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    14 year old Izuku gets lost at the UA Sports Festival!

    Luckily, Pro Heroine Midnight knows where he can wait until his parents can come collect him; the announcer's booth with her best pals Eraserhead and Present Mic.

    Chaos ensues.

    There are text-to-speech/AI-voice channels claiming to have my permission. I have not and will not give permission to use my works for any channels that use machine or AI-based text to speech. Please unsubscribe/downvote/do not comment on those videos as they are trying to monetize stolen content from myself and other creators and outright lie that they have my consent.

    If you do prefer audio, The Nomad Crow has kindly started a podfic where they read this fic: at their YouTube channel. Please go support them and leave a nice comment. :)

    Now with a sequel, a discord server and a TV Tropes page.

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    Morgana ties Arthur's life to Merlin's, thinking that it'll be much easier to kill a helpless servant than the King of Camelot.

    Aka, Morgana unwittingly binds Arthur's life to the most powerful sorcerer to walk the earth.

    Aka, not only can they physically not leave each other's sides, but also anything Merlin feels, so does Arthur--and vice versa.

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    Dick and Tim find themselves in a bit of trouble. Multiversal trouble. Needless to say, their boyfriends are not happy about it, and the universe they find themselves in is unlike any they've found themselves in before.

    Or Dick and Tim get thrown into the MCU and meet the Avengers.

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    Inunaki took over from Meian: “Ok, well then are you married, Atsumu?”
    “Yes”
    “Are you fucking Sakusa?”
    “Yes”
    “Does Sakusa know you have a husband?
    “Yes”
    “What the fuck Sakusa, and why are you laughing Motoya?” Inunaki hissed.
    “So you are betraying your husband?”, Bokuto asked, scrunching up his nose in disgust.
    “No”
    “I don’t get it. Is this some kind of open relationship thing?”, Hinata chimed in.
    Atsumu groaned. “Noooo”.

     

    Or: When Atsumu and Sakusa meet at the Youth camp they fall in love hard and fast but decide to keep their relationship private until they’ve established themselves in the pro scene. But Jackals are nosy creatures and find out that Atsumu is married while simultaneously being intimate with Kiyoomi. They connect the wrong dots. Chaos ensures.

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    The Uchihas have always worried about their children so when a white haired, red eyed savior helps their children, how can they not love him.
    Then more and more things start happening and then they come to the conclusion, this savior is Amaterasu's child.
    Then they find out he's bound to the Senju with his name and their fury at the Senju grows.
    He also never uses his deadly techniques on them when he's forced to fight for the Senju.
    They will save Mika-sama. They will cherish him and give him the following he deserves.

    This is a shitty summary so you might want to read the first of this series to understand but you don't have to.

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    "Are all mortal adolescants this small?" Thor asked.

    Harry blushed. "I... That's just me."

    The one in which Harry answers an ad for an internship at Stark Industries. Little does he know, the Avengers are looking for a guide to take two fossilised skeletons out for the time of their lives. I.E, showing the Capsicle and the Norse God around the world and getting them up to speed. Because Stark's too lazy to do it, and the others are too busy.

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    Thor dearly loves his family. His parents, his husband and his children are everything he needs to be happy. So, if they could stop constantly sending him to the Healing Room, that would be great.

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    In which Thor is having a really bad week and Loki is having the time of his life.

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    Sirius tries to break into Remus’s house, and surprisingly, Remus doesn’t mind.

    Title from “Can I Steal a Little Love” by Frank Sinatra.

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    Maomao, a woman mistakenly sold to the Rear Palace as a man, then “fixed” into a junior eunuch by paperwork alone. And Jinshi, the Rear Palace Manager whose greatest flaw is himself. What began as a kidnapping error spiraled into daily palace crises, as Maomao weaponized medical correctness while Jinshi developed an alarming emotional attachment to a young eunuch who refused to flinch at authority, danger, or him.

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    After Arthur disobeyed his father and retrieved the Mortaeus flower for Merlin's cure, Arthur's frantic pleading to save Merlin led to a misunderstanding that actually convinced Uther to take the flower to Gaius.

    Now all Arthur has to do is explain to Merlin why Uther thinks they are lovers.

    And while Uther is supportive of the relationship, he requires it kept secret. But in his paranoia, Uther misinterprets every innocent interaction between the two as something far more intimate, to the embarrassment of everyone involved.

    And then the knights begin showing up...

    Update 27/04/2024: This is long and in-process. So consider a break between story arcs!

    Arc 1 - (chapters 1-32, 90k words) What happens when you accidentally tell your father you're gay and in love with Merlin and he ships it hard? You make it true.
    Arc 2 - (chapters 33-70, 110k words) What happens when your father sends you to court someone you have no interest in? Side quests and Gwaine.
    Arc 3 - (chapters 71+, in progress) What happens when your father invites every eligible woman to Camelot so you can find your wife like you promised in exchange for saving Merlin? Chaos.

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    "Dillon, I look like a sausage. A sweaty, grumpy, nine-months-pregnant sausage."

    Finn was supposed to be the "perfect" trophy husband: a recent graduate, fit, muscular, and full of sunshine. But six months into his pregnancy, Finn feels less like a trophy and more like a very moody, very heavy planet. Between gaining fifty-six pounds, outgrowing every custom suit in his closet, and a belly that looks ready to pop at any second, Finn is certain he’s a mess.

    Dillon, a cold-as-ice CEO who runs a multi-million dollar empire, couldn't disagree more. To him, Finn has never looked better. While the rest of Manhattan sees a terrifying executive, Finn sees the man who worships his new curves, manages his breast pump, and finds his "full" husband absolutely irresistible.

    From "sausage-suit" wardrobe meltdowns and spicy-food-induced sweat-fests to late-night back rubs in their luxurious penthouse, Dillon is on a mission to prove he’s obsessed with every single inch of Finn’s transformation.

    A story about back pain, absurd pregnancy myths, and a very whipped Alpha who thinks his grumpy Omega is the sexiest man in NYC.

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    Just a bunch of Dadbur fics, as the title suggests.

    Unless otherwise stated the fics/oneshots are unconnected.

    SERIES NOT CURRENTLY UNDERGOING ANY UPDATES!!!!

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    A clumsy barista accidentally frees a cursed Pumpkin Prince… who promptly turns into a literal pumpkin. Chaos, glitter, and accidental romance ensue!!

    Yes, it’s for Halloween!

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    [OFFICIAL SEQUEL TO 'my aching chartreuse heart']

    Fire Spirit knows that life likes to throw curveballs at him. There are times when he welcomes them, like how he found himself befriending Wind Archer, the cute yet emotionally distant florist in town. In fact, there's a high chance they're on their way to becoming something more than friends, with Fire Spirit having confessed his feelings and Wind Archer having not completely shot him down.

    But then there are the curveballs that he doesn't welcome, like when he visits a newly opened tea shop with Wind Archer, gets offered a job there on the spot, and accepts for some godforsaken reason. It's a ridiculous turn of events, but it's not one that he necessarily would have minded that much, if not for one thing:

    The tea shop owner is Wind Archer's ex.

    (Or, the one where the Eternal Flame himself begins his stint as a lowly tea shop barista, working alongside someone that seemingly everyone but him considers infallible. Soon enough, floodgates are opened, unleashing waves of self-doubt that he thought he had left in the past.)

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    Alya, bless her fangirl heart, doesn't always get everything right. It's the job of the two superheroes she adores to set her informational blog straight and keep a little entertainment going in the comment section. The real issue here is that they don't know how to hold back.

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    "You!" Lena shouted angrily, pointing an accusing finger at her.

    She jabbed a finger in the hero's chest, "Why do you insist on feeding me?!" she accused, "What do you have to gain from it all, hmm?!" her eyes were predatory, filled to the brim with frustration.

    "M-Ms. Luthor, I don't know what you're talking about." Supergirl stuttered.

    "The coffees, and croissants, and sushi, and salads. All of it! Why are you bringing me food everyday? I'm not crazy, I've seen your cape flying about! I'm more than capable of feeding myself, you don't need to bring me food, Supergirl!"

    AKA

    The fic where Jess goes on vacation and appoints Supergirl the responsibility of making sure Ms. Luthor is well fed and food randomly starts showing up on Lena’s balcony and Lena is very very confused.

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    Mira makes the mistake of leaving her phone on the kitchen counter and Zoey decides to prank her by changing her phone passcode to ILOVEABBY25.

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    Shane is already nervous about hosting his new team right before the regular season starts for the Ottawa Centaurs. A lapse in the rigid rules he's set for himself leads to a few...consequences he definitely didn't foresee when he woke up that morning expecting the worst of their gathering to involve awkward small talk and making sure no one got so drunk they wouldn't make practice tomorrow.

    ~*~
    “Oh my god,” said Shane, his breaths coming in shorter pants.

    “You said you would not panic,” Ilya reminded him. 

    “That was before I did drugs!” Shane cries, way too loudly for the quiet of the room. 

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