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  1. 57

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    Once upon a time, the Hero was born too late.

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    In an attempt to cheer his lethargic friend up over the summer holidays, Peter takes him out to see a band. Remus isn't too enthusiastic about the idea until he sees the lead singer strumming on his guitar with his long black hair, smoky eyeliner, and way of singing that makes everything sound sensual. He surprises Peter when he asks to go and see the band again, and again...

    Muggle AU where Sirius, James, Marlene, Dorcas, and Lily are in a late 70s glam rock band, and Remus and Peter are uni students.

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    they weren’t dating. definitely not bonded. just two idiots who kept ending up in bed together.

    jimin and jeongguk had an arrangement: to share ruts and heats, keep things simple, don’t fall in love. it worked for a while. until one night jimin begs for jeongguk's knot like he needs it to breathe… and [unexpectedly] ends up pregnant.

    they decide to live together. for the pup, obviously. maybe a little for themselves too.

    but nothing really changes. jimin still sleeps in jeongguk’s bed, wears his hoodies, melts when he’s touched. jeongguk still scents jimin’s pillow, gets possessive when others look at his belly for too long, and acts like jimin already belongs to him.

    they’re not together. they still see other people.

    and then jeongguk comes home smelling like an omega (spoiler alert: it's not jimin).

    turns out pretending not to care only works until it really, really doesn’t.

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    Things are changing in the Shishigumi. After interupting his suicide attempt, the lions become more aware of Melon's issues...Particuraly Agata. This leads to him and Melon spending a lot of time together. Slowly becoming something neither of them anticipated.

    A relationship that threatens Melon's control over the lions...But Makes him feel more than he ever felt.

    Meanwhile, Legosi and Yahya investigate the murder of another hybrid. A case that leads to a massive government conspiracy that involves Melon...That endangers all hybrid animals.

    Suddenly, everything he knows about himself is shattered and Melon is faced with the terrifying reality of his life. As repressed memories and the truth of his family haunts him, Melon needs to figure out who he really is.

    When the dust settles, the Shishigumi can no longer live the life they've lived and find themselves on the same path as the boss they previously hated.

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    Everyone knew Kat with her stories, songs, and head in the clouds. Everyone also knew that Kat, with her stories, songs, and refusal to put her feet down on solid ground, would get her into trouble one day.

    Even Kat.

    AKA

    Kat wakes up as Katniss Everdeen, the Girl on Fire, and promptly mentally checked tf out. Everyone around her is immediately concerned and creeped out by the singing girl with a bow and a habit of Just Saying Things That The Capitol Won't Like.

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    Adding Omegaverse into LCF with a heavy dash of deranged, feral feelings between ChoiCale. Nothing else to say really.

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    Penelope is touch-starved. It's been years since she felt the touch of another, so she hires Colin, a prostitute, to cuddle her.

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  9. 24

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    Yue Qingyuan was avoiding him.

    For years, the man hadn't left Shen Qingqiu alone, making puppy dog eyes at him when he thought Shen Qingqiu wasn't looking or trying to start idle conversations just for the sake of hearing himself speak or simply asking Shen Qingqiu's opinion on Sect business that Yue Qingyuan should have been capable of handling on his own without outside input.

    Naturally, this is a problem. Therefore, Shen Qingqiu needs to find out why Yue Qingyuan's behavior has changed so drastically.

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    𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐅𝐄 of Onychinus’ leader is lonely, easy, and dull. Your marriage was negotiated and arranged years ago, and you have lived in an estranged relationship with your husband for a long time. Neglected, you propose a divorce—but he refuses. Despite your mutual penchant for bickering, Sylus’s attitude toward you abruptly changes, and he asks you to give him a year. With his new, strangely affectionate advances, does your enigmatic husband truly mean well, or is there some kind of ulterior motive involved?

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    "We would like to give you a chance.”

    “A chance?”

    “That’s right.”

    “A chance at what?”

    “Why, at living, Mr Potter.”

    -

    When Harry Potter is approached by a mysterious third party organisation that offers him the chance of a lifetime, he finds himself flung five decades into the past with a new name, new parents, and one hell of a mission.

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  13. 63

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    One-shots of the Madrigals using stereotypes to their advantage and also smashing those stereotypes. Either way, they have each others' backs.

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    Overwhelmed by the urge to urinate, Castiel almost embarrasses himself by wetting his pants at work, only to be saved by a sympathetic maintenance guy. The guy then keeps on popping up at the weirdest of times and Castiel finds himself increasingly intrigued by the man.

    Or,

    The one where Dean’s totally turned on by seeing Cas squirm and can’t wait to see more.

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    A mission to kill some sneaky worker drones leaves N's girlfriend frustrated and like a good boyfriend, he helps calm her down.

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    After his mother's death, Jason Todd stabbed her drug dealer in an alley with a Talon's blade. Later on, Jason comes face to face with that Talon, demanding not only his weapon back but a place to hide.

    ○● tumblrbluesky

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    Twenty-five years ago the Sunlight Sisters drowned in blood and sorrow.

    Huntrix succeeded where they failed, but in the months since the Idol Awards, Rumi has not really faced her demon heritage nor all the memories from that day.

    And then a silent demon emerges from the night, eyes shining gold, determined to make history repeat itself.

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    Severus Snape is not an optimist even on his best days. Today is not a good day.

    Or also; Instead of dying peacefully and being tossed into a shoddy grave where future students come to vandalize, Severus finds himself flung through time to the beginning of his sixth year, and must deal with the consequences.

    If it must be done, it must be done properly. Regretfully, he seems to be the best candidate.

    Updated every Tuesday and Saturday.

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    “Granger,” he wrapped his hand around her wrist before she could completely leave. “Sorry for laughing, it’s just -- Merlin, what a ridiculous idea that is…”

    “Malfoy!”

    "Do you have any plans for later in the night?" he looked at her. His silver eyes met her honey ones. Her mind conjured up old memories of their time together and she wondered if he was also thinking about their encounter, years ago.

    "Why do you care?"

    "It's Samhain, Granger. We'll be gathering on the castle ruins up north, at midnight."

    "You should come," Nott added with a pensive face, with a mischievous glint in his eyes. He was looking at her now as if he knew something that she didn’t and it disturbed her a bit. "The gatherings are great to attune your magic, and the more people, the merrier!"
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    Or: The Slytherins invite Hermione to the festival. She might as well have fun there.

    COMPLETE!! :)

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    Mirage is in pieces. Everything else is over, the battle won, but it doesn't feel like it when Noah only has a seemingly dead pile of silver metal to show for it. But he'll fix him, no matter what it takes, even if he has to ask everyone he knows to help make it happen. Optimus seems to believe he can; so maybe Mirage is more alive than he appears at first glance.

    And, hopefully, he doesn't die in the time it takes to make it happen.

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