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    He imagines every now and then that this, perhaps, this is what he likes best about Gareth Mallory. They are both weapons in their own individual ways, questions of life and death reduced to a single alphabet, and Q has always had thing for ruthlessly competent bastards anyway.

    Or: A story about crushes, semi-drunken confessions, and gunfire somewhere along the way.

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    Bond rolls forward, although his usual liquidly graceful movements are stiff from his injuries. Q doesn’t startle, too used to Bond’s antics over months of travelling together, although his breath does hitch when Bond sweeps his fingers under Q's glasses, brushing lightly against the dark bruises Q knows are still there.

    "Think of this as a vacation,” Bond says. “You haven't stopped at all since we left London."

    "A vacation," Q says incredulously. "With the scorching sun and questionable water and unreliable food supplies and a heightened chance of tropical water-borne diseases, and all my equipment sunk in the ocean."

    “With the briny air and an abundance of wild and sea life and limitless possibilities," Bond counters, "without alerts or surveillance or the need to stare at a glowing screen for hours on end.”

     

    (Post-Spectre mission fic, where the mission is to survive being stranded on a desert island, and shutting down Spectre's operations is a critical but secondary objective reserved for after they get off the island.

    But when did MI6's missions ever run according to plan?)

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    How can one phone call change everything Kingsman and MI6 know about Richmond Valentine and V-Day?

    Nothing is over yet.
     

    The ships this thing actually talks about are 00Q and Hartwin, the rest are minor/mentioned.

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    James comes back after Spectre to find Q doing sketchy experiments in the lab late at night.

    Complications abound as they try to figure out how in the world to navigate the challenges of being MI6's genius but commitment phobic quartermaster with the dangers that surround the Queen's deadliest but absolutely smitten double 0 agent.

    And this is a horrible summary, because clearly I've written a lot of words and it's about a whole lot more then what I've written above.

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  6. 80

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    Everyone thinks Bond is the scary one in their relationship, and the one to watch out for. Little do they know he and Q are pretty evenly matched in the BAMF department.

    A series of one-shots following Bond and Q as they navigate life after Bond returns from his latest attempt at retirement. Follows "Of Cats and Mortgages" and "Pray You Now."

    Ch. 4: In which Bond and Q spend an afternoon digging through the Q’s Warehouse of Technological Horrors, finding lost treasure. Well, Bond thinks they’ve found treasure, Q thinks he might be in hell and really wants tea. At least one of them is having fun.
    [Inspired by a convo during Linorien’s _You Only Live Twice_ watch party.]

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    After Bond leaves with Dr. Swann, Q takes his broken heart on holiday to the one place he knows Bond will never return.

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    In the wake of everything that Blofield and C did and Bond's departure from MI6, Q just wants to get on with it. But life is never that easy; when Q is kidnapped, MI6's most tenacious and protective 00-agents will do anything to get him back and keep him safe.

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  9. 58

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    Madeleine is fed up with James' utter devotion and adoration of Q and calls MI6 to retrieve him. Q is sick of the new 007 hitting on him clumsily. Moneypenny finds the entire situation hilarious. Alec decides that a life without James is no life and takes his business legit.

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    Bond's been gone a while.Time for a new one.

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  11. 41

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    After James leaves, Q is different. And not in a particularly good way.

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  12. 37

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    When injured, every predator retreats to their den to lick their wounds.

    Bond is no different.

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    In which Q is a Holmes and tries to keep his older brothers Sherlock and Mycroft out of too much trouble - after all, there has to be at least one sane-ish Holmes, right? No, not really.

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  14. 14

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    James Bond had really thought he could do retirement. However,
    if he wanted to appear in any way like a normal person while having an active sex life, he had to skip sleep or food and still exercise a lot.

    Or: Wherein the author speculates that there's a reason why 007 has survived as long as he did, and it's not easily explained by science.

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    Bond is used to being a weapon; Q is used to making them. They can both learn better. Or, the one where you really can stay at home and still prefer not to kill people.

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    • 14 Aug 2025

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      Bond’s body was coin he expended for any number of causes—occasionally even using it to buy a dark and pleasurable vacuum for his head, the way he used drink—and he had, even since Madeleine, spent it out, but nevertheless, that brief point of contact threatened to dismantle him. The closest comparison he had was Moneypenny shaving away his stubble in the semi-dark of his hotel room and, of course, Q didn’t have a razor in his hand. He felt the weight of the tiny wound garrote in his pocket and the world broke into lines and vectors again, a grid that mapped out the impact of physical force on points of impact. A biography.

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      Bond adjusted his cuffs. He didn’t want to talk. He felt as dual-purposed as one of Q’s machines, but the more ordinary use of him felt unnatural: an exploding watch forced to tell time or a garrote retrained into its key-fob shape. But Q waited with a seemingly limitless reserve of patience. Bond thought, apropos of nothing, that Q, too, had gotten older.

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      “Does M know?”

      “Facts about soldiers in wartime? I would imagine.”

      “That you’re prioritizing non-lethal items,” Bond said slowly.

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      “I’m only giving you options. Drops of water in a desert. I haven’t jammed your gun. But it seems absurd to expect you to be this—soulless machine. When you’re not. And it costs.”

      --

      He turned on his earpiece on the beach after that and put his feet in the surf. Said nothing, but walked quietly along the coastline so Q, also silent, could hear the dim roar of the ocean. His head felt clear but not sharp-edged, like he was able to be at home in it.

      It occurred to him that he could try contacting Madeleine again. Q would be able to find her, even if Bond suspected he wouldn’t want to. But somehow he never asked. An oasis was small compared to the ocean and she had not, after all, given him this.

    • 03 Jun 2025

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    • 18 Mar 2025

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      Back in 2015 I posted about this fic on the bird app: "Melancholy, brutal, beautiful, witty & wise." Yeah, that about sums it up.

      Bond adjusted his cuffs. He didn’t want to talk. He felt as dual-purposed as one of Q’s machines, but the more ordinary use of him felt unnatural: an exploding watch forced to tell time or a garrote retrained into its key-fob shape. But Q waited with a seemingly limitless reserve of patience. Bond thought, apropos of nothing, that Q, too, had gotten older.

      Pay no attention to this, this info is here just so I know what was here if it is ever deleted from AO3. Author omitted in case the author ever changes their name or orphans the work.
      the very sharp thing made sharp on purpose
      Published: 2015-11-10
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      Work/Series ID: 5181782

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      Bond is used to being a weapon; Q is used to making them. They can both learn better. Or, the one where you really can stay at home and still prefer not to kill people.

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  16. 30

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    Immediately following “False Flag” - the aftermath of an operation to root out the corrupt agents under Max Denbigh's employment continues. Or – James Bond discovers that Q's been keeping a very big secret from him. Featuring 00!Q.

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  17. 62

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    Sam-centric fics with different pairings from various fandoms. Most of them will be soulmate fics, and they will be centred around Sam making a new life for himself. Inspired by the thought that literally anyone else would be a better match for Sam than you know who.

    Soulmates, Alternate Universes, anything goes, what character would you like to see most? Also, appreciate suggestions, prompts, or pairings. The list below on Google docs contains most of the fandoms I am familiar with. PLEASE do not request Dean Winchester.

    Series is ordered by fandom/pairing as seen here: List of Pairings and Prompts (Google Doc).

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    Coda to "Duty" - Q and Bond have a long-awaited chat.

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    In the aftermath and cleanup of Max Denbigh's Nine-Eyes debacle, not all rats flee the burning ship. Some, just want to watch the world and government burn. Featuring 00!Anthea and references to Season 4 of Sherlock.

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  20. 17

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    How to Retire 101: Spy Edition. Bond doesn’t know how to make retirement stick, so he asks Q, who knows a few retired spies and might know the secret formula. Bright Star ‘verse, but probably can be read alone.

    Q texted his father:

    ‘Incoming: Brooding, angst-filled agent at loose ends. Prepare end-of-career lecture and PowerPoint slides.’

    ‘Bond?’

    ‘Obviously.’

    ‘I’m sure the sarcasm helps with the brooding and the angst.’

    ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about. Of course it helps. He even cracked a smile. I’ll admit that it was possibly an involuntary facial spasm, but I’m classifying it as a smile.’

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