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Kryptonians aren't human. Maybe someone should have investigated this more clearly.
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The Whammy's House Collection by shinyglorchan
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga), Death Note: Another Note
13 Jun 2008
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A collection of the children from Whammy's House which includes L, B, A, Near, Matt, Mello, or Linda. Genres & ratings will vary. Snippets during the Whammy's House era, or the aftereffects. Newest one: 'Matt kissed his old life goodbye.'
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Takhle se u nás hraje hokej by Blanch_RETRO (Blanch_CZ)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2008
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Harry Potter má v plánu jít na hokejový zápas NHL a Draco, jeho přítel, ho z prosté žárlivosti nechce nechat jít samotného. A aby v tom úplně neplaval, odhodlá se naučit alespoň základní pravidla hry, načež se Harry rozhodne, že mu názorně osvětlí pojmy v praxi.
Aneb - hokej je strašně perverzní hra a smut se sám nabízel.
Rok vzniku: 2008Series
- Part 3 of Harry Potter jednorázovky
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As punishment for teaching forbidden PSI, Poo is sentenced to one last Mu trial... one Paula may be able to help him with.
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Near's Plushie Collection by shinyglorchan
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga), Death Note: Another Note
18 Mar 2008
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The adventures of Near's plushies that are all disturbingly dead-on likenesses of everyone he knows. Some are happy, some aren't, but all have plushies! 4th installment: 'Rester REALLY needs a vacation. B Plushie/Mello Plushie.'
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Devon and Oz talk about the strange Eskimo girl that caught Oz's eye, and Devon asks if Oz is a virgin. Devon gets his answer, but not one he expected.
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- 317
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MERDAD: Mature, Equal, Relationship Do's and Dont's by Xenodike
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Angel: the Series
09 Jan 2008
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The second time Angel pulled the Alpha Male shit and had to grovel for forgiveness
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- Part 3 of Shattered
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When I first saw Umbridge appear in Order of the Phoenix, my brain went "It looks like she skinned a Care Bear". That's all I can say to explain this.
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After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
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Gaara is one unhappy Kazekage. Gaara and Naruto's P.O.V.s.
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"Maman, le fait que tu prépares un meurtre ne me dérange pas, mais pourrais-tu au moins avoir la décence de faire tes préparatifs ailleurs que devant moi ?"
Ou une journée tout ce qu'il y a de plus ordinaire pour Blaise Zabini et sa mère.
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Miley’s framed for a threatening note, Jake comes to the rescue – and it’s Sarah’s fault?
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- 934
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The Real Reason Why Light Kills People by tropicsbear
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
25 Jun 2007
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Everyone thinks that Kira only kills criminals to turn the world into a beautiful utopia. But what if that's only what Light wants them to believe?
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Sexual reproduction is as useful as the opposible thumb. Of course the Doctor does things the hard way.
Originally published on LiveJournal May 31, 2007. Lightly Edited. Contains mild spoilers for season 3 episodes 'Human Nature' and 'Family of Blood'
This probably needs a kicker paragraph at the end to be a true crack-fic, if it inspires you feel free to continue it with attribution.
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Fixation, and Other Stories by Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2007
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Ginny/Harry/Draco, in various styles, tones, moods, and worlds, written as responses to thirtyforthree's first theme set. Contains moderately explicit sex, implied torture, death, aliens-make-them-do-it, consensual murder/assisted suicide, dissolution of social norms in wartime, and familial strife... but also humor, princesses and dragons, vampires and vampire hunters, kittens and pillows, and other forms of utter crack. *evil grin*
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- Part 1 of Fixation, and Other Stories
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Curiosity Almost Killed The Cat A.K.A. The Cat Saved Nibelheim From Burning by shinyglorchan
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII
14 Mar 2007
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This is a story how a kitty saves Nibelheim, by accident. <3
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Zarathustra's activation does not go as planned.
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- 601
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Marluxia captures Kairi for his plot against Sora, but it doesn't turn out the way he planned when she treats him sweeter than he ever deserved.
A doomed romance that could have been, which sadly wasn't; when she forgot Sora, he was there to take his place.
Marluxia/Kairi crack fic written as gift.
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- Part 3 of Crack Alternate Universe
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A fun and sexy look at the Kara/Laura pairing. OTP, baby!
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- English
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- 173
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- 1/1
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Akureir’s Caravan: series of truly bizarre events by KayiRowling
Fandoms: Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
08 Aug 2006
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Kat Yoh, the female Selkie from the Crystal Caravan of Akureir, writes on the Diary some really strange events that happen to them during their travels.