Optimus Badly Needs Therapy and a Heckton of High Grade
Optimus is the personification of a muffled Pillow Scream
You know that meme where the girl screams into a jar, shuts it, and proceeds to claim, "Everything's fine now?"
That's Optimus Prime.
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I Said 'Yes' Again by IsekaiGirl
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
24 Aug 2026
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I said yes again to Primus.
I don’t know why, but I did, and somehow, this didn’t feel like my second time either.
Or my third.
But I can’t…
I don’t remember…
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"THESE HANDS ARE RATED E FOR EVERYONE
SAYS OPTIMUS" -- user: meow101Series
- Part 7 of Robot Jesus is Real
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Bookmarked by Elixiel
03 Sep 2026
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cheaper and infinity times better than therapy :)
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All Our Urgent Restless Sighing by DesdemonaKaylose
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
23 Jul 2020
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“This is only until you find somebody you really wanna be with,” Ratchet said. "You find somebody steady, and we'll go back to being coworkers."
Or: Three Car Pile Up Disaster, An Explanation of the Primal Household
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- Part 20 of Banners from the Turrets
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Cartography(for fun, profit, and faking your death) by cassette (Crescent_Blues)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
25 Aug 2021
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They probably think he’s dead.
And the tired part of him, the aching part of him, the free from the Matrix part of him, thinks good.
Let them.(After D-Void is defeated, Cybertron is remade, and Neutrals start returning to the planet, Optimus has a choice.
In one world, he walks into the light of what used to be Iacon.
In this world, he turns back.)Bookmarked by Ratdeath
26 Nov 2023
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Between Deliriums by TheEnchantedQuill
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
02 Jul 2023
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An unexpected third party enters the war, and Team Prime is left scrambling as Optimus and Ratchet vanish. While they point the finger at Megatron, Optimus and Ratchet have fallen into a tricky game of keeping each other alive long enough to see what these odd villains want with them.
Bookmarked by PARTY_AMBULANCE_SAYS_wash_your_hands
21 Aug 2023
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One of my favorite fics by Enchanted Quill. Very good mix of Optimus and Ratch suffering horrors together as they try to protect each other from across the spectrum.
The antagonists are also fun as HECK.
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Two Sides to a Coin by Lets_try_some_writing, spreadward
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
13 Apr 2025
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Orion Pax and Optimus Prime are two very different mechs with two very different sets of ideals and motivations, forced to cohabit the same frame. This series explores the many ramifications of this unwanted union between the two, not just for them, but for all of Cybertron.
We highly suggest reading this series in order, it may be difficult to understand certain aspects of the plot if parts are skipped.
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