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    Set after Shane comes out to his team. Now that more and more people find out he is gay, he is also getting a lot more male attention.
    Meanwhile Ilya gets progressively more jealous and wants to remind everyone exactly who Shane Hollander belongs to.
    Also they're idiots in love

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    5 times Shane had to reject a guy giving him attention
    +1 time everyone found out why

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    06 Apr 2026

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    [Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend

    [Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone

    [Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?

    [Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane

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    or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Someone left Hayden Pike in charge of the music for Shane Hollander's Tribute his first time back in Montreal.

    It goes about as well as you can expect

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Lily: Well. There is very interesting studies I have read recently.

    Karolina: We’re listening!

    Lily: Research shows that abstinence can significantly improve athletic performance. Testosterone levels, energy conservation, mental focus. All better with sexual abstinence.

    Jackie: Wait, seriously?

    Lily: Oh yes, very serious research. Professional athletes should abstain completely during playoff runs. Some studies suggest 6-8 weeks for optimal results.

    Satu: SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS?!

    When “Lily” gets added to the Montreal Voyageurs WAGs group chat, she comes armed with peer-reviewed research, vibrators for everyone, and one revolutionary idea: a playoff sex ban for optimal athletic performance. The WAGs are convinced it’s evidence-backed science, the team is suffering, and Ilya is having the time of his life watching his handiwork unfold.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Shane put God on a back burner sometime between the ages of eleven and twelve. It was around that time that he barely stepped foot off the ice. His dad would joke that he was born with skates on, while his mother cursed out a grown man for a bad play. God, religion, faith came second to the rush of adrenaline as he flew on the ice.

    It takes seventeen years and the love of his life being dead for twenty-eight minutes to relearn how to pray.

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    Or, Shane's game is cancelled and he reads Ilya's would have been last messages in a tiny hotel room with JJ and Hayden at his side.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    07 Jan 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 52

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    Once, before the Beginning, before the Fall, angels shared their bodies and souls through Heat, building trust and camaraderie. Then the great Fall happened, and angels no longer experience such things.
    But demons do. Surely.

    Or: the tale of how neither angels nor demons know that the others no longer have Heats either, but Crowley and Aziraphale are all too ready to lend a helping hand either way.

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    16 Dec 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 14

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    “I’m afraid I’m going to need to do a bit of mending down here, dear,” Aziraphale said, lowering his spectacles on the bridge of his nose before reaching to gently lift the edge of the sheet again. “The bleeding isn’t terrible, but it’s—well. The miracle of life comes with a few flanking casualties, I suppose you could say.”

    “Funny way of saying my poor fanny is ripped from Cyprus to Seleucia,” Crowley grunted, snorting somewhere in the vicinity above the baby’s head. He stroked a careful thumb around the shell of the newborn’s ear when they whined, tenderly cupping their face closer to his bare skin, and pulled a pinched sort of expression. “Blimey. How bad does it look?”

    Aziraphale blinked behind his glasses and pursed his lips for a moment. “Would you like me to fetch a mirror?”

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    09 Aug 2025

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    In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)

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    11 Mar 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 4

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    Aurors Harry and Draco are sent on a stakeout where everyone is convinced nothing will happen - until something does.

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    22 Feb 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 12

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    Aziraphale is startled to see that Crowley’s normally perfectly-groomed wings are a neglected mess. Something must be wrong, but what?

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    24 Jan 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 9

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    (Takes place between season 1&2)
    Crowley accidentally aggravates an old wound, and Aziraphale helps him.

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    24 Jan 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 10

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    Ineffable Kinktober 2024 prompt list by @Quefish
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    Prompt: Wings

    Aziraphale receives a challenge from his demon...

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    30 Dec 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 7

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    Finally able to be openly together, Aziraphale and Crowley begin the rest of their lives. Everything would be blissful and perfect if only Crowley would finally get over here and make out with Aziraphale.

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    17 Dec 2024

  15. Public Bookmark 17

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    Harry and Draco meet again many years later and find themselves crashing into each other's lives with the force of a supernova.

    [If you're looking for a fluffy holiday story with barely any angst and full of sweet boys falling in love and finding their way to a happily ever after - this is the story for you!]

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    13 Dec 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 50

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    Kinktober 2024, Day 3: Coming untouched

    A loud crash made Draco close his eyes. That sounded like trouble. That sounded like Potter touched something he shouldn't have and was now in a world of fucking trouble. Which meant Draco was in trouble too. Why-oh-why did Robards keep insisting on pairing them up? Draco simply couldn't deal with Potter.

    "Um, Malfoy?" Potter said. At least he sounded apologetic.

    "What?" Draco snapped and turned around. And froze. Fucking hell. What the—

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    04 Nov 2024

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    He hadn’t intended to be fully clothed with Harry naked at this point, or to have just made him take an antidote to a poison or have had to Incarcerus him to the bed. But they’ve never had a very normal relationship anyways.

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    24 Jun 2024

  18. Public Bookmark 90

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    Today’s the day: Harry’s getting over his ridiculous crush on Draco Malfoy. Even if Draco’s just invited himself over to wash Harry’s hair. In a very platonic way, obviously. Not intimate at all.

    They can just be friends, right?

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    27 Apr 2024

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    After the war. Sometimes Harry thinks his entire life has been spent trying to get there. And now he is there, and he’s an omega, and Draco Malfoy is an alpha, and apparently everyone else knew about this all the time, and why does he have to deal with this?

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    21 Apr 2024

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    He moves slowly, tongue flicking out to catch a stray tear close to his cupid’s bow, kissing across the curve.

     

    “Let me show you, baby,” Draco whispers against his lips. “Let me show you how sorry I am, how much I love you, hmm?”

     


    (OR: Harry thinks Draco’s on the verge of leaving him. Six weeks of keeping his anxiety hidden causes Harry to crumble. Draco steps in to put him back together.)

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    12 Apr 2024

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