Mistythesnail
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Reva and Vore prepare for the birth of their child, as she tries to come to terms with who she is and where she is going.
The main plot is borrowed from the short story canon (picking up just where the story ends), but Reva and Vore’s appearances, as well as some elements of their lore, are taken from the movie!
I can’t believe this movie/ short story doesn’t have a fandom- there is not a single fic!- so I decided to write my own. If you decide to read this, enjoy!
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A new, rather sassy feline exhibit appears in the Museum of Natural History, and immediately begins to cause trouble for Larry.
This is just a fluffy little idea I had after watching Night at the Museum: Kahmunrah Rises Again. I absolutely loved the Egyptian kitty, and wish they got a little bit more by ways of character, or at least a name, so I decided to write this!
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Ted walks in on Dougal wearing a dress, and gets some less than holy ideas.
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With Vincent and Aldo away at a conference, Thomas needs somebody to help him with a certain (rather embarrassing) treatment. Fortunately, Ray is more than happy to lend a hand. It's the doctor's orders, after all!
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Lenny has a lot of very vivid dreams. Some are deep and meaningful. Others are of a rather... different nature.
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- Part 3 of Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
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Daughters of the Wild by Mistythesnail
Fandom The Hills Have Eyes (2006 2007), Wrong Turn (Movies)
21 Dec 2025
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Female and Her Pet by Mistythesnail
Fandom Hellraiser (Comics), Hellraiser (Movies 1987-2018)
20 Mar 2025
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Hellraiser- Through the Ages by Mistythesnail
Fandom Ancient Egyptian Religion, Ancient Egyptian RPF, Ancient History RPF, Borgias - Ambiguous Fandom, Hellraiser (Comics), Hellraiser (Movies 1987-2018), The Borgias (Showtime TV)
08 Dec 2025
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A New Priest In Town by Loretto for poison_but_tasty, Your idea - embellished a bit!
Fandoms: Father Ted
29 May 2021
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A new priest joins the gang at the Craggy Island Parochial House and Dougal isn't happy. In fact he's positively fuming. He turns to some naughty behaviour to win back Ted's attention. Ted is fed up with Dougal's misbehaving and takes some drastic action with some unexpected consequences.
Not intended for readers under the age of 18.
Based on an idea by NeedsMoreCheese.
Bookmarked by Mistythesnail
10 May 2026
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Ted realizes that Dougal is actually quite smart in the few seconds right after he orgasms. He sets out to use this fact to his advantage with the parochial house's upcoming bake sale.
Bookmarked by Mistythesnail
01 May 2026
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Father Ted and Father Dougal go to protest a new blasphemous film, Conclave.
Bookmarked by Mistythesnail
30 Apr 2026
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Stumbling upon an obscene tweet about His Holiness' supposed sex life, His Eminence Aldo Bellini ignores the allegation out of hand.
Unfortunately, as you may already be aware: the Algorithm.
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Bookmarked by Mistythesnail
28 Apr 2026
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I’m Afraid His Holiness Has A Prior Meeting At That Time by HereHaveAFandom
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
03 Sep 2025
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Thomas and Vincent have been slacking off at work. Aldo corrects their behavior.
Bookmarked by Mistythesnail
19 Apr 2026