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“It’s Wilbur, by the way,” the kid says, and Phil barely manages to pick his mumbled words up.
“Wilbur. I quite like that name.”OR
Philza Watson's growth from a simple survivalist farmer to a loving family man, showcased in little snippets of time.
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08 Jun 2021
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Weighed down by Mourning by Mistic_all_fandoms
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Dec 2021
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(Edit 3/4/25: This work is being recycled for future projects, consider this a rough draft :3)
“If something happens, can you keep them safe?”
He stopped halfway through his slicing, ears rising.
“I think they can handle themselves.”
“Yeah... yeah they can. But-“ the blonde hissed something, “but if... something happens to me, just make sure they’re okay.”
“Not everything revolves around you, Tommy. And- what kind of favor is this? You’re fine.” He glanced to the door.
“Yeah... yeah. I know.”Or;
A MCYT D&D inspired fic centered around Tommyinnit, a bored necromancer, Philza, the Angel of death, Technoblade, a patron of the blood god, and Wilbur Soot, who was unlucky enough to be brought back to life. Chaos ensues.- Language:
- English
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- 136,962
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- 24/24
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08 Jun 2021
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Bit of Warmth For You (When There's Not A Lot Left To Go Around) by SaltyCaracal (SaltyServal)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Oct 2021
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Wilbur’s jaw dropped when he found the source of the noise. He stumbled back and fell back, landing in one of the snowdrifts that had accumulated in the alley.
“Oh my gods.” He muttered. He could feel the blood draining from his face.
There was a baby in the alley.
More like a toddler, Wilbur decided as he stood up and peered down at it. The child was small, no more than three or four. It still fit in a basket, wrapped up in blankets and screaming at the top of its lungs.
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TLDR; Prince Wilbur of the Antarctic Empire finds a baby Tommy in the back of an alley, and decides to raise him in his closet. Chaos ensues.
(Meanwhile, Dream is looking for a very valuable asset).
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- Part 1 of Boreas
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 152,421
- Chapters:
- 33/33
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- 22
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- 1,121
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08 Jun 2021
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I feel a little safer when I'm with you by Chickenstick12 for
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Mar 2021
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Techno sighed tiredly as he reached his room, planning on having a nap before dinner or maybe reading one of his mythology books. He turned the doorknob, opening the door wide, only to stop dead in his tracks at what he saw.
“Listen I can explain,” Tommy began...
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The clothes stealing fic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,365
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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07 Jun 2021
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What Is Precious by MatleenaMaddie, SilverWing15
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 May 2021
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It is the nature of all magical beings, no matter how light or dark, to be possessive. Be it gold or jewels, lands or people, there is always something that they hold dear.
Vampire AU set in the Victorian Era, co-written with MatleenaMaddie
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- 104,898
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07 Jun 2021
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Tommy, newly deserted Hunter doesn't quite know how it all lead up to this; Exhausted and dragging along a stumbling and completely out of it, Tubbo towards what he hopes will give them some respite.
"Thirsty," He hears Tubbo mumble against his shoulder. It need not be said, Tommy knows.
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- 139,169
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- 14/16
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06 Jun 2021
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Charming Defender Sailor Innit by Minty_Mocha
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
24 Aug 2021
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“Who the hell are you?” “The name’s Sailor Innit, Charming Defender and Defeater of Wrong 'Uns, and in the name of the Moon, I’ll fucking kill you.”
Or, Tommy is revealed to be Sailor Innit with the goal of finding his other Sailor Scouts, The Legendary End Crystal, and Their Lost Prince of the Moon.
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- Part 1 of Charming Defender Sailor Innit
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06 Jun 2021
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There are many different worlds, dimensions, realities…..
We live inside our own illusion of security and normalcy, not daring to think about what might take that buffer away from us. But when the barrier between time and space is cracked..... What might happen to the home we once knew? The people we once knew? The trust, love, sorrow, and anger we once knew?Manhunt!Dream and DSMP!Dream find themselves swapped into different worlds for unknown reasons. The two halves of the same person are stuck in each other’s unfamiliar places, now tasked with surviving in the wake of the other's role in life. While one attempts to gain trust and help from the many “he” betrayed, the other must live in a world where he no longer has the power or history he remembers.
Will they return things to normal, before it's too late?
Before Death and Judgement catch up to them?
Or will they fully destroy the unbalanced continuum?The AU originally stemmed from @thusfeathered on Tumblr! They graciously gave me full rights to make this story. Please remember to go show them love!
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04 Jun 2021
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Tommy suddenly stops his flow of words to scowl over his shoulder as a muffled voice yells through the door, "Tom, can you empty the dishwasher?"
"No, I'm live!" he yells past the door, and everyone else in the discord call breaks character as they begin to laugh.
"Do I sound like I care?! Dishes! Now! It's your day!"
"Daaaaaad-" Tommy wines, but after a moment pauses Minecraft and stands, leaving the others laughing loudly in the stream.
The Life and Times of the Chaotic Soot Family
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- Part 1 of Milk and Honey
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,023
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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- 2
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- 219
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02 Jun 2021
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Iris . Blindinnit AU [DSMP] [Complete] by eggbloom (Ash_Wings24)
Fandoms: mcyt, Dream SMP, DSMP - Fandom, dream survival multiplayer
22 Sep 2021
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“I can’t...” Tommy muttered the last bit.
“Speak up.”
“I can’t see,” He cried out, shaking with fear.
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Welcome to angst central featuring Tommyinnit’s exile arc but he gets injured into blindness!
- Language:
- English
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- 28,290
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- 30/30
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01 Jun 2021
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I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
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(Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)
In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.
After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.
So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.
(and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)
- Language:
- English
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- 118,445
- Chapters:
- 28/28
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- 76
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- 6,261
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31 May 2021
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Wilbur rolls his eyes. “I’m just patching you up out of some misplaced sense of guilt or nostalgia or whatever; after this, you can try and arrest me again as much as you want-”
“Nostalgia?” Tommy interrupts. He squints at the figure, all confusing tangents and cynical jokes, the bird still perched on his head. “What, do I know you or something?”
Wilbur’s face darkens. He reaches out a hand, rubbing absently at a long slash going through his trench coat, a tear in the seams of it all. Tommy stills.
“No,” the villain finally mutters with a brittle laugh. “No, you don’t.”
…Or: Superhero AU in which Wilbur, upon waking up in an alternate universe, accidentally becomes a villain. Maybe not a very good one, though - he remains insanely, outrageously protective over the very heroes (and vigilante) hunting him down.
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- Part 3 of Consequences
- Language:
- English
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- 66,432
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- 21/21
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30 May 2021
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It's not kidnapping if he is us by SilentTeyz
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
30 Jun 2022
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“So, let me get this straight,” Tommy cleared his throat, “You two are my biological brothers?”
"Yeah, and we are also twins.”
Tommy skeptically eyed the stripped tail of one of the men and then snapped at the giant wings behind the back of the other. The avian noticed his gaze and laughed nervously, “Genetics, aye?”
“Okay, but who is that supposed to be? My weird murderous cousin or something?”
The third man, the one wearing the unnerving white mask with a sad face on it, tensed, hand slipping on a handle of a netherite axe, and got promptly elbowed to the avian.
“Yes. Our weird murderous cousin," he cheerfully agreed.
That was supposed to be a joke.
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Protege!Tommy, Syndicate Racooninnit and mostly canon-compliant Winged Tommy all end up in the past, pretend to be younger Tommy's brothers and take him on a roadtrip. Wilbur, Phil and Techno are not happy.
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- Part 1 of Tommyinnit: Into the Innitverse
- Language:
- English
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- 106,905
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- 28/32
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- 10
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30 May 2021
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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
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- 144,292
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- 31/?
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30 May 2021
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Wilbur held Tommy tightly in his arms, face buried in the golden blonde hair as the 12 year old huffed out.
"Yo what's with the kid?" Schlatt asked and Wilbur grinned. "My baby brother. Techno and I have weird hybrid shit going on so he's here with us."
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Or where Techno and Wilbur are attracted to gold looking items that remind them of family and Tommy is forced to go to school with them and cuddle the whole day
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- Part 1 of We're All Hybrids
- Language:
- English
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- 3,004
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- 1/1
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29 May 2021
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Life in Your Shade by socially_anxious
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Feb 2021
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The Woo Station worked, and now Sam and Ponk have a date! Sam can't wait for the date.
Basically just lots of random bits of Awesamponk fluff, both inspired by real moments between the two, and ideas I've just created in my head. :)
*These are all a connected story, but they can be read as one shots as they are only loosely connected*Bookmarked by joe (MERLFUNCTION)
29 May 2021
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28 May 2021
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I have decided that this summary needed to be updated, and so it has been updated (yet again) ;)
A collection of oneshots, sometimes with continuations, that mostly center around Charlie and/or Quackity. Includes members of Las Nevadas as well as Wilbur and Tommy, as well as a few others!
The first chapter includes brief summaries of each chapter!Series
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28 May 2021
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For his entire life, Tommy dreamed of seeing the floating lights in person. His brother Dream, however, won't even let him leave his cottage, let alone go off into the world. With the help of Tubbo, a thief who breaks into his home while hiding from the kingdom, he just might be able to.
Tubbo just wants to sell the lost prince's crown in exchange for a healing potion for Ranboo, who is gravely injured. However, when he meets Tommy, a loud teen with healing abilities, he might not have to. After all, he only needs to take the guy to see the lanterns. Easy, right?
Princes Wilbur and Technoblade have been trying to track down Tubbo, but they lost him soon after he stole their missing brother's crown. Tubbo and Ranboo have been stealing from the castle for quite some time, but never anything this valuable. And even though they have yet to catch their criminal frenemies in all the years they've known each other, they're determined to get back the crown.
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or the dream smp tangled au that literally no one asked for but i decided to write anyway
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- Part 1 of healing au
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,537
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 4
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- 763
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28 May 2021
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Class President by Mischief_Managed33
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft - Fandom
27 May 2021
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Philza is an overworked single parent that loves his children and just wants to understand what the fuck is going on.
AKA: L'manberg high school student council AU from the point of view of a tired dad that only gets updated while at the dinner table.
- Language:
- English
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- 3,069
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 13
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- 322
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- 26
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28 May 2021