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Park Jimin is a world famous idol, Jungkook his small town fan. When the two inexplicably end up locked overnight in a supermarket stockroom together on Christmas Eve, 1995, it seems it could be time for their parasocial relationship to crash headfirst into reality. But between fan service and customer service, Pogs and Power Rangers, perhaps forced proximity is actually the perfect place to explore unspoken dreams?
Snuggle up with a mug of nostalgic rom-com cocoa, sprinkle some seasonal sugar and spice, and step back in time to a snowy night in December some thirty years ago...
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Jeon Jungkook's step-by-step, fool proof guide to meeting your idol and surviving to tell the tale.
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Gag Gift by somagni
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
11 Dec 2021
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Booster Gold thought everyone would get a good laugh out of the gift he got Batman for the justice leauge's secret santa. Booster gold thought wrong. Clark is going to try and defuse the situation, if only Bruce can bear to look him in the eye.
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Gag Gift by somagni
Completed: 2021-12-11
Work/Series ID: 35403526Relationship Tags:
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Secret Santa, Inappropriate Humor, Time Travel, Dildos, Awkward Conversations, Bottom Bruce Wayne, Top Clark Kent, Gags, Kryptonian Biology, Anal Sex, Awkward Flirting, Workplace Relationship, Possessive Clark Kent, Sex Toys, Dom/sub Undertones, Christmas Crack, Temperature Play
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Booster Gold thought everyone would get a good laugh out of the gift he got Batman for the justice leauge's secret santa. Booster gold thought wrong. Clark is going to try and defuse the situation, if only Bruce can bear to look him in the eye.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2025/12/08
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A Speedster's Mistletoe by SonOfACrossBow
Fandoms: Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types
07 Dec 2025
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Wally has the idea to hang Mistletoe in the Watchtower. It doesn't quite work the way he wanted..
Justice League crack. Everyone's kinda fluid, lots of kissing. Wally is an adorable menace.
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The Night Before Kinkmas by Beeslouisee for Asteroid_3000
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
29 Nov 2025
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Nick endures his dreaded work Christmas party with one thought keeping him sane: a date afterwards with a gorgeous, dark-haired stranger. Surviving Secret Santa becomes an all-out battlefield, and when he unwraps his “prize,” he’s convinced he’s being punked. But after wondering whether the universe is trying to sabotage him, Nick soon realises his disastrous Christmas gift might just be a blessing in disguise.
Or—
First date Christmas SMUT.
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- Part 1 of The 12 days of Kinkmas
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The 12 days of Kinkmas by Beeslouisee
Fandom: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
18 Dec 2025
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Yizhuo desperately wants to have Santa deliver her gifts in person and Jimin has a plan.
Minjeong is being offered as the festive sacrifice, obviously.
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- Part 3 of Family chronicles
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When the new limited edition holiday toys hit the shelves of Gotham, Damian convinces his brothers to wait in line and help him obtain the rare plushies. Damian is determined, Jason is bored, Dick is tired, and Tim just needs to pee (too much coffee). The sibling rivalry and banter reach peek levels in this fic.
aka: I found a a bunch of stories I wrote forever ago in a WIP folder and said, "Why not post these anonymously and see how it goes?" so here you go :D
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- Part 1 of Bat brothers
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Zam cleared his throat and spoke loudly. “Hey Clown, Branzy! Look up.” The grin was evident in his tone and the demon already knew this was not going to be good. Immediately, he noticed a plant with evergreen leaves and a red ribbon at the top of it.
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clown and branzy stand under a mistletoe-
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AEEEWWWWWW
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Putting the 'Ass' in Christ's Mass by IncandescentUmbrage
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
16 Jan 2025
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Dean Winchester likes ass play. A lot. Unfortunately for him, a few household Christmas decorations looked like a better idea than they really are, and he lands himself in the ER more than once when some of his little experiments get… lost.
Luckily for him, the good Doctor Castiel Novak is willing to help him out.
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putting the ass in christ's mass
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A very Addam's Christmas by Greenknight2830
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Addams Family - All Media Types
12 Dec 2025
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Enid wishes that Wednesday and her could have a perfect Christmas romance and wakes up stuck in a hallmark musical where everyone is walking tropes.
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Why You Shouldn’t Kill An Albatross by orphan_account
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Dec 2025
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Denki Kaminari has a secret. His quirk, electrification, terrifies him. Ever since the USJ, when that villain used his quirk on him, Denki found himself staring at the scars riddling his back and chest, memories of intense pain flipping through his head. The idea of his own quirk hurting him the same way sends him spiraling. So, he uses it as little as possible, loses fights on purpose to avoid it. Eventually, his classmates start noticing.
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Iwaizumi has fucked up, and in an effort to earn forgiveness from one salty boyfriend, he plans 'The Twelve Days of Kinkmas' as an apology. Can twelve days of gingerbread flavoured lube, plastic swans, festive dildos, and more, make it up to Oikawa by Christmas?
Iwaizumi can only hope since he has a big surprise on the day!
*New kinky chapter posted everyday until Christmas*
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A Hallmark romcom set in a coffee shop that's actually a covert kill-site run by Frank Harkness’ sons, and River is too emotionally needy to notice.
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It's Christmas Eve, and 141 is spending their holiday together in a nice, quiet little English cottage owned by Price's grandfather. It should have been a quiet holiday, except Roach has been summoned to his parents' house for the dreaded family Christmas party. And Ghost forgot to get the Christmas tree. And Nikolai decided to put up the world's dodgiest Christmas light display.
Maybe it'll all work out in the end, if they can survive Christmas Eve to make it to the big day.
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I really do believe in you (let's see if you believe in me) by Bowery
Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)
25 Dec 2021
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“Who the fuck are you?”
“Right,” the blonde woman coughs, “I, um - I am Santa.”
“Santa isn’t real,” Lena squints, holding her sabre out in front of her, almost automatically slipping into her en garde pose, “try again.”
“I swear,” Santa holds her hands defensively, “I just wanted to bring you some Christmas cheer this year and um, I was going to just pop in and out and leave you a Christmas present under your tree, but then I couldn’t help but notice you don’t have a tree, so um, I was trying to find a good spot and then you showed up.”
“How did you bypass my alarm?”
The blonde grimaces. “Your alarm?”
“My state-of-the-art alarm right outside the elevator,” Lena frowns, “I designed it myself, there’s pressure pads, there’s lasers - nobody has ever made it past it. I didn’t even get an alert; how did you bypass it?”
“I came through the chimney.” The blonde smiles.
Lena sighs. “There is no chimney,” she clenches her jaw, her patience running thin, “I will ask you one more time, Santa.”
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Kara Danvers is Santa. Lena Luthor doesn't believe in Santa and hates Christmas with a passion. It's chaos.
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“Whether or not Hermione Granger is single is irrelevant, Char. You’re not her type. You’ll only embarrass yourself, and I can’t stand to watch it.”
Charlie frowned, gaze narrowing. “Please. I saw her give me the once over.”
Bill huffed a dry laugh. “Yeah, she looked once and it was over.”
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Under the Mistletoe by macxboyle
Published: 2022-12-28
Work/Series ID: 43905697Relationship Tags:
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“Whether or not Hermione Granger is single is irrelevant, Char. You’re not her type. You’ll only embarrass yourself, and I can’t stand to watch it.”
Charlie frowned, gaze narrowing. “Please. I saw her give me the once over.”
Bill huffed a dry laugh. “Yeah, she looked once and it was over.”
(Approximate) Last Read: 2025/12/17
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Lucius thinks that he figured out the perfect gift for his friend Tom Riddle, the gift in question being the infamous Harry Potter.
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Tom Riddle speaks german and Lucius doesn'tI'm not a native English or German speaker so for any and all mistakes sorry in advance.
I do not want my work published on any other sites, and or translated WITHOUT my premission.
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Fill the Meadcup, Drain the Barrel by JulesThief
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
14 Dec 2025
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Yor cleared her throat, hoping that she could intentionally speak now. “Excuse me, but please let go of my hands.”
Thankfully, the man let go. “Sorry. Is everything okay?”
“No! I’m a mawwied woman!” She hoped she wasn’t slurring too much…
The man cocked his head to the side. His blue eyes bored into her soul. “Is that a problem? Because I’m a married man.”
Yor has a bit too much to drink during City Hall’s Christmas party and is incredibly distrustful of this handsome stranger with blond hair and blue eyes that refuses to leave her alone. Doesn’t he know she’s happily married?!?
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A series of non-chronological fics of Tommy's time in space :)
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Nick and Charlie are plantonic flatmate bros.
They discover their old elves on shelves and introduce them.
Merry fucking Christmas.
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- Part 1 of Merry fucking Christmas
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BOOKMARKED ~ 12/3/25