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“Team, there’s —“
A sniper.
The barrel of their gun extended into the harsh sunlight.
Aimed straight at Lance.
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23 Nov 2025
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Our Questions Ricochet like Broken Satellites by AralineDelia, torveiglyart
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
08 Feb 2025
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Ever since Voltron's ill-advised jaunt through the quintessence field, Lance has been searching for answers. Everything from what he is to who he is remains a mystery, even with the Castle's many collections. Luckily (or unluckily, as he would tell you) there is one place where they might be able to find a link to his ancestors: the very planet they abandoned thousands of deca-phoebs ago.
Yeah, Lance doesn't have the best feeling about this.
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07 Feb 2025
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“How about a bet?”
Keith paused.
“If I can make you fall in love with the holidays by Christmas night, you’ll take the shift.”
Keith snorted, turning to face Lance. He kept that vaguely annoyed smile on his face, but nothing could hide the gleam of interest in his eyes.
“You’re not going to make that happen.”
“Okay,” Lance shrugged. “Then what’s the harm of taking the bet?”
Keith’s eyes rose to the ceiling, thinking.
“And,” Lance rushed in, “and I’ll sweeten the deal. I’ll work New Years as well.”
Now that got Keith’s attention.
They had drawn straws for who would work New Years Day weeks ago. It was one of the worst shifts for a toy store. Being deathly hungover while listening to kids scream and toys screech was the stuff of nightmares. Keith had lost and was stuck with the shift.
A slow grin tugged at Keith’s lips. “You’re insane.”***
When Lance gets stuck with the Christmas shift, he immediately turns to Keith, a self-proclaimed Scrooge, to cover the shift. When Keith refuses, Lance offers up a bet. If he can make Keith fall in love with the holidays before Christmas, Keith will take the shift. Nonsense straight from a Hallmark movie follows.
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29 Dec 2024
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On the morning of their first summer back on Earth, Lance receives a gift of sunflowers. A confession, a rejection, and the passage of time, all leading to the one person who's always been there for him.
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27 Dec 2024
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The first time Lance saw his face, all he could think about was this must be a hell constructed just for him. Rejection still raw on his flesh, Lance was thrown into a cell with--an imposter. An imposter with glowing golden eyes. It's the only sign that convinces Lance for sure--it's a monster.
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Less poetically, Lance loves Shiro. But Shiro's fucking Keith--it's a regrettable set of circumstances, at least up until Lance is captured by the Galra and thrown into a cell with a creature just human enough to appear like the love of Lance's life. But sometimes life takes a turn, and lance finds himself less that hating the monster.Word Count estimation: 20k
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- 5/5
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21 Oct 2024
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Without a cubicle to reset its endocrine system, Murderbot goes into heat. Gurathin would normally be the last person it would turn to for the kind of help it now needs, but he smells so good.
With him, at least I wasn't at risk of anything emotionally complicated.
MIND THE TAGS <3
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- Part 1 of If Statements 'verse
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02 Sep 2024
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Keith stared into the neon purple concoction and wondered if it would be his death sentence.
“Shiro,” he said out of the corner of his mouth. “I can’t drink this.”
“Why?” Shiro asked through his smile.
Keith glanced over to where Lance was asking if any of the Xaligas had heard of bendy straws. The aliens, as per usual, were enchanted by him.
“Because,” Keith’s teeth were locked shut to keep from chattering. “It might cause an intergalactic incident.”
Shiro’s eyes widened ever so slightly. “That’s a good reason.”When the gang is served a truth serum by an untrusting group of aliens, Keith is forced to reveal a rather inconvenient secret. This is bothersome, considering half of the galaxy is in love with Lance.
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10 Feb 2024
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"I find myself wondering, sweet reader, when exactly someone will take a shovel to the back of this racist statue's metal head and begin dismantling our university’s scandalous love affair with the most problematic donors they could possibly find. I’m looking at you, President Zarkon, kindly remove your hand from the Republican Party’s dick. This is a liberal arts college for God’s sake."
When Galra University's Tumblr page, meant for football game updates and pleads for attendees for club meetings, is plagued by a mysterious writer determined to eviscerate every toxic part of the college, Lance is intrigued. When he becomes a leading character in the anonymous letters, well, he gets a little more curious. Lance becomes determined to unveil the writer and find out a) what is his problem exactly and b) does he really think Lance's eyes are that blue?
A tale in which Lance is oblivious and pining for the hot nerd in the back of his Greek mythology class, Keith can wield a pen with deadly cruelty, and you, dear readers, suffer from the pains of dramatic irony.
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- Part 1 of The Dear Reader-Verse
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21 Jan 2024
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Everyone moved on with their lives after Voltron. Hunk, Romelle, and Shiro worked with the Garrison on diplomatic missions to bring in more allies for the Galactic Coalition. Pidge worked with her family to advance human technology to be on par with other star-faring species. Coran was one of the leaders of New Altea, working on rebuilding and making Altea a galactic hub, just like Earth was becoming. Krolia and Kolivan were elected officials of New Daibazaal, and Keith still worked with the Blades for humanitarian missions. And Lance lived on a farm while he healed. It took five long years, but he was finally finished licking his wounds and grieving, and ready to get back out there. In more ways than one. And it was in thanks largely to Allura. She may have died in his reality, but she existed in another. And they met up in their dreams. Crazy as it seemed, this other Allura became close to him in ways even his Allura hadn't been.
But then suddenly she disappeared from his dreams. And Keith started sending strange messages at about the same time. There was no way this was a coincidence, and Lance wasn't about to let his next dream slip away before he could even try for it.
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28 Dec 2023
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Keith has always fantasized about being used in bed. A bet with his frenemy Lance provides a perfect opportunity, which gets them in deeper than either of them expected.
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- Part 1 of under renovation
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27 Dec 2023
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Keith thinks he can now handle most things that come his way: evil aliens, exploding warships, his own sharp teeth and space wolves. But then something new happens, something he never expected but should have anyway.
Lance is in a relationship.
And for some reason, Keith is distraught that the recipient of the blue paladin's affections aren't for, well, him.
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01 Oct 2023
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It's a universe filled with possibility, cruelty and a fathomless, dark swathe of nothing. Keith is keenly aware of that. And yet somehow he holds a glimmer of hope that he can make it work.
Lance's place in all that...That's a different thing entirely.
Post-canon klance. Multi-chapter. Happy ending but a lot of brutality in between. Please read tags if you are sensitive to confronting content.
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04 Sep 2023
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26 Aug 2023
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26 Aug 2023
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Lance's journey to become the Black Paladin everyone should be proud of.
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26 Aug 2023
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My Soul Has Your Claim, My Soul Is In Flames by queen-of-voltronian (TellyMauve)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
26 Jun 2023
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Does anyone know Lance is in love with Keith?
Of course not. And Lance would very much like to keep it that way, thank you! Keith already doesn't want anything to do with him ever since coming back from that space whale; the last thing Lance needs on top of his crumbling self-worth and shaky standing in the team is a rejection that shatters his heart in pieces, too.
But now, Lance got himself in a bit of a pickle. Which is fine, because Lance has a plan to get out of it! A wonderful, brilliant, masterful, completely fool-proof plan. His team won't look at him like he's more incompetent than they already do, he won't have to spend the rest of his life trapped on some alien planet, and Keith will never find out just how head over heels he is for him. It's a win-win-win situation.
Of course, with Keith, things are never quite so simple, and Lance's plan soon causes a domino effect that changes the entire course of his life.
Or:
Maybe Lance should have been a little more specific when he said he'd do anything to get home. Because now...
"You must bestow a kiss on the one your soul most desires."
...Fuck.
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18 Jul 2023
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Clenching his fists, Keith digs his fingers into the bag he’s still holding onto for dear life. “It’s… doing… something… to my…”
“Yes…?”
Keith lets out a shaky sigh, and then swallows. “Don’t make me say it.”
Lance stays silent for a moment, trying to connect the dots even though he really hasn’t been given much information to—
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Oh.
Ohhhhh.
“Dude, are you pitching a tent right now?”
“Lance!”
OR: Keith accidentally cuts himself on a funky space plant, only to find out that the toxin causes uncontrollable orgasms :)
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21 May 2023
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Allura had told them once that Voltron was their destiny.
If anything, Keith thinks, Lance had proven that while finding the lions might have been on the dime of some greater plan, compliance to their supposed fate was not strictly required in any remote sense of the word.
In fact, by Lance's standard of doing things it was all rather bullshit.
(Or: The story of the destruction of Earth and its aftermath, feat. questionable science in regards to weapons of mass destruction, gratuitous Star Wars references, theoretical chess games with the emperor of most of the known universe, explosions, the greatest bromance of all time, the worst romance of all time, far too many guns, concussions, extreme misuse of the French language, awkward flirting, and Lance in an overly-dramatic trench coat.)
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- Part 1 of Castle and Crown
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17 Mar 2023
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11 Mar 2023
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After a space mission failure, Shiro loses his arm and his career. Two years later he's settled into a quiet and simple new life on his farm, but when a beautiful alien crashes in his field, he discovers the answers to his questions—and possibly the keys to his future—will come from the stars.
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21 Feb 2023