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Harry Potter and the Path of Restraint by Finariona
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2025
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Harry, Ron, Hermione, Padma, Neville and Luna form in the Fall of sixth year a secret circle dedicated to magical virtue, restraint, and clarity—taking vows that begin to alter not only themselves, but the very magic around them. And they start seeing a lot of Madam Pince.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy—trapped in his own secret obligations--can’t stop noticing that Potter is acting weird. Not explode-a-classroom weird. Worse. Serene. With help from black-market Extendable Ears and a growing suspicion that Harry might actually be doing something important, Draco accidentally overhears more than he bargained for… including a solution to his own problems, if he can only swallow his pride and maybe, just maybe, talk to a Gryffindor without hexing them.
As ancient vows are sworn under the moonlight, and the Circle of Six becomes Hogwarts’ most clandestine self-improvement club, the real battle begins--between what’s easy and what’s right.
There’s exorcism by candlelight, phoenix cries at dusk, and enough awkward honesty to make a Hufflepuff blush.
Power is shifting. So is friendship. And no one—not even Malfoy—is walking away unchanged. Canon compliant up to end of fifth year. -
You know your Daddy's home, And it's time to play by bungakekwa
Fandoms: Projek: High Council (TV), Kahar: Kapla High Council
31 Jan 2025
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Zahrin, planting his suggestions, his sarcasm, and his self into Hakeem.
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- Part 28 of It's bloody and raw, But I swear it is sweet
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Aelfric’s light, Crick had no idea why he was sitting on the floor. Well, he did, logically. He was braiding flowers into Agnea’s hair. But logic did not explain what in Solistia a “girl’s night” was.
Or, Crick and Agnea have a lovely time trying to get boyfriends. What could possibly go wrong?
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Yo red clap by FliptheBuster, GYATTTTTTTT
Fandoms: Limp Bizkit (Band), KoRn (Band), Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence (Band)
15 Apr 2024
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Jon is in pain becasue flerp dort has a big babecu
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Not-Dwarfish Reference Grammar (Computer Friendly Edition) by JimBoReee for TJA_the_conlanger, Ghostie_Jakxy_Gray
Fandoms: Original Work, No Fandom
14 Apr 2024
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Exploring the World, Phonology, Morphology both Derivational and Inflectional, syntax, sample text, orthography, and lexicon of my first experimental conlang.
Updates infrequently.
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- Part 12 of My languages
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Taran Reference Grammar (Computer Friendly Edition) by JimBoReee
Fandoms: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game), Original Work
01 Apr 2024
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Updates Irregularly
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- Part 9 of My languages
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Sargonian Grammar (Computer Friendly Edition) by JimBoReee
Fandoms: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)
29 Mar 2024
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- Part 8 of My languages
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 236
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Comments:
- 2
- Hits:
- 54
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Aegir Reference Grammar (PC Friendly Edition) by JimBoReee
Fandoms: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game), Original Work
28 Mar 2024
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A work dedicated to my fan made language (fanlang) for the Aegir nation of Arknights.
Updates are irregular.
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- Part 5 of My languages
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Durin Reference Grammar (Computer Friendly Edition) by JimBoReee
Fandoms: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game), Original Work
27 Mar 2024
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A Grammar for the Nation of Durins' fan made language (fanlang).
Updates will be irregular.
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- Part 6 of My languages
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The Oxford Comma: Gale and Astarion’s Guide to Sex, Love, and Punctuation by orphan_account
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Mar 2024
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Gale and Astarion give a demonstration of how to use proper grammatical elements and get a bit caught up with each other in the process.
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Cat Noir and Queen Bee have a deal. by LilaRossiIsAQueen (CreekIsFake) for Sonic4Ever
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
07 Jan 2024
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The sequel to Lady Wi-Fi and Volpina have and deal. Because it wasn't fair that was just two girls were taking advantage of it, Adrien, like a common sex object, had to be shared. By fair means or foul.
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one's drunk and the other pretends. by Anonymous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jun 2023
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Tartali idea where Childe is drunk, and Zhongli tries to be drunk so Childe won't be sad about his own alcohol tolerance but this is mostly more about them fucking so...
@jojitodorito thanks for the idea!
He finished his wine, then got up from the table and went to the counter to pay, of course, with his own money. He didn't forget to bring his wallet this time, and Childe was knocked out. He couldn't just take the harbinger money without him knowing. Zhongli then supports Childe to walk home.
As they walked down the street to Childe's apartment, Childe kept muttering sweet words beside his ear. How much he loves him and how he will always by his side to treat and praise him like a god he is.
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BJ Hunnicutt is a champion speller. This is a fact undisputed.
By his third birthday, he can spell his name. All of it, not just the B and the J, or the B-J-H-U-N-N-I-C-U-double-T, but all four names conspicuously not listed on his birth cert, the line of nominal truce drawn in the sand by his mulish parents, namesaking ground neither one was willing to cede.
Or, a story that starts something like “two high-verbal hyperlexic paronomasiacs walk into a police action”, and ends... well, you know how it ends.
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Oreo Explaining the Verbs of Ability by tell_some_storm
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
27 Jan 2023
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Where ranwan are being helpful with providing live examples of Chinese grammar use.
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Leavening: A Journey to the Top by Drubius
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Red & Green & Blue & Yellow | Pokemon Red Green Blue Yellow Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters SPECIAL | Pokemon Adventures, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
19 Nov 2022
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A fresh look at the juggernaut that is the pokemon franchise, through the eyes of a 30-something everyman.
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- Part 1 of Leavening
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Ships Passing by rummy_cat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
12 Aug 2022
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Sansa has a crush on her boss, who's all shoulders and perfect grammar.
Said boss has a crush on Sansa, who's all smiles and shiny hair.
And yet somehow, even with the help of their friends and family, they just can't seem to get together.Fan praise for Ships Passing:
"Favorite story. EVER"
"This was so fucking good and so fresh."
"Love this story!!! I actually LOL’d about a dozen times reading the last two chapters alone."
"Hilarious and perfect for this not-so-odd couple." -
Thamiris' Sexed-Up Grammar Guide by Thamiris
Fandoms: Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess, Spelling and Grammar (Fandom), Multi-Fandom, Meta - Fandom
09 Oct 2021
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Let Ares and his cock help you with some of the grammar essentials.
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A crackfic/drabble about grammar in the bedroom. . . ;)
Look at the tail on that comma! Goddamn 💦
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So Noctis gets it. He doesn’t understand it, but he comprehends it. He gets that it’s context, that it’s verbal and non-verbal cues, that it’s body posture and facial expressions and eye contact.
For example: Ignis interprets direct eye contact as an intensifier for moods and modals.
If Noctis says, “It would be nice if someone opened the door,” without making or maintaining eye contact, Ignis seems to hear, The door being opened would be nice, but it’s not a necessity under any present circumstances.
If Noctis says the same words, in the same tone—“It would be nice if someone opened the door”—while making or maintaining eye contact, Ignis seems to hear, The door should be opened, and opening it should be made an appropriate priority.
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For a FFXV Kink Meme prompt in which Ignis is an AI implanted into a human body, and he has been programmed to be utterly incapable of refusing an order from certain people. Noct thinks it's just him and is careful with how he phrases things around Ignis.
Expect lots of hurt, not much comfort, and a frankly ridiculous amount of rhetorical analysis, especially around grammar. Also, Noctis and Ignis may be a little codependent.
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John's understandable gap in his obscure punctuation knowledge leads to a bit of unexpected fantasy.