the_angst_alchemist



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    It's time for judgment at Time's End, and Conductor has made a request of the owls and penguins: He told them to blame him for everything, in order to protect them from any harm. DJ Grooves and Conductor enter together, and Conductor is dropped into the lava.
    ...And lives.
    It's up to Grooves to help hide Conductor, so that the girl with the mustache can't track him down and kill him for real.
    There's got to be an answer to how to fix things... Right?

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    A trio of time lords (the Ruler, the Mechanic, and the Ranger) find their way through the universe, little by little. It's just that they happen to stumble into some very silly shenanigans along the way, and some less-silly folks who are in need of an adventure or a helping hand. Luckily, two of them are always up for those! Two out of three isn't bad, right?

    Series basics:
    This is a Doctor Who au, but the Doctor will not be showing up. If you don't know Doctor Who, that's okay-- I explain most of the basics.
    The Psychonauts characters will be the main characters, though a few OCs will appear as side characters. If you don't know Psychonauts, then you might have some issues with understanding who these guys are.

    The Ruler is also known as: Crispin and Gristol
    The Mechanic is also known as: Caligosto ("Cal"), Sasha, Gisu, and Otto
    The Ranger is also known as: Fred and Ford

    This au contains abuse, abandonment, death, alcoholism, and references to real events of all kinds. I'll note the warnings for each story, though.

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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    "If there’s one thing that Ford and Cassie seem to have in common, well, it’s that they’re not immune to interesting women."

    Razputin Aquato delves into Cassie O'Pia's mind once more to sort out an issue she's dealing with, encountering new enemies, new stories, and more memories locked away in vaults. In doing so, Raz learns more about Cassie, about himself, and - surprisingly enough - his own archetype. More than anything, Raz discovers a secret... One that was doing more harm than good by being hidden away.

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    31 Jan 2022

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    I really don't know why I didn't bookmark this earlier.

  2. Rec 19

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    A multi-chapter fanfiction based around @cosmignon (https://aquato-family-circus.tumblr.com/)'s "Otto's Brain DLC". Because I need more content with the Science Grandpa. Strap in kids, it's gonna be a bumpy ride with lots of bad coping mechanisms and mindscape shenanigans.

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    05 Nov 2021

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    OHUGHDHGGHHHHG GOOD STUFF LOVE THIS IDEA AND I'M HAPPY TO BE INVOLVED IN THE CREATION OF OBDLC

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    Helmut couldn't do anything but watch as Ford did the worst thing imaginable.

    (Basically, a friend of mine pointed out how Helmut's brain was right there as Ford did the stuff to Maligula and then shattered his own mind, and we know that psychic brains are at least aware of their surroundings to some degree and... this happened).

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    28 Sep 2021

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    I'm Emotional!!

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Doug was unsatisfied at working at Aperture, tired of all the secrecy. Little did he know of the events that would cascade and conspire together to seal his fate.

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    02 Apr 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Everything I write for the Random Encounters skits

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    25 Jun 2017