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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Наконец Азирафэль нарушил молчание.
    — Хочешь сказать... Ты нас поженил?
    — Это просто на всякий случай! Я как-то не подумал, что меня могут опять развоплотить, сто лет такого не было, всё-таки сейчас нет этих покушений на каждом углу или давки, как…
    — Ты поженил нас, и ты мне даже не сказал?!

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    Кроули некстати лишается тела. Не сказать, что обычно-то легко было получить новое, но на этот раз перспективы в самом деле выглядят не очень. И новая коллега – повернутая на стрёмных намеках демон похоти – отнюдь не помогает делу.

    Азирафэлю в это время приходится мириться с компанией мертвого тела и отбиваться от оккультиста из похоронного бюро и его не в меру нормальной дочки. Как далеко он готов зайти, чтобы вернуть Кроули обратно на Землю?

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    29 Apr 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    Wherein Aziraphale sometimes invites Crowley to dine on oysters with him and Crowley, time and time again, definitely takes him up on that offer.

    Just two thousand years worth of slow-burn romance played out over three shared meals.

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    23 Jan 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 92

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    “Demonic miracles performed by one Anthony J. Crowley, Sire.” The demon intoned flatly.

    Lucifer rolled his eyes. “Right. Filter out the standard changing form, cash, clothes, crap about his bloody car and what are we left with?”

    “Two hundred and seventy one reservations at The Ritz, Sire.”

    Lucifer huffed. “Go on.”

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    23 Jan 2023

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    “Well, it wasn’t last week, it was twenty sodding years ago,” Crowley says, reaching again for his coffee mug, miraculously piping hot and topped off with a quickness. “What’s gotten into you all of a sudden about kids? This is—weird.” He flaps his free hand through the air and makes an odd face. “Uncharacteristic, really. Can you do exorcisms on angels? I may need to make a few calls.”

    Aziraphale draws in a steadying breath and then lets it back out again. His shoulders drop, his feet are firmly planted flat on the floor in his slippers. He folds the crossword section in half with a perfect crease and looks up at Crowley sitting across from him.

    “I think I’d like to have a baby,” the angel says.

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    01 Aug 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 84

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    Aziraphale falls into a trap and loses his powers. He is surrounded by sigils, in a dungeon, and the only one who can free him is the demon who kidnapped him.

    "That's right, lean back, relax," Crowley murmured. "Let me take care of everything."

    "Please don't. Let me go," Aziraphale whined.

    "Oh, creature," spoke the demon, with his eyes fixed on the angel in front of him, "you really should start praying."

    (They couldn't make it at the Bastille that time, but fantasies don't die, right?)

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