19 Bookmarks by megaawkwardhuman123
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Thank you for being an adorable little, furry friend! by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Dec 2023
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Nandor is disappointed that he has no one to cuddle with as he watches "The Golden Girls." Guillermo has an idea for a new companion for Nandor.
Unfortunately, Nandor's new companion and Buster, Nandor's pet raccoon, do not get off on the right foot...
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24 Dec 2023
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Nandor and Guillermo finally kiss, and it's perfect...except that Guillermo can’t seem to remember to breathe.
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21 Dec 2023
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fuck it. you got sold to ghost for drug money. deal with it. by ghostussy
Fandoms: the band ghost
28 Aug 2023
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idk man the writer's block has grabbed me by the dick. will continue to have updates, I guess.
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28 Aug 2023
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Back to Earth there is a very special Gay Guy by Indashadows for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Aug 2023
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"What did you use those for? Are you making art?" Nandor asked.
"Not really," answered Guillermo with a chuckle. "You just write a statement or something you're proud of." He looked like he was struggling to peel the second sticker off.
Nandor reached for one of the black markers and a sheet of paper and placed the sign on the floor of the float, turning his back to his familiar. He started scribbling something.Bookmarked by megaawkwardhuman123
07 Aug 2023
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ABC, 123 (baby, you and me) by Phasmama for HeartlessMemo
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Jul 2023
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“Well, if you checked your phone like a normal person, you would know.” Liliana clucks her tongue in disapproval. “Still in your pj’s so late in the afternoon? Dormilón!” Her hands empty of the bag, she turns to pick up what he hadn’t even noticed. Her baby in a big car seat carrier. He barely even remembered she had a kid. Maria? Marta, maybe?
“Isabella needs to stay with you for a little bit. Couple of days, maybe a week.”
“What? No, no. No. A baby can’t stay here! It’s not safe,” Guillermo caught himself, “cause of- you know, the construction.”
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When Guillermo is pressed into baby-sitting duty for a week, things go fine, then terribly, then amazing.
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12 Jul 2023
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He knocked on the coffin twice, just like every day. Nandor grumbled from within, murmuring something Guillermo couldn't quite hear, but sure was something within the lines of "I don't want to get up now, Guillermo, go away."
"Master, today's the Council's big party, remember? You need to get ready." Guillermo answered gently, lifting the coffin lid and being met with Nandor's half opened eyes.
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26 Jun 2023
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Nandor accidentally makes a wish that ends up turning Guillermo into a horse.
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09 May 2023
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Nandor's New Friend by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 May 2023
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Nandor decides to stay in during a storm and is soon bored. Intrigued when he hears some noises outside, Nandor opens the front door of the Vampire Residence and spies a new, little friend and invites him in out of the storm at once. Guillermo does not approve.
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07 May 2023
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“Guillermo!” Nandor looked up with a dazzling smile, pointing at the bird with a flourish of his wrist. “I have bestowed upon him a fearsome and powerful name! He will now be called Steve. We are going to be very good friends, I think!”
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Nandor finds an injured bird in the front yard one night, and immediately bonds with it. He is devastated when Guillermo takes the bird to a wildlife rehabilitation center the next day. Luckily, Guillermo knows how to cheer him up.Bookmarked by megaawkwardhuman123
23 Apr 2023
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The Honeymoon Suite by vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Aug 2022
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Betty and Betsy run The Bee and Bee, a bed and breakfast catering to supernatural couples of all kinds. Their latest arrivals have rented out the honeymoon suite, but aren't a couple--so they say. They're just researching potential locations to ensure that the real honeymoon is absolutely perfect. And the best way to do that is to try them out in person.
The ladies are more than happy to help, signing Nandor and Guillermo up for the most romantic and exciting couples activities they have to offer. And if at any point they see an opportunity to perhaps nudge their guests in a new direction, well.
The Bee & Bee prides itself on providing top-notch service, whether the clientele ask for it or not.
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10 Apr 2023
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The Vampiric Ball is just around the corner, and when Nandor discovers his clingy ex-wife will be attending, he fears that the whole weekend is ruined.
But if a certain bodyguard steps in as his pretend boyfriend for the night, maybe she'll leave him alone for once. One could only hope.
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10 Apr 2023
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a bloom of one's own by andiforyou for sweatervest
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Feb 2023
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Maybe the powerful fragrance of the night-blooming flowers left a scent trail as tempting as the pied piper’s song.
Or maybe Guillermo simply attracted weird customers like a fucked up magnet. That seemed like the simplest answer.
Guillermo runs a plant shop specializing in night-blooming flowers. Nandor visits one fateful evening. Meg kills two horny birds with one stone.
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26 Mar 2023
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When Nandor gets sick of life as a vampire, he opts for the feline lifestyle instead. It's a guaranteed way to escape his responsibilities, his failing marriage, and his infuriating housemates.
But when he comes across Guillermo while wandering Staten Island as an adorable tuxedo kitty-cat, he opens a whole world of opportunities.
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17 Mar 2023
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Nandor the vampire has moved into the castle at the edge of the village … and Guillermo de La Cruz becomes his extremely willing captive. But can he break the curse on his master - or even work out what it is?
A What We Do In The Shadows Beauty and the Beast AU with a few … changes.
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16 Mar 2023
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Guillermo falls asleep during a movie, and isn't exactly expecting where he wakes up.
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11 Mar 2023
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Family will always be there when you need them.
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11 Mar 2023
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Guillermo has acquired the mortal influenza, and Nandor is a very good boyfriend.
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11 Mar 2023
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Laszlo as Jackie Daytona, he’s out on the town and runs into Sean at a bar. Jackie part owner of the bar serves Sean a drink, and Sean has no idea who this handsome man from Tucson Arizona is or why he knows him by name but he’s kinda falling in love just a bit maybe just a crush, have fun reading lol
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28 Jan 2023
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In which nearly everything is the same, except Edward Teach really does have smoke for a head! This leads to a conundrum for the co-captains and their crew.
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25 Jan 2023