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    Roleplay with a friend.

    After a pornshoot with Michael (long story, never explained), Pete goes for a walk out in the woods late at night. There, he gets raped, knotted, and stuffed with dog cum. Permanently traumatized for life. Yahoo.

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    “How do I know you're not a Visitor?” Protag demands, palms pressed flat against the smooth, cool wood. His eye is almost touching the small glass circle— that's how closely he's examining this dude.

    The man stares back, seeming even more distressed at the question. His eyebrows climb higher on his face, almost bewildered. The guy shakes his head rapidly, his lips straining around pleading groans. The way he clutches at his own throat makes your stomach twist. He's choking on something— words, maybe. Or maybe it's just panic squeezing his windpipe shut.

    “Mmh! Mmmmmmh!!” He bangs his closed fist against the door. Protag pinches the bridge of his nose. God, he's gonna wake the whole house at this rate. Not that he would usually care, but last night he'd taken in a mourning window who looked absolutely exhausted.

    “...” The older man presses the side of his head against the solid oak, exhaling hard. Every instinct screams at him to send the man away. But…

    “Fine.”


    Sorry, I don't usually post unfinshed works (I usually let them rot in my google docs folder) but today I thought "Why not?" Enjoy what little I have.

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    Bobby watches, transfixed, as Erik's grey eyes glaze over just slightly, not quite focused, not quite unfocused, but entirely present in that way that only comes after losing yourself to chemicals. The way his brother's breathing deepens— slower, more relaxed— sends an odd tingle through Bobby's chest. He didn't even realize Erik had been trembling this entire time until it abruptly stopped.

    Bobby's never seen someone do drugs before, never mind up close like this. It looks so... easy. A sheen of sweat is forming on his collarbones despite the evening’s growing chill. He feels his cock take a special interest in the way Erik’s soft pink tongue flicks out, teasing him for staring.
    “Your turn, pretty boy.”

    Here goes nothing.


    You've gotta have some good, coked-up sex with your brother before you die, right?

    I mean, there's just no other way to do it.

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    “What?” Butthead's grin twists into something grotesque, showing too much gum, his thick tongue rolling over the syllable. That stupid chain bounces against his sweaty collarbone as he leans impossibly further. Droops his eyelids even lower, leering, licking across his teeth. “You scared of me, baby?”

    Beavis’ mouth is hanging open a little at this point. He hates the way his body reacts— tensing, pulse jumping in his throat, a cold rush spreading through his chest that has nothing to do with the impending rain.

    “C'mon, what's your name, huh? Bet it's somethin' pretty.”

    “Beavis.”

    The brunette's eyebrows skyrocket upon hearing his voice for the first time. Beavis misinterprets this as confusion, so he clarifies:

    “Uh, that's my name. It's Beavis.”


    AKA: Sheltered mama's-boy rich-kid Beavis meets a highschool dropout turned greasy construction worker Butthead, and- he doesn't know it yet, but he's about to get his life ruined.
    (READ THE TAGS CAREFULLY PLEASE)

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    The rapper's hands fist the fabric of Myung-gi’s jersey, yanking him up and pinning him against the wall with ease. “Not so chatty now, are you?” He sneers, the corners of his mouth turned up in a twisted smile. “What happened to all that mouth you had before, huh? Blabbing like you knew everything, pissing me the fuck off.”

    When Myung-gi doesn't respond, Thanos' hand from behind yanks his unzipped sports jacket off, exposing the white, numbered t-shirt beneath it to the open air. It's cold. He shivers. ”After you scammed me, I thought I was never gonna have to look at your face again.” Thanos slides his tongue across his lower lip, eyes livid. ”Swore on my life I'd do unimaginable things if I ever found you, bro.”


    I hate Myung-gi so much that I'm sending my two lovely dogs (Su-bong and Nam-gyu) after him to turn him from a Crypto Bro into a Crypto Hoe. Basically they play a custom special game that I made up (hide n' seek). Myung-gi hides in the same place as Thanos & Nam-gyu, gets touched and feminized misogynistically, and LIKES it. ;)

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    Bobby slows as he nears the kitchen doorway, glancing toward the island where Erik leans. Everything about Erik blends in well with the darkness. The younger man doesn't notice him for a solid moment.
    “You're up late,” Erik murmurs, breaking the air. His voice, roughened by the alcohol, drags over each syllable like an old vinyl record.

    Bobby’s face remains the same, but Erik doesn't miss the way his shoulders tense like he's been spooked. He jolts slightly, fingers tensing where he holds the outside of the doorframe. Hah. Gotcha. 
    Then, the boy steels himself, squaring his broad shoulders. “I couldn't sleep,” he says, voice just above a whisper. “Can I have some of that?” The younger suddenly blurts out, pointing at the cup of spiked punch.

     

    Bold little shit.

     

    TLDR: erik gets underage bobby drunk and bobby noncons the shhit outta him uhuhuh

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    It started as a stupid competition to see who could stay awake the longest. He couldn't even remember whose dumbfuck idea it was originally, all he remembered was that it sucked.

    “You look so fuuucking tired,” Butthead rumbles, voice scraping rough from lack of sleep and his nightly chainsmoking. The breath he spews onto Beavis’ face is hot and rancid with tobacco. His knee presses harder between the blonde's legs, splitting them cleanly and pushing just shy of painful. ”It's kinda turnin’ me on.”

    ”Fuck you.” Beavis’ arms automatically come up to fight him off, bracing one against Butthead’s right shoulder and the other around his left wrist, prying that hand off of his hip. “Let go of me, buttmunch.” The effort is futile. The muscles in Butthead's shoulders flex as he restrains Beavis— live wires beneath that thin t-shirt. His body is like literal concrete: an unmovable, crushing weight.

    "You ain't goin' nowhere."

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    A pair of ripped, stonewashed, skinny jeans sat at the bottom, wrinkled and covered in dust. They hadn't seen the light of day in ages. Butthead had yanked then out, sneering at the size— 29x32. He held them up, shaking them out like a matador's cape. ”What the hell was he doing with these faggy ass jeans?”

     

    Butthead had stripped right there, not caring that Beavis was watching, and pulled on the jeans. Despite how tight they were sized, they fit him like a second skin, accentuating every curve and bulge of his lower body. They were vintage, and probably the most expensive piece of clothing he'd ever worn.

     

    And he looked fucking good.

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    The blonde’s body shivers, but whether from fear or arousal is impossible to tell. Maybe both. Butthead's free hand slides down to Beavis' waistband, fingers dipping beneath the fabric to trace the skin there. He can feel the way Beavis' stomach jumps at the contact.

     

     

     

    "You're so fucking easy," Butthead breathes, his mouth hovering near Beavis' ear. His thumb moves in lazy circles on the soft skin of his hipbone. Takes another hit and breathes it into his face, smoke curling from his lips as he speaks.

     

     

     

    He notices the younger boy's jaw is still agape even after he'd stopped propping it open and he can't help but stare a little. His mouth looks so wet and hot and velvet soft and— God, he wants to stick his cock in there.


    tldr: they get high and fuck

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    Butthead snickers darkly and presses the quickly dying flame a fraction deeper, relishing in Beavis' anguished whimper. The blonde arches his back off the couch, every muscle in his body pulled taut as a bowstring. That contortion causes the waistband of his jeans to ride down even further, exposing the jutting bones of his hips.

     

     

     

    Beavis' pupils are blown wide, shock and pain warring on his face. A thin sheen of sweat is forming on his faintly freckled skin. His breath comes in ragged gasps as he tries to process what just happened, what the fuck his body just did. God, the way he's looking up with that slack jaw and those glassy, wet eyes should be fucking illegal.

     

     

     

    It's dirty.


    tldr: Butthead stubs out a cigarette on Beavis’ thigh just to be an asshole— but, uh, something else happens.

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    Namgyu is angry.
    Thanos won't stop going on and on about Semi - and the bitch doesn't even like him! Jesus, would he fucking take a hint and shut up already?? It's pissing him the fuck off, so Namgyu decides to drag him into the bathrooms and fuck some sense, and maybe his kids, into him. Get him pregnant. Yeah. That way everyone knows who he belongs to.


    「Thanos felt like crying. His nose hurt like hell, his cock was so hard, but the way he was pushed into the ground was painful. The words in his ear didn’t help. He could hear the sound of Namgyu’s jacket falling to the ground, a soft thud of the zipper hitting the tile. He wanted to turn his head to see, but his hair was being held so harshly. ”You’re.. an asshole..”

    Namgyu pushes Thanos onto his back, climbs on top of him, thumb stroking his lower blood-soaked lip, smearing bright red. Kisses him messily, fingers dragging across Thanos' bruised throat. He tastes like blood, coppery and vaguely sweet. Fucking delicious. "Yeah, I am. And you fucking love it."」

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    Thanos' hands clench into fists, the tendons in his sharp forearms standing out like cables beneath his skin. Yanks the other man back to him by his waistband, fingers hooking in so skillfully. Drags him in, hands running back up Myunggi's flat stomach. Objectifying, appraising, possessing what is his.

    "My life was perfectly fine before I found you. You and your shitty channel." Their bodies react to one another like two perfect puzzle pieces. His eyes drop to Myunggi's soft, parted lips then back up again. "Then you waltzed in like some fucking angel, promising me that the little scheme of yours would make money."

    Thanos sucks a sharp, angry breath in through his teeth, "And now here we are. Stuck in this hellhole. You. Me..."

    I hate you, I hate you. I hate you. His heat fans across Myunggi's body, eyes burning with rage and something darker. Something vengeful. Hungry. Laughing breathily, his lips parted, breath soft against Myunggi's skin. His hands slide into the dips of Myunggi's waist, holding his hips possessively. You broke me. You made me care. I hate you.

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    Based on this
    dedicated to nico

    「”Hurt me.” He pleads, pressing his cheek against the dip in Thanos's abdomen just below his diaphragm. Nam-gyu white-knuckles the rapper’s t-shirt, rubs his cheek against his ribs, buries half his face in the rapper’s unzipped jacket. ”Punch me in the stomach, or face. Bite me, kick me, cut me— Just hit me. Anywhere, I don't care. Harder than you need to. Till I get dizzy n’ spit up blood.” His thoughts muddle through anoxic haze, escaping his parched lips in an unfiltered flood.」

    Nam-gyu is insanely sleep-deprived and experiencing withdrawal sickness. He begs 'Thanos' to hurt him cuz he needs to feel something. Then it like turns out he was hallucinating Thanos and was really climbing all over Se-mi (who then laughs at him)

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    Jimmy hates retail workers fuck him bro.

    Written as a gift to a friend (Zach)

    At like three in the morning, Jimmy goes to the bodega on the corner, planning to assault the cute little blonde girl he saw working there. Instead, he finds a big strong 6'9, 300+lb man working her shift. He tries to steal some cigarettes, gets caught, held down, and bred against the soft drink machine.

    TLDR; pathetic sweaty little 'straight' guy gets a fat cock in his ass and likes it

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    Parasitism
    par·a·sit·ism
    /ˈperəsəˌtiz(ə)m,ˈperəˌsīˌtiz(ə)m/
    noun
    1. the practice of habitual reliance on or exploitation of another while giving little or nothing in return
    Also see: Narcissism


    You and Jimmy hate each other. You just wanna get your fucking hands on him and break him. Make him cry. Make him bleed. Somehow your cock ends up down his throat in the process, blood pouring from the nose that you broke. Swallowing around a mouthful of cum, he insists he's 'not a fucking faggot'... and yet, he whines like a girl when you take a fistful of that oily brown hair and yank.

    TLDR; If none of the other men on the ship will teach Jimmy how to fucking behave, then you'll do it.

    Pre-crash AU without any of the 'accidents'. Reader is a cisgender male with he/him pronouns. Jimmy is mentally ill. ENJOY JIMMY WORLD!!!

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    Drunk misogynistic asshole begs not to get creampied. What happens next will shock you!


    「Eyes locked, you and your senior officer are now merely inches apart, your muscles coiled like spring-stretched taut ropes just waiting to snap. ”Me too, man— but lucky for you, I don't hit girls.”

    A sudden laugh bursts forth, mirthless, harsh—so much unlike the 'Jimmy' he shows everyone else. He gnashes his teeth, veins straining in his neck as he glares up at you. ”I ain't no fucking girl.”

    "Want me to make you one?” 」


    TLDR; We rape the rapist before he can get his hands on our poor, sweet Anya— unknowingly saving everyone on the Tulpar from certain death. You're welcome.

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    Takes place AFTER the portal incident.

    An alien moth sneaks into Ford's makeshift laboratory through an open window and makes him a mama. The title says it all, really.

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    It was an insanely hot day in Gravity Falls, Oregon. The brilliant young scientist Ford Pines decides to take a dip in the town lake, adeptly named ‘Lake Gravity Falls’

    It's crazy how such a perceptive man would be unaware of something creeping up behind him, silently cutting through the water like nothing. It waits beneath the surface for the scientist to shift his sitting position, and as soon as the unfortunate soul uncrosses his legs, it makes its attack.

    Ford yelps in terror, feeling something slimy and worm-like wriggling its way inside his poor, defenseless asshole. Uh oh.

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    Stanley wants to get to know his brother's little nerd friend better. Ford likes Fiddleford, and wants to keep Stan away from him. This results in a screaming match in the Glass Shard High library and gets the three of them after-school detention.

    Poor Fidd, trapped for hours in a room with two hopelessly attractive men, has a sort of... awakening.

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    The Shapeshifter/Experiment #210 which Ford had been experimenting on breaks out of containment, chases poor Fiddleford around the lab a little, then captures him. It locks poor Fidd underneath a cabinet, wrists bound and duct tape slapped over his mouth. Then it fucking breeds him.

    Based on THIS twitter post.

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