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    Pomme is very particular about her hair care, and hates when Dapper messes with it. What started out as a prank, something to gross her out, spirals into something of an obsession. Their mom doesn't even notice - but plays into it, leaving him with a bit of a sexual dilemma. Luckily enough, teenage hormones make it easy to keep up with.

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    Tommy lived a normal life, or as normal as it will get where gods, technology, and magic were a constant in the day-to-day life of the people of the Antarctic Empire.

    He was happy and aspired to be just like the First Emperor of the Antarctic Empire.

    That is until one day, as he looked at one of the statues depicting said god and past Emperor, blinked back at him.

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    4/?
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    What if Technoblade did die, but came back and tracked Phil down to Quesadilla Island and found a little girl all alone in an attic and realized that he had a new purpose in life? And what if he took this new purpose to do his god's damned best to keep his little princess and everyone else safe and alive on this island that seemed determined to kill them all?

    --or--
    Technoblade is Tallulah's parent AU with a lot of fluff and a big what if where I throw THEE anarchist bourgeois pig in a monarch's outfit at the Federation and watch what happens.

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    There are lessons, and there are memories, and sometimes grief is best processed through sharing both of them.

    Or, three times Philza shares a lesson with the little ones of the QSMP, and the things he learns along the way.

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    Philza and his children take a vacation trip to a marvelous theme park: Scarland. It’s a trip of wonder and magic, adventure and discovery.

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    Months ago, the Federation gave up trying to wrangle their parents and kidnapped them. Chayanne is the only reason they weren’t taken again. For months now, they’ve been on the run and on their own, hiding from the Feds.

    A month ago, they found the location of their parents. The old Spawn. Pomme has the coords of Baghera’s old castle which means now they have to travel the two hundred thousand blocks back to the Federation’s waiting arms.

    Aka; AU where the finale doesn’t happen and the Federation kidnaps the Residents instead. Now the kids have to get along and find their parents again. They aren’t doing well.

    (Inspired by the songs Lost! and the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie theme. No, I will no elaborate.)

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    I love Flippa so much and she would've been the greatest older sister to all the eggs on the island.

    This basically is all the eggs interacting with Flippa and each of their own little stories with her, because we were robbed of her just existing with all of them.

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    4/12
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    When Tubbo finds his daughter sobbing on her armchair, filled with wounds and scars, he finally has enough and decides to let the island know something: you never pick a fight with a devoted father who has someone to fight for.

    Especially a devoted father with secrets up his sleeve, some of them otherworldly...

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    15/?
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    Bagi was not talented. She was not the best student, not an exceptional friend, she struggled with almost every relationship she had.
    Anyway, she was a pretty normal teenager.
    The only thing that really thrilled her summarized in two words : music and Tina.

    Tina was one of the prettiest girls in high school, and even in the world, according to Bagi. Unfortunately, they had not really had the opportunity to talk to each other, or to build a friendship. If she was listening to herself and the school hierarchy, it was almost impossible : Tina was popular, pretty, kind, and a very good student.
    Maybe the concert organized by the Favela5, Bagi’s garage band, could change all this?
    In any case, she hoped so.

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    You tried.
    It wasn't enough was it?
    Are you sure you want to do this?

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    He tries not to think too much about his lost family, it’s a can of worms he’d rather stay closed lest he crack open in a way that would be hard to go back from. It’s hard though when he’s pretty sure a reincarnation of the daughter he once lost is bouncing around the castle. He curses the gods for this cruel joke.

    He’s built a metaphorical dam to keep those emotions at bay and he’ll make sure it stays intact.

    or

    Ros asks about Leo

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    Owen quickly rushed up to his feet and started to back up. He could feel the water seeping in through the holes of his boots. “Like heck I'm safe here! What's going on? What on earth are you? Where am I? I want answers!”

    “My name is Cucurucho, Census Bureau of Quesadilla island. Welcome.”

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    3/?
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    Philza catches Tallulah just before she stumbles. "Careful—" he murmurs, steadying her gently. His voice fades into the distance, only to echo halfway across the world, where Missa’s voice calls out, "—mi hijo," as he reaches for Chayanne, pulling him back from the hot stove just in time.

    Or another QSMP AU about found family and near-misses.

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    2/?
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    3
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    Hope had spent her life locked away in a terrible "Orphanage". It was only that in name, in reality it was a hospital that kept her locked away for her disability to be forgotten. She had never known a kind hand.
    Until a detective had come into her cell one day and taken her away from that horrific place.

    Now she was living with the Detective, his husband, and their three sons. It was nice to feel cared about but something was missing. The silver star with a green and purple stone set in the center that hung around her neck marked as much.

    But one Christmas party, and gift, later were going to change the life of one little girl, and remind her that she's never going to be forgotten again.

    Be whisked away on an adventure to the magical Land of Celebration, Ruled by the King and His regents.

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    4/?
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    A strange island, a smiling bear, a duck, and several people from different worlds, but somehow the same. What could come of it? Something fun? Something scary? Or unparalleled bizarreness? Whatever the answer, the outcome is impossible to predict either way. All that remains is to watch.

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    || It’s a major Christmas. Baghera and Cellbit’s first Christmas ever, in fact. But it doesn’t feel like it. ||

    Aka; The Two Birds Christmas special. Getting together and trying to cope with the anniversary of their most recent trauma. That can clearly be solved by throwing a party about a holiday you know nothing about, right? (It can. It’s all fluff.)

     

    (Part of the Two Birds series. This fic can be read without the background if you ignore the Sept mentions though.)

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    1/1
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    Tubbo goes to see his lover on his birthday, but sees something else.

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    4/90
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    The Federation was testing El then, but it's clear they've grown tired of the parasites that are the E.G.G.s, even if the islanders have welcomed them into their homes like fools.

    He doesn't know exactly what's being done, most of the current plans made over his head and out of earshot, but he knows they're going to involve him in the next stage of it.

    Something like satisfaction swirls in his chest.

    El's finally proven himself to the Federation, proven that he knows the truth and isn't being swayed by the E.G.G.s, and they're going to let him help in their plan to finally rid the island once and for all from the super-powered monsters they made.

     

    (or: the E.G.G.s have superpowers. this, surprisingly, is only the beginning of El's problems.)

     

    (or: or: El Quackity gets rehabilitated like a rabid dog, Quackity yoinks his evil little brother, and A1 is safe and sound at the end of things)

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    2
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    37
    Kudos:
    87
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    13
    Hits:
    1,872
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    Bad‘s quiet night at home is interrupted by his children. They bring their usual chaos with them.

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    Context: I was still catching up with Phil's vods when I listened to a song and thought of some angst for the eggs and their parents and shared it with a friend... And now I'm sharing it here 😈

    Also everyone was at a mix of Old and New spawn, but it ended at New Spawn

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