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Patrick cooks David a totally platonic business dinner (he's super not pining over David at all, nope), and David has a spaghetti oops on his (and Patrick's) favorite white jeans. Patrick being the absolute button he is, helps David save the jeans and gives him a pair of his grey sweats to wear in the meantime. But when those sweatpants highlight a certain attribute, well, Patrick just can't keep his attention from wandering.
Rated M for Patrick's absolute thirst for David.
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- Part 5 of My Eyes Are Up Here
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29 Mar 2021
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The most unfair thing of all are the sweatpants. The cheap grey sweatpants. The goddamn cotton-blend discount store sweatpants that are gently hugging Patrick’s perfect peach while David tries to look like he’s not captivated by the view. Walking lunges! Reverse lunges! Pulsing squats! How could it possibly get any better (worse)?
So it gets better (worse).
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- Part 4 of My Eyes Are Up Here
Bookmarked by JakeTwoPointOh
29 Mar 2021
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Patrick flirts with David, then sees something in David's sweatpants that makes his imagination run wild.
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- Part 2 of My Eyes Are Up Here
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29 Mar 2021
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What has been seen cannot be unseen. How is David supposed to go about his life now that he knows what's in Patrick's pants?!
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- Part 1 of My Eyes Are Up Here
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29 Mar 2021
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Twenty-two years into their marriage, David is diagnosed with early-onset dementia. He and Patrick attempt to navigate what that means for their lives.
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27 Jan 2021
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About a year into co-owning Rose Apothecary, Patrick's pressured to go home for Halloween to attend the big town festival (Hallmark vibesssss) and his cousin's bachelor party. But he's not out yet and he tells David he wishes he had a boyfriend to take home to make the process easier. David offers to play the role he's yearned for since he met Patrick. But the thing is, neither of them really have to pretend.
This story follows the guys on their weekend in Patrick's hometown. Staying with the Brewers, carving pumpkins, meeting more Brewers, wearing costumes, and THERE IS ONLY ONE BED *gasp*.
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07 Nov 2020
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Rubbing his palms over the legs of his jeans, Patrick took a deep breath and let it out slowly, in hopes that the simple action might help calm the swirl of emotions that had been churning in his brain since he’d awakened a little before six. This would be David’s first trip to Patrick’s hometown, and the first time Patrick had been back himself since he’d run away to Schitt’s Creek what felt like a lifetime ago.
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David and Patrick travel to Patrick's hometown for a wedding.
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26 Oct 2020
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A string of canon compliant, serious conversations that David and Patrick potentially had during the course of their relationship. Nothing too angsty, I promise. Just two adults adulting.
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17 Oct 2020
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Patrick blinks.
He’s tall—taller, anyway—with perfectly swept dark hair, wearing a short sleeved button up with some monochromatic abstract pattern. It stands out in direct contrast to the rich color of the tattoos etched from his biceps to his wrists. Swaths of orange and pink and blue florals. He’s so struck by the color, the contrast, the face, that he can’t really pick out the details in the designs at first.
“So what am I working with?” David says with a casual wave of his hand.
// David is a tattoo artist. Patrick wants a symbol of a new start.
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17 Oct 2020
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After their brief miscommunication, Patrick offers for David to stay with him for the night. They're two adult men with fully-formed libidos who have the hots for one another. Of course, nothing sexual is going to happen.
Of course.
[Set after s04e01 "Dead Guy in Room 4"]
Bookmarked by JakeTwoPointOh
13 Oct 2020
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Welcome to Big Brother! 16 contestants must compete against each other for a chance to win $500,000 in a house wired with cameras and microphones, capturing their every move for a TV and Internet audience. The twist? They all already know someone else in the house; exes, family members, old friends, enemies. Who will make it to the end?
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09 Oct 2020
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Patrick participates in David's skincare routine
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09 Oct 2020
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On the first Friday in October, David woke up feeling like he’d swallowed a cactus. Moaning, he rolled over and pulled the covers over his head, nestling further down into the pillows in hopes that might somehow stop the pounding that he swore must have been coming from a cartoon mouse with a hammer who had taken up residence in his skull. He could feel sweat on his brow even though he was freezing cold, his teeth almost chattering as he shivered, despite being cocooned in their thick duvet and the heavy fleece blanket they’d put on the bed one chilly night in September.
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05 Oct 2020
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David and Patrick's first kiss where everything's the same except David's seatbelt is a normal seatbelt instead of being able to reach all the way across while he was kissing Patrick.
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02 Oct 2020
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Eyes on the empty space where all the bars he’s ever been in keep their taps, he gives voice to something he’s been too afraid to say. Something he couldn’t even tell Rachel. “I don’t know what I want.”
Patrick looks at David again. His gaze keeps returning to him, like he’s magnetized or something. He’s never watched someone this closely. When they made a drink, that is. At his old bar, the one a few blocks from their old apartment, most of the mixed drinks were half rum, half Coke.
David slides the drink across the bar. “Then it might be time to find out.”
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Or, Patrick runs away to Toronto. David is the bartender--ahem, mixologist--at the bar he finds nearby.
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12 Sep 2020
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White water rafting in Jackson Hole, Wyoming is big business. Experienced guides, ones like Patrick Brewer with several years' guide experience, swift water training, and EMT skills are in high demand.
After leaving everything he knew and everyone he loved behind in Toronto, Patrick has spent the past six years building his reputation and his skills as a white-water guide. It's easy to get lost in the landscape and high-mountain life of Jackson Hole, Wyoming.
He rarely takes guests on "floats" anymore, but when Ronnie called in sick because her head was "feeling swimmy" (there's a euphemism for got drunk and got laid if he'd ever heard one), their boss came looking for Patrick. It's now his job to float a trio of "elite guests" down the river so some hot-shot photographer can take pics of a reality television star.
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11 Sep 2020
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11 Sep 2020
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Every long lost dream led me to where you are by Point_of_no_return for HufflePatrick
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
09 Dec 2019
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Patrick and David just spent their first Christmas together, but Patrick had been planning a surprise ski trip at Winter Park, Colorado as a perfectly romantic gesture to David who really loves to ski.
There's a hot tub at the mansion where they stay, so of course there will be some fun, sexy times there, and there's some shopping and lots of pizza devoured by our boys.No one deserves a romantic getaway more than David Rose.
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11 Sep 2020
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David has a stupid idea and then a very good idea.
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11 Sep 2020
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The first of a series of snapshot fics centered around how David and Patrick label their relationship.
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- Part 1 of Labels
Bookmarked by JakeTwoPointOh
11 Sep 2020