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Charles Rowland’s Christmas Fling and The Very Gay Case of Stupid Drunken Mistakes by Leandra
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
05 Jan 2026
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Charles meets the bored and infuriatingly haughty son of Baronet Payne while working at Ashton Palace Hotel during the winter holidays. Edwin is looking for a distraction, which Charles, drawn towards his prickly attitude and good looks, is happy to provide.
Charles could just be enjoying a heated Christmas fling, if only the hotel wasn't haunted...
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Assistant to Death, Edwin Payne, fucked up on his first solo job: firstly, he arrived too early, and then the charismatic boy who was dying stubbornly refused to go to his afterlife. Being transferred to the Lost and Found's data processing department was humiliating enough, but he realised Death must be having a laugh at his expense when he met his assigned training partner...
Or: Edwin and Charles become reluctant colleagues, escape their boring desk jobs to found a Detective Agency and stumble into a hell of a lot of trouble along the way…
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Edwin's voice comes to him like a whisper on the breeze.
“Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi’ the sun;
I will love thee still, my dear,
While the sands o’ life shall run.And fare thee weel, my only luve!
And fare thee weel awhile!
And I will come again, my luve,
Though it were ten thousand mile.”He cries then, clinging to the branches of the tree outside Edwin's window, for their lost future, for everything that wasn't and would never be. When his tears finally run dry, he climbs down the tree and strips by the pond.
“You can't just use our pond whenever the fancy takes you,” Edwin says primly, playful indignation in his tone.
“Can't I?” Charles says, and dives in. The water is freezing, a chilling embrace.
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Even Charles can appreciate the subtleties of the choreography: Fire is boisterous, with great, choppy gestures, Water is in a blue outfit and flows gracefully, Earth stays close to the ground, with sure, stompy movements. It's Air, though, that captivates Charles’s attention: the boy is tall and graceful and pale, and seems to float, his feet barely touching the ground, showcasing astonishing feats of skill and athleticism. He spins and jumps so high, it seems as if he has wings.
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Charles has an epiphany during his sister's end of term performance, falling head over heels for ballet dancer Edwin. -
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Charles accidentally wishes the Dead Boy Detectives alive, making this Christmas season very special indeed. Festive shenanigans ensue.
Written for #DBDAYuletide24
A chapter will be added weekly until the end of the fest.
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It's 1967 and Arthur, just returned from Yemen and the fuck up that was the Aden Emergency, finds himself at a party with a lot of uninhibited hippies.
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Rising from their woolen blanket spread over the forest floor, Edwin politely clasped his hands together. “I think I am going to turn in for the night, actually.”
Charles almost looked disappointed, though it was hard to pin anything down in the shifting lights of the fire. It was as though two different futures flickered over his face. In one, painted by the warm, orange glow softening Charles’ brow, and dipping into the inviting bow of his lips, Edwin saw a scene where he’d be allowed to pull Charles into bed with him. In another, cast by sharp shadows along his jaw, Edwin watched helplessly as Charles moved halfway across the world, and drifted further away every day.
“Right, I’m pretty tired myself. Won’t be far behind.” Charles said, and a selfish part of Edwin wanted to ask: but for how much longer?
Or, sometimes you just need a week long, post-university graduation camping trip to figure out the rest.
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Bookmarked by Leandra
18 Oct 2025
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Charles Rowland has a massive and not so secret crush on Edwin Paine. The problem is that they’re both famous actors with huge fanbases who love to watch them and this PR nightmare happen in real time.
A story told through stan twt
Bookmarked by Leandra
30 Dec 2024
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The social media au where Charles lusts after Edwin on twitter. So good 😊
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Who? You mean your teammate in the Codependency World Cup? by RoseGanymede95
Fandom: Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
24 Nov 2025
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The pre-canon adventures of Edwin and Charles. In which they love each other a whole lot and neither one has any idea how to be normal about it.
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Bookmarked by Leandra
27 Nov 2024
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Charles’ crush on Edwin is starting to get a little out of hand. Turns out the internet is just as enamoured as he is.
(Or: the one where Edwin accidentally goes viral after a couple of very confused photographers take some photos of him at an event. As one does.)
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Bookmarked by Leandra
05 Nov 2024
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Arthur straightened up, rubbing his cheek where he’d taken the hit, the pain mellowing to a pleasant throb. His hand moved tentatively to his crotch: the throb in his balls was not so pleasant. That had fucking hurt. “There’s no need to be pissy. I’ll go if you want me to.” He paused. “If that is what you really want.”
“Yes, it's what I want,” Merlin spat back. “Or do you want my knee in your balls again?”
“I want your face in my balls and you fucking want it there too, sweetheart,” Arthur replied.
There’s only one person who might put the heir of the Pendragon mob empire on his knees, so of course that’s the person Arthur Pendragon can’t seem to stay away from.
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Bookmarked by Leandra
11 Aug 2024

