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“I’m not asking because I think you need babysitting,” Peter says through gritted teeth. “I’m asking because I don’t want to get back in that taxi with Hoffman.”
Perez laughs. “What, do you think he’s gonna rob you?” she asks. “Or worse, make a move?”
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09 Apr 2024
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Will should call Hannibal and ask for the last time Hannibal saw him. Except that isn’t exactly a landmine Will’s ready to walk over just yet. No, he should call Alana, but nothing says I want to be your stable boyfriend like I’m either hallucinating or sleeping with someone else.
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01 Feb 2023
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Instead of just doing what Hannibal tells her, a spooked Abigail finds Will before the dinner with Jack. On a road trip to Louisiana and on to, perhaps, a new life free of Hannibal’s influence, Will and Abigail learn who the other is now, Abigail sort-of gets a new dad, and Will wonders if love with Hannibal can be anything but a slaughterhouse floor.
(Or, in which Abigail isn’t a suitable substitute for therapy but maybe a fed-up teenager getting him to face his feelings is what he needs anyways. Abigail just wants to live and maybe kiss a girl.)
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- 142,400
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- 17/?
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11 Jan 2023
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"Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding."
-Diane ArbusChiyoh had shot Will down in the street, his forgiveness falling with a clatter to the pavement. Hannibal, once intent on his belief that only by consuming Will could he be free of him, decides impulsively to try something a little different than what he had planned.
Or: What if Hannibal hadn't tried to eat Will after he drugged him in Florence? What if he'd decided to run away with him instead?
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- English
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- 51,392
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- 4/4
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20 Dec 2022
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After Nandor and Nadja fall in love (which they seem to do every few decades, only for it to end in tears), Laszlo decides to travel to Pennsylvania, don his blue jeans, and become Jackie Daytona again! Only this time, he reluctantly takes a lovesick human dumpling and a mind-numbing energy vampire along for the ride. Once in Clairton, he sets up a new bar generously donated to him by some guy he drank, and revisits some old friends. Eventually he finds himself falling for Guillermo, oh no. Also Colin finds love. Drinks are on Jackie!
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26 Jul 2022
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Six months in, he leans his elbows on the railing and looks at you thoughtfully. “What do you think of Grimshaw?”
You know to be honest with him by now so you say, “He’s a useless twat.”
He hums. A moment’s silence. Then he says, “Izzy, Izzy,” in that slightly comical sing-song he sometimes does when he is in one of his strange moods. “Will you get rid of him for me?”
You will.
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05 May 2022
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"You can't eat cereal," Guillermo tells Nandor when he joins him at the back of the store.
Nandor holds up a box of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes and says, "The sexy tiger wants me to solve his puzzle. He is challenging me."
Guillermo studies the children's quiz on the back of the box.
"And how is that going?"
"I'll need a little longer in this establishment."
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“You,” Ed starts to interrupt him, then stops, clearing his throat. His voice is almost— gritting, cracking in the middle. When he starts again, he’s stronger, but still— shaky. “You made me this? I mean— You made this? For me?”
Stede’s not entirely sure what he means by that, but he has that little bubbling sensation he always gets when Ed is making him happy. It’s this simmering, glowing joy that always rises inside him, like it’s going to blow him up. He’s already smiling.
“I did,” Stede says. Ed sits up properly beside him, and Stede nudges his shoulder, jostles him a bit. “I thought you could use something a little bit soft. Besides me, you know.”
He’s expecting Ed to tease him in response, but instead, he doesn’t speak. He just keeps staring down at the blanket, clutched between his fingers.
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The heroic sacrifice.
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01 Mar 2022
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"When a new priest comes into town, Sheriff Hassan is rightfully wary. But Father Paul is a difficult man to ignore: charismatic, kind eyed, with a thick head of hair that looks just as dark in the sun as it does in the nighttime -- more importantly, the man is a mystery. If Hassan keeps an eye on the priest, surely there’s nothing but old police instincts to blame."
In which Sheriff Hassan tackles first impressions, shitty cars, stolen glances, and startling revelations about the stranger at St. Patrick's.
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- Part 1 of A Laying of Hands
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27 Feb 2022
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"You're a psychiatrist," Will says. "Between your personal and professional lives you must have met thousands of people, you must know dozens of different flavors of pathology. Do you know anyone who would take me as I am? Who would be able to love me," he gestures in a sweeping motion, from his messy hair to his stained knee, "just as I am?"
"I do."
Bedelia's words shock Will into stillness.
“Really?”
AKA an AU where Bedelia is Will’s psychiatrist instead of Hannibal, Will makes a series of increasingly questionable life choices, and no one should ever take Bedelia’s advice. Ever.
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- Part 1 of Falls the Shadow (and extras)
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24 Sep 2021
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Because Will’s life is bullshit, he gets gently kidnapped from the hospital after Hannibal guts him.
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- 1/1
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19 Sep 2021
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It is supposed to be a one-time thing, initially.
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20 Aug 2021
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Love taken to its worst extreme is a moment frozen in time that breaks the world around it. Love not taken far enough is a moment that never happened. Somewhere in between is a night in a hotel in Chicago, where the shadows are very long. A brief coda for "If It had to Perish Twice".
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- Part 3 of Some Say the World Will End in Fire
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18 Jul 2021
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Albert thinks Dale has odd taste in men.
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16 Jul 2021
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it's the light (it's the obstacle that casts it) by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Apr 2019
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It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.
Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.
Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.
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09 Jul 2021
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In the wake of the Hobbs incident, Will's response to trauma is to seek out stability and control, and then ask stability and control to fuck him until he can't think straight.
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08 Jul 2021
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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03 Jul 2021
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Loosely based on the prompt: “While laying in bed, the two of them can't help but overhear their upstairs neighbors going at it rather loudly. A turns to B after a while, and asks, ‘You wanna f**k louder than them to establish dominance?’”
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02 Jul 2021
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Cooper is nothing if not professional. He is going to request to meet with Harry alone, sit the sheriff down in his office chair, and tell him that he has romantic feelings for him. This should prove relatively easy.