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    A freak accident with Arthur's enchanted Ford Anglia causes a minor explosion and a major change in the Weasley household. With Arthur in a coma and Molly having passed away, Bill and Charlie can't afford to quit their jobs and must support the family from afar. Thus, it falls to Percy to handle the day-to-day, even if he's not sure that he can.

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    No, that was wrong. He did still have something. He might be dead on the inside, but he still had one last thing to cling to. The Alley for all its many, many imperfections never turned it’s back on one of its own. After all, who were they to judge? They were all just like him. Lost in their own way and, more than a little bit crazy.

     

    “ Breaking news! A mysterious benefactor has donated a VERY generous sum of 1.5 million dollars to the Park Row school district! I’m being told by my producers I have to use the proper name on air, but to any would-be thugs watching this broadcast, please don't mug me next time I swing by Crime Alley for suspiciously cheap Chinese food. I swear I'm not a rich idiot!”

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    Working in the library would have a lot easier if one didn't have to deal with co-workers who seem to devote their days to tormenting you. Naruto and Sasuke does not get along. At all. And the problem with being a librarian is that you just can't yell, however much you want to, so Naruto has long since learned how to show Sasuke just how much he hates him silently, like a ninja of insults. Now if only he can convince his brain that one should not get turned on by the guy you hate...

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    You’re crushing on your anatomy partner while Ghostface is crushing on your anatomy. It's Halloween and your tits look amazing in that Morticia Addams costume, also he's got a knife... and there's a fence with a chainlink gap that's just a lil too small for his massive, nine-incher, which Ghostface's been dreaming about splitting you apart with for a very, very long time...

    A/N: For Kinktober Day 18: Genital Mutilation (it's not as bad as it sounds and it's happening to Ghostface, so... it's deserving). However, as always, please heed the tags for warnings. <3

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    It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

    This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

    When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

    How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

    Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!

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    Sam Winchester realized that he was in love with Dean Winchester at twelve years old. Since then, he has watched his brother take woman after woman into his bed. As the boys are dragged across the United States hunting monsters, Sam falls deeper and deeper in love with Dean. Thinking Dean would never feel the same, Sam keeps his feelings a secret. Until, one day, a forbidden kiss happens, a kiss that starts decades of codependency, secrets, love, forbidden passion, and monster hunting.

    *This story starts pre-series and will hopefully follow each season 'mostly' until the end so prepare for a long slow ride, my kittens.*

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    Loki and Reader, finding themselves unsure of what to do on a Saturday night, spend it indoors attempting to entertain themselves with a drinking game.

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    The line between love and hate can sometimes be so thin that even the best spies can simply miss it.
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    Choose your neighbours before you buy your house. (Nigerian proverb)

    Probably kind of slow build... probably will be longer than 10K...
    Our two favourite spies meet in different circumstances than in the movie, but it’s NOT AU.

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    Dazai wants to have a little fun with Chuuya during a boring meeting, but things go awry...

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    Sua, Mizi, And Till notice something going on with Ivan lately, they discover some things with him and they try to help him before it's too late.

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    Five times Sebastian Michaelis saved the Phantomhive staff and the one time they saved their demon butler.

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    Jaina Proudmoore is separated from her lover Sylvanas Windrunner when the scourge invades the elven kingdom, she only has twin girls and a boat of refugees heading to Kalimdor. Thinking the Ranger-General and the second set of twins dead she sails away in grief and uncertainty. Meanwhile Vereesa is raising the second set of twins and her nephew Arator and has many questions that no one can seem to answer about her sister and her nieces. Sylvanas Thinks she has lost everything and feels alone and refuses to think of anything that Arthas can use against her or as a way to torment her further.

    Set shortly after the invasion of Quel'thalas and will go into WoW with a series.

    (Yes, another momvanas fic because I like writing them as moms. I know I have the other two to update but I had a crazy idea with this story and I will explain in further chapters what transpired to get four children. In this one Jaina and Sylvanas are separated lovers in the beginning)

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    A throwaway comment to the media changes Andrew and Neil's lives in more ways than one.

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    The world is an unfair place.

    Not all men are created equal.

    Some are blessed with godlike powers while some are given nothing.

    Some are born into great luxury while some are barely surviving in orphanages.

    Life was not fair to Izuku Midoriya. He wanted to save people. He needed to save people. His dream of being a hero seemed impossible until one day he stumbled into an old cave, used by a vigilante from centuries ago. With some help from the vigilante's butler, he'll forge his own type of justice and become what his city and Japan need from him.

    A Symbol of Vengeance. A Symbol of Fear.

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    Shikamaru notices something. And that changes everything.

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    Sakura Haruno is more than meets the eye.

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    'At 9-years-old, he wrote a heated letter detailing how billionaires could never be heroes and sent it through Tony Stark's fanmail channel with Aunt May's help. Her eyes had crinkled with a smile as she'd turned to him and said, “there are always ways we can help people. Turn this anger into fixing what all the Tony Starks of the world are doing wrong. Do you think you can do that?"'

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    In which Peter Parker hates billionaires. This, of course, changes things.

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    Minho is a reaper.

    It is his job to welcome human souls to the other side after they die, helps them adjust to the change; then direct them safely towards the light and into the afterlife. Dying – apparently – is a frightening and confusing affair for humans; Minho wouldn’t know, he’s never died before, but it is for this reason precisely that reapers like him exist. Minho would consider himself a very good reaper; after all, he’s been doing this job for a very long time. He’s precise, detached and has never broken the rules.

    Until Han Jisung looks at him.

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    (Yes, I changed my username. It’s still me!)

    Essentially a combination rewrite and sequel to my earlier work, Siren Song!

    Merlin and Arthur set out on a voyage to hunt down a siren that has been terrorizing a neighboring kingdom. They discover that they are the only ones unaffected by the siren’s song, causing a medley of chaos, self doubt, and confusion; all things must come to light in the end.

    Warning: excessive amounts of banter

    Tags will be updated as the story progresses

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    Trained to ruthlessness by his grandmother, Minho has been a werewolf hunter since he was a boy.

    He's ready to hang up his cloak after one final hunt, but his life is turned upside down when he encounters an arguably innocent, but suicidal werewolf.

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    “What do you mean you have a suicidal werewolf staying at your place, hyung? Have you been body snatched?” Jisung demands.

    “Body snatchers aren't real, Jisung,” Minho says.

    “That's exactly what a body snatcher would say. Oh my god.”

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