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    Every Alliance Naval Academy cadet has to apply for summer postings between academic years. The short tours give cadets valuable experience and the chance to see what the Alliance does around the galaxy. Cadet Jane Shepard thought the turian officer training exchange program sounded like a good opportunity for something different, but she had no idea what she was signing up for.

    AU in which Shepard and Garrus meet long before the events of ME1.

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    “Garrus,” she tries.

    He chirps. A trilling sound. His lips barely move as he does it.

    “Oh,” she says, pushing herself up into a sitting position. “Translator must be fucked.”

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    A relationship in eleven conversations, one public speaking engagement, and a hastily thrown together house party because none of us can quite let go. (Liara works a shift in the latest gab fest, posted as Chapter 11)

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    She gives him a pointed look, the kind that makes something curl low in his stomach. “And what, exactly, do you suggest I do now? I still haven’t got what I wanted.”

    Before he can stop himself, the words slip free: “What you wanted was disappointing sex.” The small, still-sober part of his mind begs him to stop there, but the alcohol loosens his tongue further as he continues, “I could give you what you need.”

    The air between them goes very still.


    Lucanis makes an offer. Rook accepts, only if for a night.

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    Lucanis had never been so amused watching someone eat. She paused as she considered every bite, sometimes halving it, like she worried about taking too much though none of her bites could be considered anything but diminutive. She chewed thoroughly, vigorously, always with her fingers pressed to her lips to shield herself. She savored, letting out quiet little sounds of appreciation.

    “Is that thyme?” she asked suddenly.

    “It is.” He was surprised she could detect it. He had used the barest sprinkling, just enough to tame the bitterness of the onions.

    A stirring in the back of his skull, movement from a phantom that had held himself so strangely patient that the absence of him was more jarring than his presence. Cook for her more.

    A spark ignited in his chest, a need.

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    Or sometimes a family is a Hunger demon suffering from a long bout of humanity, her Dalish daughter, a demonicly possessed assassin, and the kooky aunts and uncles they've amassed along the way.

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