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“My leg, my choice, Megs,” Dorothy reminded him in a no-nonsense voice that suffered no argument. “Plus, voice command is a dreadful way to activate anything. Just ask the floor of my car,” she rolled her eyes. “I still don’t know how we’re going to explain that one to the garage.”
“I’m sure you’ll find something,” Megatron put in diplomatically. “It was still a nice gift, right?”
Or, in the wake of Mother's Day, Megatron and Dot Malto have a little chat over the events of the day, the goods like the bads.
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- Part 30 of March-Mallow Month
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Passenger Princess by 572stars
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Feb 2025
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Geto Suguru is a teacher at a private school. His favorite student's father, Gojo Satoru, may be out to get him (fuck him).
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Gojo’s hands are in his hair, yanking his head back just right. His lips touch the shell of Suguru’s ear, and he lowly says, “Now, I trust you, but if I find out you’ve gone out with him… Well, that’ll really hurt my feelings, Suguru. You wouldn’t do that to me, would you?”
Translation: I'll do something terrible.
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“You see,” Dr. Seo said and rolled closer. “By masturbating, you release a lot of pent-up tension. It’s both good for your mental health but also your physical health, and the fact that it feels good is certainly only a bonus.”
Seungmin swallowed. “Y-yeah, but I—”
“Do you masturbate frequently?”
What the fuck was this? Seungmin shifted his body and looked away from the inquiring doctor, feeling warm and uncomfortable all of a sudden. “Yes…”
“At what frequency and how?”
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- Part 1 of Dr. Seo and Alternative Medicine
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When Emily turned one hundred, a mark appeared on her chest, positioned directly over her angelic heart. She recognized it instantly, having heard of Soulmarks before. She was so excited to meet them, and had so many things to show them!
When Sera realized her sister's mark led into Hell, she knew only pain would await Emily. Relations between a Sinner and an angel could only end one way. She could not stop her from seeking them out, but perhaps she could minimize the damage?
When Alastor met his Soulmate, bursting into his place of work like a missile, he could only think of three things. What imbecile from high above tried settling an Overlord like him with her! What are these feelings of contentment he now has? What is going on with this native creature that he cannot get rid of...
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- Part 1 of We’re… Soulmates…?
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Wanted Something From You, Got What I Needed Instead by steviewashere for estrellami
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Sep 2025
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“No, man, I’m Eddie. Eddie Munson from algebra? We both flunked math horrendously and you kept bothering me for my notes, as if that was going to help. I’m what your old friends said about me. Y’know…freak drug dealer satanist Eddie Munson? That’s me.”
“Oh,” Steve breathes out. “Oh”—he snaps his fingers on both hands and points finger guns in Eddie’s direction—“That’s why I’m here! Because you’ve got drugs! And I’m somebody who needs ‘em!”
“Uhhh”—Eddie reappears in the living room, two glasses of ice water in his hands—“no, absolutely not. I am not selling anything to you, dude.”
“Is it ‘cause of my face? ‘Cause that’s why I need drugs. It hurts.”
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Steve Goes to Eddie's After Starcourt (banter and care ensue)Series
- Part 10 of Tumblr Ask Box Prompts
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Heaven, Help the Fool who Falls in Love by apinchofm
Fandoms: A Discovery of Witches (TV), All Souls Trilogy - Deborah Harkness
14 Nov 2021
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AU - Phoebe and Marcus are dating pre-season 1. She knows he's hiding something but he's too in love with her to let her go.
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不作不死 - Bù zuò bù sǐ
Si todo pudiera ser diferente...
Gracias a un pequeño deseo se presenta la oportunidad de volver a un momento clave para cambiar la historia y evitar terminar nuevamente en una tragedia._____
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WANGXIAN
XICHENG
XUANLILas otras parejas canon también son felices (en su mayoría)
Quizá agregue otras ships en el futuro. Vean las notas de autor para enterarse de cuáles podrían ser.
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After Hours by sunoosbabybong
Fandoms: เธม-โป้ Heart That Skips a Beat | Thame-Po: Heart That Skips a Beat (TV), เธม-โป้ Heart That Skips a Beat | Thame-Po: Heart That Skips a Beat (TV) RPF
28 Oct 2025
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For singer William, the empty 1 AM gym is his sanctuary. That is, until a near-fatal bench press accident lands him—literally—in the strong, capable arms of Est, a devastatingly handsome regular. Suddenly, the quiet nights are filled with the electric charge of something new.
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After years in Azkaban and a brief house arrest, Draco Malfoy was released unto a world clamoring for his presence- which, gave him pause.
He was of the understanding that the good guys won?
Without the Dark Lord serving as the nucleus of the resistance, the various factions of evil ran amok, and in turn “the good” was doing its best to fumble the win.
It all mattered not, to Draco. His future and freedom was unencumbered by any agenda other than abject hedonism. When such revelry grew stale, he had the perfect remedy.
Death!
Or so he thought.
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The Devil Works Hard, or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World
[tl;dr - the age old story of a stupid boy who offends, hates, attempts to befriend, yearns for, + finally gets to love Hermione J. Granger - a tale of hilarity and hijinks and murder galore]
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21st Century Vampire by swallowedteeth
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Jul 2024
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On February 7th, 1889, just off the coast of the Canary Islands, a ship carrying English aristocrat Jonathan Joestar and his newly wedded wife, Erina Pendleton, toward their honeymoon in the Americas exploded and sank to the ocean’s depths; the catastrophe took with it the lives of the crew, its passengers, and Jonathan Joestar himself. The sole survivors, Erina and an infant child, were rescued after being found adrift in a strange coffin that was lost to the sea.
In the summer of 2021, near the ship’s wreckage that same coffin was unearthed, the crew of the cargo boat that discovered it all missing as the ship drifted into Tenerife’s port.
But none of this mattered to you, listening to patrons gossiping about it at the bar. Not until you had a one-night stand with its occupant on Halloween.
(AU where Dio resurfaces in present day and heads over to Los Angeles, starts a TikTok, tries to take over the world, and has a very inappropriate relationship with his beleaguered assistant.)
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- Part 1 of The Dio Brando Collection
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21st Century Vampire
swallowedteethChapter 18
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Harry meets an alternate version of himself during the battle between the Order and the Death Eaters in the DoM.
"MYSTERIOUS DUELIST STUNS WIZARDING WORLD: WHO IS THE STRANGER WHO FOUGHT YOU-KNOW-WHO?"
Minister Potter did not intend to dimension travel (he totally did) but decides anyway to have some fun at everyone's expense.
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- Part 1 of Ode to Light and Fire
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“Sangwon-hyung forgot to put this in the basket,” Anxin says—and then, after a pause, he leans in, bending until his mouth hovers just beside Leo’s ear.
“His undies.”
Leo blinks. Once. Twice. Then he realizes what he’s looking at—black fabric dangling between Anxin’s fingers like evidence.
“He said you’d take very good care of it.”
One night, one house, and Sangwon proving he always gets what he wants.
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- Part 2 of fated boys
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Silly and amazing
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Róisín’s world is falling apart. At the start of the year, all she had to worry about was passing her NEWTS. Now, her magic is slipping out of her control with disastrous results for those closest to her. Then the Headmaster forces her into the arms of the least sympathetic man in the castle. My take on the “Forced-Together” trope.
***********************Trans rights are human rights****************************
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And I ooop and I oooop
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Amazing
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Six girls disappear without a trace. The police suspects there's a new human trafficking ring in Yokohama and asks the ADA for help. It's up to Dazai and Chuuya to find out what happened to the women and, hopefully, find them before it's too late. But when their pasts come knocking, they find out there's more than meets the eyes, and they're in it deeper then ever.
Sequel of "Of suspicious dogs and untrusting fish". Can be read as a standalone.
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Dean thought the hard part was helping Cas through a molting cycle. He didn’t expect to be the one unraveling after.
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- Part 2 of The Care and Keeping of Angels
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King Arthur has heard some interesting stories amongst the knights concerning a male concubine within the castle walls and decides he must satisfy his curiosity whilst laying these rumors to rest once and for all.
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The one where Merlin has a vagina.
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- Part 1 of Bonus Hole Bonanza
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in which randal discovers pornography and gets his rocks off
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Breathe, Fireheart by blueandgasoline for PluiePlume
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
17 Nov 2021
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With a shuddering breath, Jungkook sneezes.
Almost instantly, the report he has been working on for the past five hours combusts into flames. Ashes and dying embers are all that's left of what used to be his greatest report yet.
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Everyone knows Jungkook as the lone police officer who always works overtime to write neverending reports. No one knows about his dragon heritage — but Taehyung, head of the Gangnam Police Station, might very well be the first one to find out about his secret and biggest insecurity.
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- Part 1 of Fireheart
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Tomorrow is Another Day by Lethermindwander
Fandoms: Gone With the Wind - All Media Types, Gone With the Wind (1939), Gone With the Wind - Margaret Mitchell
20 Oct 2025
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Following the death of Scarlett’s second husband, Rhett has a proposal for her. A marriage proposal, that is. Mortified, she agrees on one condition: that’s it’s temporary. A half-year arrangement wherein she proves once and for all that she does not love him and he does not love her. But as feelings arise and the past begins to haunt her, things may not be so simple…
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Exhausted after a long mission, Yelena tries to get a hotel room for her and Kate, but quickly finds out there are none left with two beds.