apexoficarus



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Blade-Three, also known as Three, is the living weapon of the Watchers. Conditioned to follow orders, it is meant to use its considerable strength, combat abilities, and total loyalty to obliterate the enemies of the Watchers. Of course, the "following orders" part comes first, which is how, when Listener agent Martyn InTheLittleWood comes along with the right command words, he manages to steal it.

    Now, instead of missions that make any sense, Three must navigate as Martyn and his roommate Jimmy attempt to teach it how to be human, or at least enough of a person to be itself. It would help if either Martyn or Jimmy knew how to be human either, and if they weren't falling apart at the seams after the death of an old friend.

    (And of course, there's the matter of Three's original identity, a question no one thinks to ask...)

    Or: in which Evo had a bad end, and five years later, the pieces that were left behind start to accidentally fall back together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    78,482
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,210
    Kudos:
    1,694
    Bookmarks:
    464
    Hits:
    25,991

    28 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    A private message pinged on Grian’s communicator as he took another mouthful of water, and he opened it to see it was from Ren.
    Renthedog: G where you at
    Renthedog: gotta tell you something
    Renthedog: if ound them!
    ___

    Ren returns to Hermitcraft with some exciting news - new of friends Grian hasn't heard from in years.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,084
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    1,742
    Bookmarks:
    111
    Hits:
    13,273

    27 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Steve lives in Stark Tower and doesn't have much to do when he's not going after Hydra strongholds. He attends charity events to make Pepper happy. He goes hiking with Sam. He hangs out with Clint in Bed-Stuy and watches Dog Cops. Sometimes Tony gives him super alcohol in a sippy cup. Sometimes he sees Bucky out of the corner of his eye and wonders if it's real or if he's starting to lose his mind.

    Alternately, the one with terrible jokes, a foot chase through the Lower East Side, and a tiny little robot named Shitcan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,734
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    16
    Comments:
    788
    Kudos:
    17,230
    Bookmarks:
    6,591
    Hits:
    215,518

    24 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Essek goes home, and there is no one waiting at his door. This should be some manner of relief. But his towers haven't felt like a safe haven for a long time now, long before errant scourgers appeared to harass him with strange questions. He misses the immediacy of that threat, prefers it over the slow and indulgent terror of whatever punishment is coming for him, someday soon.

    He tells himself that he misses only that, the simplicity of being unsafe in the company of predators, and that he does not miss the company itself.

    (In which a pair of scourgers shows up at Essek’s doorstep and saves him from himself.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,958
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    761
    Kudos:
    1,822
    Bookmarks:
    591
    Hits:
    37,660

    05 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    Main series completed, now mainly extra post-story fics :)

    ~

    The Codfather’s loose shirt is gone now, and while Scott certainly hadn’t expected that level of muscle definition, that isn’t what he’s focused on. Jimmy’s torso is littered with scars. They’re all over, some large and others tiny, some an aged white and others a shiny red. He gapes at them, confused—what had happened? Is the sea really that dangerous? He knows Jimmy’s clumsy, does it justify this?

    “What happened to you?” he blurts out, and Jimmy turns to him, face a picture of confusion, before his eyes follow Scott’s gaze. Comprehension dawns and his face closes off.

    “You know how it is,” he says coolly, and Scott is pretty sure he does not, in fact, know how it is.
    -
    or, that one trope where A sees B's scars and instantly turns from a bully to protective.

    Words:
    175,826
    Works:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    386

    25 Jul 2025