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  1. Summary

    Set in a universe where Tom and Harry attended Hogwarts together, Harry proceeded to stop Tom from becoming a Dark Lord, and they run a podcast together.

    Riddle Me This (alternately, the world's best/worst podcast) is the main work in the series. Other works are spin-offs, of which there are five main:

    1. Riddle Me This ✔
    2. Pick Up Potter ✔
    3. The Wedding: Cluedo With Less Murder ✔
    4. The James Evans Debacle ✔
    5. Riddle Me That, Youtube

    This is the main storyline of the series. There are also additional works which are just accompaniments:

    6. The Great Riddle Conspiracy ✔
    7. [BEEP] [BEEP]: The Hate Comments
    8. BONUS CONTENT: Hermione Is Tired Of Their s[BEEP]
    9. Riddle Me Chat Fic ✔

    + Any snippets Alf wrote for the original Riddle Me This, if it wants to add them!

    ...Or, in other words: this was supposed to be a oneshot. this was supposed to be a oneshot. this was sUPPOSED TO BE A ONESHOT

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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Since the beginning of time, the world has been fascinated by the number 'seven'. From naming the seven musical notes and seven colors of the rainbow to broader terms like the seven days of the week and seven continents of the world.

    Genos may be a cyborg, but he is still a human no less. He is no exception to this odd fascination either. However, rather than being interested in the wonders of the world, Genos found himself borderline obsessed with the seven contradictions of his sensei instead.

    And soon, he will reach the conclusion that Saitama is far more captivating than all the wonders in the world combined. Wonders in which Genos has no intention to share with anyone.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    “So, who’s here? And,” Chris adds when Adrian sucks in a breath, and allows himself to roll his eyes, “don’t say no one.”

    Adrian sulks up at him, but he also steps back, and holds the door open in invitation. “You’re not allowed to be mad about this, though. Because it seems like something you’d get mad about, and I don’t want you to be mad.”

    Well, if that isn’t ominous as fuck. “Why d’you think I’d be—oh, fuck no!”

    From the other side of the living room, arms crossed over his chest, Adrian—another Adrian glowers at Chris. “Fuck you.”

    [Or; Adrian brings himself from the Nazi dimension back to their Evergreen. Somehow, against all fucking odds, it actually ends up working out for Chris. In more ways than one. Well, two ways, because there's two Adrians now.]

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    09 Oct 2025

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    “You wanna use that mouth for something I’d actually like, come suck my dick.” Chris punctuated this with a grab at his crotch.

    The silence stretched. Chris knew he should feel bad that he had snapped at Adrian instead of ‘communicating his needs directly’ but god, Adrian didn’t know when to be quiet. The man could barely pick up on sarcasm, it wasn’t like social cues were his strong point—

    “I mean, you want me to?”

    Chris opened his eyes. Adrian was leaning forward, smiling slightly, watching him with a sharpness he usually reserved for criminals. Behind his lopsided grin and coke-bottle glasses, the man looked dangerous. Chris’ mouth dried out, and not because of the weed.
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    Five times Adrian said yes when Chris wanted sex and one time he said no. Now with more feelings, and an extra dose of make up sex, because I couldn't leave them like that.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    “Abashed the Devil stood, and felt how awful goodness is, and saw virtue in her shape how lovely: saw, and pined his loss."
    -John Milton, 'Paradise Lost'

    In September of 1942, Tom Riddle is a brilliant, bitter schoolboy on the precipice of becoming a monster. Already wearing his first Horcrux around his finger, he doesn’t plan to let anything halt his ascent towards realizing his ultimate goal: becoming the greatest Dark Lord the world has ever seen.

    But when a powerful and mysterious transfer student arrives at Hogwarts, Tom’s initial spark of interest rapidly ignites into an all-consuming obsession, threatening to unravel his carefully laid plans.

    When ambition and pride run up against regret and repentance, what will be the outcome? Is there such thing as a soul too mutilated to save?

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    06 Jun 2025

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  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    There's a new professor at Hogwarts, and he seems to hate Tom Riddle.

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    23 Apr 2025

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