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Karl, a young college graduate from the east coast, takes off into the wild west of this magical fantasy world, intent on catalogging every story, myth, lore, and tale he can find. But a new story is weaving through his life as he constantly runs into two outlaws and their trouble- Jack 'Quackity' Kanoff and Mason 'Sapnap'. Even after they rob him, neither of the three can seem to keep away from each other.
On the run from the law, traveling across the grand, diverse lands of the west, and chasing stories (and gold) wasn't enough- they had to start their own story as well.
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- Part 1 of Time Forgotten
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23 Jul 2021
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Sapnap and Karl are dating, Sapnap likes Quackity, and Karl is poly. It could all be so easy except it isn't.
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- English
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- 1/1
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23 Jul 2021
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Just Winging It by Anonymous for KiwiFruitWritings
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Jul 2021
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One avian is dragged away from his fiancés by a fellow avian to address a small mess.
The bundle on Quackity’s back had gone unnoticed for far too long.
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Dream SMP personas’ actors au, where they are all some kind of supernatural creature acting on set directed by Dream and Wilbur. SBI is canon off set.Half of this is literally karlnapity being cute.
Philza being the Dadza everyone knows and loves.
Swearing because TommyInnit and Quackity.
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- English
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- 11,669
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 2
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23 Jul 2021
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Platonic Divorcees and Going Out To Lunch: Purpled's Guide to Adopting an Alien by KiwiFruitWritings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 Nov 2021
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Purpled wakes up the next morning comfortable and cool, with a mild crick in his neck from sleeping on his back on the ground of the skull cave.
He also wakes up to someone else in the room, which quickly dissuades any feeling of satisfaction at sleeping well. He silently equips his sword, before jumping up and whirling around to face the intruder.
The intruder is Technoblade, who looks supremely unimpressed with the sword pointed at him, and appears to be knitting a scarf.
“Mornin. Got a job.” He huffs.
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A little bit of cannon divergence where former besties Quackity and Technoblade try their hardest to adopt an alien teenager who really would prefer not to be.- Language:
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- 63,483
- Chapters:
- 24/24
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22 Jul 2021
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Re; Celebrations.
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19 Jul 2021
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Terpsiphone by pomsoda for thcscus (blujamas)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
12 Jul 2021
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The Blue Valley was going to war. The castle knew it, the citizens knew it, the gods knew it. Every piece was in its place. The young King sat in his castle, Bishop and Knight by his side, waiting for the storm he could feel approaching. The Queens prepared their final stands, bound by blood and codes of honor. The Chessmaster watched, laughter building in his throat..
But this isn't a story about queens, or kings, or knights. It's a story about pawns. About the starry-eyed soldiers who fought and fell for King Wilbur, Prince Tommy, and The Blood God himself.
And it's a story about Jack.
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OR! A retelling of chapter four (and seven) of Passerine, from the point of view of Jack, a citizen drafted into the Blue Army.Bookmarked by joe (MERLFUNCTION)
13 Jul 2021
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I know they're losing, and I'll pay for my place by the ring by Anonymous
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
12 Jul 2021
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Tommy was killed two years ago. Phil buried his youngest son at a private funeral, with very few friends, his two sons, the only attendees. Tommy was murdered in the dry heat between prison walls, beaten to death by a madman's bare hands, and every weapon a prisoner as high priority as Dream could get a hold of. Tommy was killed two years ago.
Yet here he is. Alive, and inextricably changed.
His family learns to help.
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- 32,861
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- 10/?
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12 Jul 2021
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the light pours onto me by Drhair76, Drhair76 (orphan_account), orphan_account
Fandom: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
06 Jun 2023
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all of my irl fics in one place !! enjoy :DD
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12 Jul 2021
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Prince Theseus, a child of blonde and blue, a child of isolation and a crave for touch. He's the youngest in the Royal Family, and somehow the most forgotten. The most neglected. The most alone.
Tucked away in his tower, the young prince watches the world move on without him, watches his family welcome two new princes into their arms, and yet reject him when he cries desperately from nightmares or shivers from a painful wound.
"Wilby?" The child had murmured, all curious and hesitant at once. He was tucked in his older brother's lap, watching as his other sibling sparred with their father. "We'll always be together, right? Forever and ever?"
Wilbur smiled. "Of course, Tommy. Forever and ever."
The Hanahaki rising in young Theseus' throat says otherwise.
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- Part 48 of DSMP
- Part 2 of Grey November
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- English
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- 56,184
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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12 Jul 2021
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drinks in new york city by moonlight_mist
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Aug 2021
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Tommy thinks, generally, that he’s a good person. He’s had a couple of hiccups, but he’s not evil.
This, though? This has got to be hell.
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Tommy dies, and then he wakes up- but this time, he's trapped in the body of an otome game character. Not just any character, either; no, because the universe despises him and everything he stands for, he's been reincarnated as Theseus Watson, a minor villain with a family that hates him.
Wonderful. This afterlife couldn't get any better.
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- Part 2 of crazier things have happened
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,649
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 26
- Comments:
- 871
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12 Jul 2021
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remember when we used to sing by kVIIItlyn
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Dec 2021
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For as long as he can remember, Tommy has wanted to see the lanterns. Every year on his birthday, without fail, countless lanterns are sent into the sky. But he’s trapped, in this tower, alone.
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It’s a tangled au what more can i say- Language:
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11 Jul 2021
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Ain't youth meant to be 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭~ by StaryMooshi
Fandoms: DreamSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Oct 2024
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Tommy stared up at the building in front of him. It looked like a hotel with its shape, but Tommy knew he would be staying here longer than he would at any hotel. Clutching his backpack closer to his chest, he followed his parents inside. He had only been with them a few weeks before the incident since it was the end of summer and he was at camp most of the time. Shortly after he got back, he was being shipped off to whatever the fuck this place was.
It was boring. That's all Tommy knew.
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A rewrite of my mental hospital au! I decided that 1) I loved this story 2) I sucked at plot lines so I gave myself an outline of at least the first 7 chapters. 3) With both me and my beta reader, we have enough trauma that we can give every character so why not
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THIS IS ABOUT THE C H A R A C T E R S NOT THE REAL PEOPLE PLEASE DON'T THINK IT IS THANK YOU VERY MUCHI've decided that I'll update this twice a week, but that might change cuz uh deppresion exists and motivation doesnt get along well with him
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08 Jul 2021
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Flying South (For the Winter) by c0sm0smariner
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
29 Apr 2021
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Alex Quackity hated winters. Being an avian hybrid, he was prone to migration during the colder months, avoiding the chill at all costs. But ever since moving to his new hometown, Dorzia, he hadn't had the luxury of fleeing the winters. On one particularly freezing day during their first winter together, his fiancés realize just how heavily the cold affects him. What else is there to do but warm him up?
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- Part 1 of Family Ties
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07 Jul 2021
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Purpled has had a shit life, there’s really no other way to put it. Things start changing though when he’s placed in some home with three guys, three kids, and some ugly ass cat.
Honestly? He’s not sure how to feel about it.
(Aka: The fic where Karlnapity have already adopted bench trio and Purpled is somehow dragged into the mix)
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07 Jul 2021
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06 Jul 2021
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Welcome Home by oneptxneo
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Jun 2021
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Technoblade is a mere man with a rope of too long hair. He lives in a tower with a caretaker too young to have raised him, and a chameleon too smart for its size. It’s a peaceful life, nothing but content, where one will never worry about a single thing.
And one day, a thief steps too close to his hiding place. A man who’s seen death, struggle—the opposite of peace— adventure. The world is a book meant to be read, and who would blame him for wanting to see more? So he asks this man, they strike a deal, to take him outside.
His tower, he realizes, has never felt smaller.
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- English
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- 64,158
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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06 Jul 2021
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Plain ol' fluff revolving on SBI as a family! Little to no angst, there's too much of that in this fandom and I'm quite soft-hearted for that lmfao.
Lots of AUs, most of them are oneshots :)
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- 46,703
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- 6
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- 118
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06 Jul 2021
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Honeycomb by orphan_account for RyDyKG
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
19 May 2021
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Technoblade never thought he would be a father. For years he has travelled this earth, only accompanied by an immortal "angel of death" going by the name Philza Minecraft, and he's become a dear friend. He's never been good at socialization, but due to the fact that many hated him because of opposing opinions, he's never had to worry about that.
He's content living on his own, temporarily parting ways with his friend, he thought maybe to get a few pets to keep him company. He didn't expect to stumble upon a young child one freezing night, with no other choice but to save him from the cold. It's common sense that an eight year old won't be able to venture out into the wilderness alone, but he doesn't have the slightest how to take care of one.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,317
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 34
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- 1,314
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04 Jul 2021
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04 Jul 2021
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I want for us this, that we are well by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, DSMP - Fandom
05 Aug 2021
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Technoblade- A fierce and greatly feared warrior, a former emperor, one who had brought Gods and Nations alike to dust, known widely as The Blood God, the famed son of Philza Craft; the Angel of Death- looked upon the small bundle in his arms, two beautiful blue eyes staring up at him as a toothless grin stretched across the baby's face, and felt his heart go soft.
If anyone ever hurt his boy, there would be hell to pay.
or; Technoblade is Tommy's dad and loves his son very much.
Bookmarked by joe (MERLFUNCTION)
04 Jul 2021