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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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    19 Jun 2026

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    ilya gave me yur phone number
    this is luca haasss
    im a big boyu now
    its my bortjday :D

    OR: Luca gets drunk on his twenty-second birthday and in the morning has to face the consequences of it.

    Also, he has a crush on Cliff Marleau. Those things may or may not affect each other.

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    18 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    “Maybe I should get traded to Ottawa.” Cliff mumbled into his glass as he took a sip of his beer.

    Luca’s heart started beating double time at just the idea of it. Speaking of wildest dreams. Though that would somehow probably be more of a nightmare scenario.

    “Ah, but you are much too straight for this team, Marly.” Ilya told him with a laugh.

    And that was exactly the reason it would be a nightmare for Luca. It was one thing to harbor a secret crush on a guy he only saw a couple times a year. Pinning away for someone he saw everyday? Someone he stood zero chance with?

    Nightmare fuel indeed.

    or

    What happens when Cliff does end up in Ottawa determined to befriend Luca who is equally determined to avoid him at all cost.

    A story about how two oblivious idiots fall in love without realizing it and then take the most convoluted route possible to end up exactly where they are supposed to be.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    18 Jun 2026

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    18/18
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    20,828
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    659,065

    17 Jun 2026

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    16 Jun 2026

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    555-123-181
    If someone got bleach in their eye what should they do
    555-926-024
    Go the the ER and get an eye wash
    555-123-181
    Okay but is that really necessary or can I just wash it myself
    555-926-024
    According the the Internet you might need eye drops for a couple days after so ER it is
    555-123-181
    Urgh fiiine
    ***
    Ilya was looking for advice when he text the wrong number
    Shane couldnt leave a random stranger on read during an emergency

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    Chapters:
    20/20
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    16 Jun 2026

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    After his Boxing Day fight with Ilya, Shane has a game plan to fix everything. He will come out as Ilya’s boyfriend to a few people, get himself used to the idea that everyone won’t hate him for it, and then think about telling more.

    Rose even has the perfect group in mind for Shane. After all, they were so kind when she and Shane were dating.

    Shane really isn’t prepared to enter his WAG era, but for Ilya’s sake, he will try.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    15 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 52

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    Troy Barrett is trying his best, but could he please get a fucking break?

    Instead of planning the perfect start to the summer, Troy Barrett is forced to face some big fears, kicking and screaming if necessary.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    3,604

    15 Jun 2026

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    Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!

    Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!

    Barrett: Happy birthday!!

    Dykstra: It’s your birthday!

    Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️

    Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.

    Bood: Okay. Well.
    Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.

    Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?

    Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.

    Barrett: Oh, goody.

    Ilya: My husband.
    Ilya: Shane Hollander.
    Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
    Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
    Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
    Ilya: Forgot my birthday.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.

    Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Troy eyed Luca, noting his shaking hands. “You okay Haasy? You’re a little pale, sure you weren’t outside for too long?”
    The kid visibly swallowed, looking like he was going to explode if he didn’t get out of this room. “Fine, something happened, but it’s not a big deal or anything I just need to go get—“ He cut himself off, but Ilya latched onto his words anyways.
    ”Get what, Haas? Someone? Something? Is snowing, yes? What could possibly be worth going out in this weather?” His captain was clearly not going to let this one go, which Troy honestly couldn’t blame him for.
    Harris stepped up on the opposite side of Troy from Ilya, resulting in the kid being sort of boxed in against the door. Troy would put money on that being the thing that finally forced the confession out of Luca’s mouth.
    ”I need to go pick up my boyfriend.”

    (Or: Luca is a simp, Ilya torments, Troy gets tormented, Harris just wants everyone to get home safe, and the Ottawa Centaurs continue to collect queer players like Pokémon)

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    Comments:
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    14 Jun 2026

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    unrelated heated rivalry crack fics based in social media and/or texting! <3 each fic stands alone

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    14 Jun 2026

  14. Public Bookmark *

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    Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.

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    Comments:
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    14 Jun 2026

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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

    Haley
    screenshot.jpg
    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    Chapters:
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    14 Jun 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 14

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    A long road trip means Luca and Ash have things to catch up on. And Luca may be a little impatient.

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    1,374

    14 Jun 2026

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    The truck comes to a stop a few meters to his side, and Shane can see the satisfaction in Harris’ eyes at the perfect shot.

     

    “Very recently, some of our team members had to be evacuated due to the underground gas leak in some areas of the city,” Shane dutifully explains, trying not to sound like he’s reading it off a card. He isn’t. He just tends to sound robotic sometimes and apparently, people think that’s funny. “Thanks to all the first responders of Ottawa, nobody was harmed and the leak was…” Shane trails off. “...fixed…”

     

    Currently, some of the hottest men he’s ever seen are spilling out of the firetruck and into their parking lot.

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    Comments:
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    1,780
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    6,965

    13 Jun 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 91

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    or: 5 times Ilya got defeated by English and 1 time Ilya defeated English.
    A birthday social media fic for the best hockey player, Ilya Rozanov

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    Comments:
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    6,873

    13 Jun 2026

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

    Or:
    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    Words:
    31,298
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1,169
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    15,821
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    3,404
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    187,038

    12 Jun 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 54

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    Harris has been around many professional athletes. He knows a lot of athletes cross-train by doing other sports or activities to improve their strength and fitness. He also has a friend who is a ballet teacher, and a spark of an idea for some fun social media content.

    Or; The Ottawa Centaurs take a ballet class, at least three of them fall on the floor, one is a surprising ballet prodigy, and Harris is a genius.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    539
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    54
    Hits:
    4,280

    12 Jun 2026

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