TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (48)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (28)
- Empires SMP (13)
- Dominion SMP (11)
- Video Blogging RPF (9)
Recent works
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does it know we love it? by TimeToCommitCrimes for Wayward_Panda
Fandoms: RTGame - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Apr 2026
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RT scouts out a new part of the beautiful world.
Series
- Part 26 of drabbles :]
- Part 16 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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wide-eyed walker, don't betray me by TimeToCommitCrimes for inversaldamage
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
03 Apr 2026
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"Derek, do they really make you do everything?"
D3r's sigh catches in his dry throat. It's better than having another goddamn smoothie. "You can't get me out. You know this."
"I have to!" Avery shouts, loud enough to bleed through the resource-efficient walls. D3r switches on the TVs in the adjacent rooms. "Do you really think it's better to be a battery just for the chance to-"
"Avery."
Avery's no less passionate, but he pauses. "Yeah?"
"I'm not the only one who can access the cameras." The automatic doors in the passenger areas don't require any input, but their logs still run through D3r's head. He manages to finish his thought. "I'm just the only one who can control them."(D3r is controlling the King's ship. Avery is going to get him out.)
Series
- Part 15 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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The Magician (Reversed) by TimeToCommitCrimes for elliotthedumb
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Apr 2026
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last life scar, what's missing, and what's left
Series
- Part 14 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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Target Acquired by TimeToCommitCrimes for inversaldamage
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
30 Mar 2026
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"Even if it rings, don't pick up," the Elite Octoling just about says. His voice is a gurgle and his hands are freezing. "Don't pick up." There's no heartbeat in his clawed fingers. "Don't pick up."
Series
- Part 13 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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joe eats pudding while scar and cub eat her
Series
- Part 12 of mcyt battleship 2026!
Recent series
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mcytblr aufest battleship (2025) by TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandom Dream SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, MCSR - Fandom, Minecraft Speedrunning - Fandom, WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
27 Jun 2025
- Words:
- 2,140
- Works:
- 8
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mcyt battleship 2026! by TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandom Dream SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game), Naked and Afraid SMP | No Armor Hardcore SMP, RTGame - Fandom, Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
06 Apr 2026
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finding absolute way
- Words:
- 5,542
- Works:
- 16
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drabbles :] by TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Dominion SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Hotline Miami (Video Games), Inscryption (Video Game), Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, MILGRAM (Music Videos), Minecraft (Video Game), not rpf just misc mcyt, RTGame - Fandom, rtgame cinematic universe, Slay the Spire (Video Game), Splatoon, Team Fortress 2, Video Blogging RPF
06 Apr 2026
- Words:
- 5,200
- Works:
- 26
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- 2,825
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fic fight 2025! frorg by TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandom <- i guess - Fandom, Dream SMP, Generation Loss (Web Series), Hermitcraft SMP, IvoryCello's Prison Escapes (Web Series), ivorycello's worldhopper series, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
08 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 13,282
- Works:
- 7
Recent bookmarks
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The Ever Given ends up in HermitCraft, just in time to help out with bothering BDubs.
or: ive been in this server for less than a week (as of writing) and im already caving to peer pressure
Length: 2:23
Bookmarked by TimeToCommitCrimes
28 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I have to know the prompt for this one
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I don't mind waiting (to spend time with you) [webweave] by ALiteral_Ghost for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
26 Mar 2026
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a series of web weaves based on "faux pearl necklace" by TimeToCommitCrimes! there's one per chapter.
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The Foundation struggles to understand a mysterious, pataphysical chatroom in the heart of their record index.
Bookmarked by TimeToCommitCrimes
22 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
this shit is so cool. unfortunately i am a mobile user so i will use this proper in a bit
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Tropémon by gifbot
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Red & Green & Blue & Yellow | Pokemon Red Green Blue Yellow Versions, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic)
01 Apr 2023
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It's an AO3 work. It's a playable Pokemon parody. It's a playable Pokemon parody AO3 work (with multiplayer)!
Bookmarked by TimeToCommitCrimes
22 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
not a rec yet bc i haven't gotten it working, im assuming i need to use it on a different device
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AO3 is great, but can it run Doom? Of course!!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 85
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,108
- Kudos:
- 20,069
- Bookmarks:
- 3,855
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Bookmarked by TimeToCommitCrimes
22 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
only fic on this website that matters /silly