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Stede doesn't think about it before the words are out of his mouth. It's an impulsive decision, brought on by anger and the ugly parts of him that come to life in Izzy's presence (and the hot, uncomfortable, unidentifiable squirming underneath those parts.)
"You're fired."
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28 Aug 2022
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When Israel Hands' grand murder plan goes astray, he and his most bitter enemy find themselves trapped together on the far side of a small island. To make matters worse, there's a chunk taken out of his shoulder, and stupid fucking Bonnet won't leave him alone about it.
...anyways, welcome to my pitch for the B-plot of season two episode five
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- Part 1 of No Man Is An Island
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28 Aug 2022
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Eddie tries to convince himself that it is something they don't want or need. He fails.
Update: August 2021. So I went back and reread this and added about 1.5k more words worth of porn throughout the chapters. Mostly on Chapter 2 because the flow of it when reading was least satisfying to me. If you're someone who goes back to reread, you're in for a few surprises!
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Two years after Edward joins Hornigold's crew, Hornigold buys himself a bedwarmer.
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27 Aug 2022
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This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
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Izzy is losing him. Missing scene for 1.05 ("The Best Revenge Is Dressing Well").
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26 Aug 2022
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for years or for hours by dinoromance89 for DangerSlut
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Aug 2022
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Izzy feels nothing, as you do when you’re dead. That is, until agony starts ripping at his disintegrating corpse - the pull of his Captain. Izzy returns to Edward, but is it worth the pain?
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26 Aug 2022
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the cross dimensional nassau bar of getting izzy hands laid by FortinbrasFTW
Fandom: Black Sails, Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 May 2022
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26 Aug 2022
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hate a fucking chartreuse by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Black Sails
20 Apr 2022
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Izzy hates the Spring. He hates how everyone winds up waltzing around with wonder-filled faces, gazing out at the world like it’s suddenly Better just because the sun’s in a slightly different place. He hates how much longer it takes to park the motorcycle when bougie little scooters and e-bikes take up all the spots, how quickly it gets too warm to wear any decent looking jacket without sweating to death, and he especially hates how the color palette of everything from looming adverts to flowerbeds is attacked by a jubilant army of tacky pastels keen on pissing him off personally: all pinks and purples and chartreuse. Izzy hates a fucking chartreuse.
In which a year has passed, Stede still has a pitbull named Venny, Ed still has a terrier named Cat, Izzy Hands is a begrudging babysitter, and it's yet another lovely spring day in Washington Square Park for talking shit with hot strangers.
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26 Aug 2022
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Six months in, he leans his elbows on the railing and looks at you thoughtfully. “What do you think of Grimshaw?”
You know to be honest with him by now so you say, “He’s a useless twat.”
He hums. A moment’s silence. Then he says, “Izzy, Izzy,” in that slightly comical sing-song he sometimes does when he is in one of his strange moods. “Will you get rid of him for me?”
You will.
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25 Aug 2022
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freezing hands and bloodless veins by givemebaretrees
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Aug 2022
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Izzy's having a shit day. Edward finds something else for him to focus on.
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23 Aug 2022
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Stede Bonnet was always taught to be quiet and perfect. A perfect son. A perfect husband.
When he starts to feel insecure in his relationship with Izzy and Edward, he tries to become perfect for them too.
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He wanted to know the words to use, and where they sat in the drawer. He didn’t need to know like a knot in the sea, he supposed, but —
Izzy’s chest ached, and didn’t know why he was upset.
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Izzy wants a name for who he is. Stede’s there to be helpful.Bookmarked by TheNerdlet
23 Aug 2022
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If he had been younger, maybe. Twenty years before he would have gotten on his knees and begged, and maybe he would have been allowed to stay. But Izzy had lived for the better part of four decades on this earth, there wasn’t much else for him out there, and the bottom line was that Edward did not need him anymore - and Izzy was tired. He was so goddamn tired.
“Are you quitting on me, Iz?” Edward asked, speaking for the first time, and his eyes had a mix of rage, longing and heartbreak that made him want to keel over and die. Bonnet fell silent, mouth gaping open, but he couldn’t even appreciate the absence of sound - his heart drummed so loudly it felt like his head was a drum. Thump-thump.Thump-thump.
“I will leave the ship at the next port,” he repeated, looking Edward straight in the eyes, “Captain.”
(In which Stede comes back, and Izzy struggles until he learns how to lean on.)
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21 Aug 2022
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“The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea.” - Isak Dinesen
During a storm at sea Israel Hands is knocked unconscious and wakes with no recollection of who he, or anyone else aboard The Revenge, is.
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21 Aug 2022
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izzy hands vs the mortifying ordeal of being known by natilieal
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 May 2022
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Stede ignores Ivan’s comment and reads out the list. ‘Now, I’ve called them habits rather than rules because being kind is a habit. It’s a muscle that you have to train, and it may be strange or uncomfortable at first, but the more you do it, the easier it will become. Does anyone have any immediate questions, before we begin?’
Buttons raises his hand. ‘Ye said there’s seven habits, Cap’n. That’s only five.’
If Izzy had a dollar for every time someone pointed that out, he’d have enough money to buy his own ship and finally get the fuck away from Stede Bonnet and his merry band of lunatics.
Or, Izzy has a meltdown, Stede gets a reality check, and Ed learns to stop being such an absent
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20 Aug 2022
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Of all the small square rooms. Of all the misfortunes. Of all the places in the world, this is where Stede Bonnet has decided to be.
(or, the one where Stede and Izzy meet in a jail cell and there's a scene on a beach with Izzy and a knife)
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20 Aug 2022
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He can’t tell if this is some kind of cruel joke. Strip him raw and then let everyone laugh at how soft he is underneath.
Ed turns back to Izzy, then pushes him onto the floor, straddling his hips. The breath Izzy takes in is sharp and shaky. “You’re not leaving this fucking ship without our permission for years.” Ed says, dark enough to be serious. “You can’t do that to me. Just leave in the night. That’s not right, mate.”
“Yes, sir.” Izzy gasps.
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20 Aug 2022
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It doesn't sink in until he's back on The Revenge, until he's staring aimlessly out at the dark seas with his hands on the wheel and Ivan asks him where Frenchie has gotten to, that they’d wanted to use him as a practice dummy for the new throwing axes they’d taken from a pirate ship that Izzy has already forgotten the name of.
“Threw him overboard,” Izzy grumbles. “We have our flag. Blackbeard has no use for him now.”
Ivan doesn’t question him.
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Izzy is always the first one to arrive at the pub, signing off on shipments and taking stock, and if Edward shows up it will be just before last call, when Izzy is dead on his feet and can’t say no to a single thing. Truthfully, though, he rarely can.
Every day starts and ends exactly the same way, until a particularly chatty history professor begins sharing his morning commute.
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18 Aug 2022