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"Ready to get yer arse kicked, L.T.?" He smiled his Cheshire cat grin, all teeth, and watched Ghost's eyes refocus to meet his. Soap mentally awarded himself a point.
"Not a chance, Sergeant," he said gruffly.
The team bonds over cards at Christmas, and Gaz just can't help himself.
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Lucius thinks that he figured out the perfect gift for his friend Tom Riddle, the gift in question being the infamous Harry Potter.
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Tom Riddle speaks german and Lucius doesn'tI'm not a native English or German speaker so for any and all mistakes sorry in advance.
I do not want my work published on any other sites, and or translated WITHOUT my premission.
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A Speedster's Mistletoe by SonOfACrossBow
Fandoms: Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types
15 Feb 2025
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Wally has the idea to hang Mistletoe in the Watchtower. It doesn't quite work the way he wanted..
Justice League crack. Everyone's kinda fluid, lots of kissing. Wally is an adorable menace.
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awww i loved this!!! super cutesy
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The 12 Days of Fic-Mas by Wolflyn for CynicalScribbler, blue like winter (bleucommelhiver), , Harmonica_Smile (Rescue_Remedy), Tafferling, Somecallmemichelle, ChronicallyOwlish, Exewon, SatuD2, Ilral, Moonalesca
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XV, Super Smash Brothers, Steven Universe (Cartoon), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, RWBY, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Dying Light (Video Game), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comic), One Piece, Andromeda (TV), Dragon Ball, Angels with Scaly Wings (Visual Novel)
22 Dec 2017
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My adventures in fandom for the 2017 "12 Days of Fic-Mas" Extravaganza, sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas".
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Connor was here.
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Yeah, I got nothing by ziazippy5379
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
11 Oct 2023
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Dick was going to properly propose to his boyfriend. But then he asked his brothers for a simple favor.
Fictober Day Eleven: "You lost it. Well, we lost it."
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- Part 11 of Zia's Fictober 2023
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Crackmas Day 2 || Kwami Swap || Adrien is sick as a cat when an akuma attacks, so he asks Gorilla for a big favor. Who wouldn't accept being Chat Noir for a day.
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- Part 2 of Crackmas 2017
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identity reveal
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Can You Remember... The Windows 11? by Melting_Alliums for morana_gray, thatsbobcat
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
17 Dec 2024
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Caine hears people go window shopping at Christmas time.
He misunderstood the assignment.
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Without warning a computer fell from the ceiling, and Caine laughed hardily, imitating Santa Claus. "Ah yes, it's a Windows! Isn't that great!"
Pomni looked at the sparking electronic with wide eyes, mouth slightly agape, as her eye twitched.
“Such good quality things they are! Great senses of humor don't you think bubble?"
Bubble came out from behind the traumatized Pomni. "Sure they are Caine! They also taste great!"
The thing promptly licked the sparking computer and was immediately popped due to the electricity.
“Delish!“ Caine shouts, startling Gangle as he cues more windows to start raining down on them. “Let's have a banquet to celebrate!"
Jax's eyes went wide for a moment as a computer nearly bashed his head in. “WAIT, NO!"
Kinger sat with the disgruntled jester under a tiny outcropping as the rest of the circus dwellers fought for their lives against the descending hellfire of outdated electronics.
“You know, I read about this once in my encyclopedia." He comforted, patting Pomni's head gently as she looked up at him. “I think it's called rain."
"WHAT A GREAT IDEA KINGER!“ Caine boomed, and with a flick of his hands, there was a clap of thunder.
Had anyone but Moon and Sun been outside the tent they would have seen the explosion of pure white from inside the Circus.
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funny, force sis to read later
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When an aspiring author is dumped by his soon-to-be-published novelist boyfriend, he decides to take a leap of faith and signs up for a romance-writing retreat at a quaint Vermont inn shortly before Christmas.
I love this Hallmark Christmas movie. During my annual rewatch, I thought, but what if Hannibal? Et Voilà.
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Ingredients: coffee shops, cinnamon cookies, winking gingerbread men, mistletoe-delivering robins, inappropriate festive puns, mind-blowing transatlantic orgasms, lashings of fluff, a good dose of magic, generous sprinklings of nonsensical humour, and a partridge in a pear tree ...
A little seasonally-inspired gift for all my fellow Merthur lovers <3
Happy Holidays! xoxo
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Changing Channels: 12 Days of Hallmark Hijinks by lemonlillybee
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
10 Dec 2022
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Peter and Tony are about to sit down for a movie night when they find themselves in a place that might be out of Peter's nightmares.
Written for AMonthOfWhump's Winter Whumperland 2022 prompts!
Inspired by the Supernatural episode 5x08 "Changing Channels" where the characters are thrown into an alternate universe where they find themselves in different TV shows. So just imagine that, but with Tony and Peter, and instead of TV shows it's Christmas movies.
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The roads are shit and when Eddie finally decides to pull over and find somewhere to stay for the night, he and Steve find themselves shivering in a shared bed of a janky ass motel.
I can't imagine what that scenario might bring.
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The boys of Mme. Bustier's class are 100% convinced that Adrien is a Disney princess.
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- Part 10 of Crackmas
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2 Fried Chickens and a side of Mashed by elvirakitties
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2020
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Harry wants a Yule and Christmas gift
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- Part 6 of Christmas 2020
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Ye Xiu, I'm pregnant by jellysunfish
Fandoms: 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Cartoon), 全职高手 - 蝴蝶蓝 | Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán
24 Dec 2018
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In which Ye Xiu doesn't realize that men can't get pregnant
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50 yuan and a cigarette by jellysunfish
Fandoms: 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Cartoon), 全职高手 - 蝴蝶蓝 | Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán
24 Dec 2019
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in which Ye Xiu shamelessly squats at Excellent Era and Sun Xiang is an unwilling bed-landlord
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- Part 2 of jelly's sun xiang christmas party
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Любимое
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EILF: A Yizhan Christmas Story by ShamelessPeterPan (PiscesDragon) for OverthinkingThis
Fandoms: Chinese Actor RPF
23 Dec 2020
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Xiao Zhan is a college student just trying to get through the end of the semester and balance his part-time job at the local mall. When he gets talked into taking over as Santa, he’s sure it will be a complete disaster. But that’s before he meets a gorgeous elf that makes the entire experience a little more sweet.
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A gift exchange aboard the Enterprise G.
Seven mis-understands the assignment.
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Stray Kids' Advent Calendar 2021 by bunnybinnie, whooshdino (bunnybinnie)
Fandom: Stray Kids (Band)
24 Dec 2021
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gigl (abm)
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Naraku loved his job working at Walmart.
He loved it because most of the time, people shopping at Walmart were miserable. They were tired, overworked, underpaid, and generally disgruntled human beings. Not much unlike himself.
It was a glorious job.
It brought Naraku great pleasure to watch the miserable customers plowing through the store at the hand of life’s struggles. That was the case at the store pretty much all the time, except for one time of year.
Christmas.
A crack, humor, fluff story for the Inuyasha Secret Santa Exchange - for hanyouonikage as my recipient!
Thank you to Fawn_Eyed_Girl for her careful read of this crack story =^.^=
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Help this is the funniest shit I've ever laid my eyes on.