bone song, and one reckless touch will force them to confront their feelings, risking the band they built for the love they’ve always suppressed.
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Dean Winchester is nothing special. He’s the kind of guy who spends his days and nights working multiple shitty jobs in Nowhere, Kansas. For him, the supernatural isn’t extraordinary either — it's just another part of everyday existence, like taxes and Madge Carrigan’s homophobia. All except angels, that is — they're rare and powerful and dangerous as fuck.
Which is why it's a monumental inconvenience when a devastatingly handsome and mysterious angel walks into the bar where Dean works. Suddenly, Dean's life is a bizarre interspecies romance novel — all stolen glances, intense conversations, casual murder, and a dizzying, fast-track fall into love. In fact, Castiel is everything Dean never knew he wanted, right down to the scary, otherworldly perfection.
All is not what it seems, however, as when Dean finally gets a peek behind the heavenly curtain, he discovers Cas has a secret that's not merely a lie, but a stunning, earth-shaking betrayal that threatens to destroy everything Dean just started to believe in.
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The year is 1994: Mortal Kombat II is the best-selling arcade game, All-4-One are at the top of the charts, and grunge dies with Kurt Cobain. It’s also the year that Dean Winchester gets drafted to the biggest and most important professional wrestling organization in American history — the World Wrestling Federation. Rising quickly up the card thanks to his in-ring talent, mic-ability, and charisma, there’s only one thing standing in Dean’s way of becoming number one on the roster: Castiel Krushnic. Technically proficient and universally respected, Krushnic seems to hate Dean from their very first meeting for reasons that Dean can’t fathom, but sets about picking apart through outlandish and attention-seeking behavior.
It works. Pretty soon, Krushnic’s paying way too much attention and their fierce rivalry ends up sparking a passionate, toxic affair that burns bright and hot, and oh-so dangerous. Egos and obsessions get in the way of true happiness though, and combined with Dean’s escalating drug abuse, it sees the two of them struggling to keep themselves together and whole. After an inciting incident, they hit breaking point, resulting in betrayal, broken hearts, and career-ending injuries.
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Dean is nothing if not a staunch optimist when it comes to getting his dick wet.
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The story of how Dean Winchester went from a car thief to one of the baddest motherfuckers in the Russian Mafia.
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Murder! Mystery! Blood! Gore! Intrigue! Nick Cave! This series has it all.
Even hearts and flowers.Especially hearts and flowers.
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No matter the universe, these two idiots always find each other.
Updated often with new stand-alone meet-cutes:
1. survival of the sickest (Serial/Spree Killers)
2. you had me at aloe (Garden Center)
3. walk with me in hell (Hell/Canon)
4. cupid carries a gun (Mafia)
5. monsterfucker (Eldritch God)
6. hey baby, when I write, I’m the hero of my shit (Online)
7. i dug a hole in the yard for you (Assassins)
8. masterdick (TV chef)
9. living dead boy (Zombie)
10. wicked game (FBI Profiler/Serial Killer)
11. i said i'd give my life for just one kiss (Storm Chasers)
12. you're one hot pizza ass (Incubus/Fae)
13. Be Aggressive (Coffee Shop/Russian Mafia)
14. counterfeit gods (Godstiel and Demon Dean)
15. Night Prowler (stalking)
16. from out of nowhere (Music festival)
17. (pistol) whipped
18. Moonstruck
19. valentine's day massacre
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How Dean Winchester - mechanic, shitty cook, single father - became the power behind the throne in one of the biggest crime syndicates in the Midwest.
With gorgeous artwork from reaperlove
And more stunning artwork from complexlysimplekiddo
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All Dean Winchester wants is to open his own tattoo shop, which is why he signs up for Tattoo Gods, a tattooing reality show with a $100,000 grand prize. He also wants to avoid making an ass of himself on national TV, and he definitely wants to avoid falling for Cas Novak, another artist who’s not only his direct competitor, but someone he’s had an unspoken rivalry with since before he started apprenticing, and is just as ridiculously talented as he is stunning (and, as Dean comes to find out, kind and funny and passionate and sincere). Is that too much to ask?
Apparently, yes. Yes, it is.
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Bookmarked by Duckyboos
03 Jul 2023
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“You’re not junkless, are you?”
From the corner of his eye, Dean can see Cas turning to give him a strange look. “What?”
“Junkless,” Dean repeats. He rubs his palms on his thighs; they’re already sweating and he’s barely a few words into this conversation. What the hell is he doing? “Like Alan Rickman in Dogma?”
Bookmarked by Duckyboos
10 Jul 2016
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Caught Between (Four Things Benny Teaches Dean, and One He Doesn't) by kickflaw, kissyn
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
29 Oct 2012
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Dean gets whumped by sex pollen in Purgatory. Benny and Cas help him out.
Bookmarked by Duckyboos
18 Mar 2020
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All titles taken from Toby Keith's "Bullets in the Gun," because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Bookmarked by Duckyboos
16 May 2020
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Hunters are good at recognizing other predators.
Bookmarked by Duckyboos
16 Apr 2020