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The MRE fic, or What if Cortana made Chief get a hobby and he became an MRE youtuber. Directly inspired by Steve1989MREInfo's channel.
“You’re the primadonna, fine, but I’m leaving this in.”
“Never been called that before.”
“First time for everything. Now tell the audience what’s in that lovely sealed trash bag that you’re about to cut open and eat.”
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01 Jan 2026
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The gods are a lot more similar to humans than most would think. For example, they feel. And as much as the mighty Goddess of Wisdom would like to claim otherwise, she has likely felt the most amongst all the gods.
Athena has felt many things. She has felt emotions, touch, pain. But Zeus's lightning bolts are a completely new feeling.
Athena fears it is the last time she will feel anything.
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23 Oct 2025
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Kratos and Freya have set out, together, to rebuild the realms. A 10 year, Freya-centric story of their journey together and how two broken people could put themselves back together with each other's help. A slow-burn that takes place mostly during the small, quiet moments. No real plot, just softness.
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- 120,037
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- 34/34
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23 Oct 2025
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Filial by I_was_here_once
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
05 Jul 2025
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“Jang’s going to have a chance of beating me.” Abrax said. “In hand to hand.”
Ned nodded. “He’s twelve and almost as tall as you, it was going to happen sooner or later.”
Abrax snorted. “I’ve taken down your tall armored knights with no boots and a dagger. Height is vanity, in most cases.”Series
- Part 2 of Price
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28 Jun 2025
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In Which Durza Babysits Murtagh by maleficstardustdragon
Fandoms: The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini
08 Nov 2023
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Durza didn’t know anything about children, but he had more common sense than anyone else around here. Having time to himself? In an almost empty castle? Yes, perhaps he indeed would check that Murtagh was still alive. He repeated himself, “How long has he been alone? When did you kill or dismiss everyone?”
Morzan sighed, further annoyed by the topic the longer it went on. “I don’t know. Five days? I think?”
He’s such an idiot. I can’t believe he just left him there. Durza made his exit.
Some peace and quiet in an empty castle would be well worth the annoying journey required to reach Morzan’s mountainous estate.
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11 Jun 2025
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The Library is Closing in Five Minutes by maleficstardustdragon
Fandoms: The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini
23 Dec 2023
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Murtagh likes to go to the public library after school, but they close early on Fridays. After Morzan forgets to pick him up, Murtagh wanders off on an adventure getting lost in the city because his dad would be too mad if the librarian calls the cops again.
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- Part 1 of School Inheritance Modern AU
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11 Jun 2025
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Misfiled by I_was_here_once for Cethlenn13
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
14 Jun 2025
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When I reached the mound that covered the Tree Stone, I almost wept with hopelessness. I was one-hundred seventy-three centimeters of flesh and fat and water. I was planning on outsmarting the Daedric Prince of Knowledge in a world I wasn’t born into, for a man who could not help me.
But I had a shovel. It was sturdy. The edge was sharpened. It gave me the advantage.
I started digging.Series
- Part 1 of Mislabeled
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09 Jun 2025
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The Child From Troy by CosmicBrownie
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
15 Jun 2025
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After being resurrected by his grandfather, Apollo, Astyanax was raised mainly on Olympus with one purpose: to be a weapon. But after being taken in by the royal family in Ithaca, their strange sense of ‘normal mortal family’ complicates things. The blood on his hands is something he can’t lose, all he can choose is whose. But can he choose not to stain his hands with theirs?
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- Part 1 of EPIC: The Return of the Infant AU
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16 May 2025
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What if Zeus said no to freeing Odysseus?
This doesn't sit well with Athena, who takes Hermes and goes to free her old friend against her father's wishes. After the events of the Ithaca Saga, Athena suddenly disappears, and Zeus refuses to tell anyone where she is.
Two years later, the family is left with a choice: Live out their lives as Athena suffers unknown fates to Zeus? Or take Athena in, and suffer the most horrific curse Zeus could come up with?
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14 May 2025
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The last time Athena had heard Odysseus call for her, he had been trapped in Calypso's clutches, a prisoner without divine intervention.
This time, Athena's there, and she is of no mind to leave him.
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- Part 2 of we could be kind
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19 Mar 2025
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Athena tries to act like she didn’t get struck by lightning multiple times. It ends about as well as you’d expect.
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19 Mar 2025
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After getting struck by Zeus’ lightning, Athena falls from Olympus into the ocean and is found by Poseidon, who brings her to his palace to heal. Athena and her uncle have never had the best relationship, and yet, he takes care of her while her father doesn't. After regaining consciousness, Athena tries to come to terms with just what her father has done to her, even if the answers Poseidon can give are not necessarily those she would like to hear.
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09 Mar 2025
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While Murtagh worked at his family's coffee shop, he and Eragon, a young college student that just moved nearby, met and quickly become friends. They both had secrets, but they knew not to cross any lines.
Murtagh appreciated having a break during work, to hear gossip about people he didn't know, and Eragon missed having someone to talk to everyday, since moving from his hometown.
However, they would soon realize that they were trapped in opposites sides of a generational war. Murtagh's was from the biggest mafia family in town, soon to be their heir, and Eragon had come to finish his father's investigation, the search that lead to his death.
(Or, a Modern AU, where dragons are people, but mysterious, and coffee shops in college towns are the best cover for laundering mafia money)
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03 Mar 2025
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Leave Me To Hide Within My Fears by Persony_Person
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
02 Feb 2025
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Artemis' words sends a pulse of anxiety through her. Her father - Zeus - would expect her there. Not going would only tempt his fury more - justified only by his claims of disloyalty. She couldn't allow that.
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03 Feb 2025
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The Wisdom, Vengeance, and Ithaca sagas of EPIC: The Musical retold from Athena's perspective. She's doing her best. This story veers very far from the plot of EPIC sometimes. It will always come back and is mostly canon compliant nonetheless.
This story is also inspired by a few different Dessa songs. If you don't know her, check her out - blessed by Athena in her own right. The title is from "The Man I Knew."Bookmarked by WeirdPonytail
07 Jan 2025
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Warriors of the Mind by Mer_acle
Fandom Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
26 Jul 2026
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Wisdom Saga related stuff. Meaning I am obsessed with Athena.
She's suffering just a little
(Also the Vengeance and Ithaca saga accuracy of this series is... uh... let's not talk about it)- Words:
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01 Jan 2025
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Invisible Bonds by TherapyBard
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
22 Mar 2025
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In the aftermath of God Games, Athena has a lot of recovery to do. Without any divine intervention of her own, her wounds will take years to heal. Coping with new physical limitations leads to many emotional revelations as she comes to terms with what her life has become.
What is a goddess of wisdom who can't trust her own judgement?
What is a master of war who can't fight?
What is the point of being Zeus's favorite if it doesn't spare her from his wrath.Join me for two months of angst as I complete prompts for both Whumpuary and Febuwhump.
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- Chapters:
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01 Jan 2025
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Athena's been hurt, much more thoroughly than she realized was possible. For the first time in her immortal life, she is fighting against her own body and mind, and she doesn't know how to win.
Odysseus is home. After two more weeks on sea, a fight with 108 suitors and reunited with his family, he’s quietly accepted that even a desperate prayer won’t bring his former mentor to come back. Little does he know, for two weeks, it’s all Athena’s been trying to do.
Or, what if after God Games, Athena doesn’t wake up in the infirmary? What if it’s up to a few mortals to take care of the goddess that just collapsed in their palace, looking like she should very much be dead?
Updates biweekly on Sundays :)
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- Part 10 of Warriors of the Mind
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01 Jan 2025
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Patience; Something You Lack by Persony_Person
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
31 Dec 2024
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When Apollo sees her, its strange to think of her as anything but his strong, independent sister - but, of course, she is not always that. She is not always alone - she has those mortals she is just oh so attached to, and, he suposses, he is there for her as well, as best as he can be.
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30 Dec 2024
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A (Not Totally 100% Canon) Guide to Clone Troopers by TheNerdWithHazelEyes
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: Rebels
09 Mar 2025
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Hey there! Do you love Clone Troopers? Do you have questions about Clone Troopers, from where they get their tattoos to how exactly the inhibitor chips work? Do you not have the time or patience to delve into the gravity well that is Wookiepedia? Then look no further!
Here, I will explain the mess of headcanons for Clone Troopers that I have put together from the Frankenstein's Monster of Star Wars canon that exists mainly in the theater of my own mind. After all, as I always say: canon is a guideline, not a hard fact!
DISCLAIMER: This is what I choose to believe with Clone Troopers, with influence from current canon, Legends canon, and fanon I've adopted. Not everyone may agree, and that's fine! This is meant to be a fun (and horribly depressing) potential resource/inspiration for anyone who wants it. Just remember to credit me!
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17 Dec 2024