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“Go home, Macaque.”
So he said, as if Macaque had a home anymore. Without another word, Wukong jumped on his cloud and flew away.
“Fine! Go back to your Master!” Macaque shouted, spitting out that title with the utmost mockery. “I'm sure he's waiting for you, 'wouldn't want you to leave him alone for too long, he could start missing you!”
But Wukong had already gone out of reach before he could end his sentence.The pilgrims have finally reached Camel Ridge, to the ire of its Three Kings. Stuck somewhere between the two warring factions, Macaque is doing all that he can to keep his spirit – and himself – alive.
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- Part 2 of Entropy
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i want more of the things that i’d die for by paper_and_teeth
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
20 Aug 2025
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Then, with Yelena’s advice and help, Eren found himself alone and expendable on the battlefield between Marley and the Mid-East.
He figured if he snuck into Liberio as a medically discharged, amnesiac, and traumatized soldier from the war, he could buy some time and bum in whatever hospital ward that could house him while he scopes out the city. Plan out the stages of his attack while Paradis advances in their new technologies.
What he never would have even considered figuring out– nowhere, not even in his newly inherited memories, did it fucking say anything about giving birth in a goddamn trench.
Or, single-dad Eren infiltrates Marley with his newborn son and unintentionally befriends the Warriors while refiguring out his relationship with one Reiner Braun, the fic that no one asked for ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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something meant for observation may be worth your admiration (I won't ask but please let it be so) by sisyphus_is_tired
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
15 Apr 2024
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Secrets are the bed of Gen's propensity. The core of his occupation and foundation upon which entertainment is built. Science unearths those lies, shaping them into a digestible reality. Senkuu, never in the boastful way, prefers to telecast every scientific action to anyone with ears and a mind to listen. He withholds information when necessary but, unless they are the kind that holds the weight of the fate of humanity, he isn't likely to keep a secret
And yet... he seems to be keeping one.
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Where Senkuu has an idea and Gen is the last to know
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Tony Stark and the Magical Equivalent of Adolf Hitler by Cy_kun
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 May 2019
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Nothing happened. The stupidly bewildered look on his face wasn't bad, as far as last sights go, but Tony still wished he could have been looking at Morgan as he died. Of course, that meant his daughter would have to watch him basically burn himself to a crisp with the power of Creation itself, so this was probably better in the long run. He raised his right hand, making sure Thanos could see the Stones his nano-suit was even now incorporating into itself.
Ah, gormless despair. Even better.
It's time.
“I am—”
That was as far as he got before everything changed.
“Accio Infinity Stones.”
Or, the one where Thanos accidentally made a very powerful enemy and didn't find out about it until the last possible second.
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Yet another magic reveal, Court Sorcerer AU.
Starts after season 4, but before season 5, and therefore happily tosses the tragedy out the window.
I'm just having a little fun taking the mother of all clichés and putting my own spin on it.- Words:
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Love is for fools and Regulus Arcturus Black is anything but by bolleisttolle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Apr 2025
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You are nothing.
You’ve always been nothing.
But then there’s this letter in his hands that says the opposite. That calls him by a nickname and jokes about burning kitchens and blind Quidditch teams. It’s so—James—and Regulus hates how much he wants to hold onto it. How he doesn’t want to let go of that spark of warmth in his chest.
He leans back against the headboard, staring at the ceiling. He can hear the faint sounds of the Christmas party still going on downstairs—laughter, raised voices, Bellatrix’s shrill cackle. It’s suffocating just to listen to it. He wants to disappear. To vanish from this house entirely.
And that’s when it hits him.
This is the moment. This is where he should really think about what he wants.Or: Regulus Black runs away to the Potters' one year after Sirius did. Everything thanks to a very peristent Gryffindor that Regulus hates... Or does he?
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More Than a Hangover by Myolina
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
20 Mar 2025
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The left side of his face sunk deeper into his pillow, which felt like a cloud at this point. Still drowsy from briefly waking up, the weight of his heavy eyelids allowed a thin line of vision. Filtered sunlight crept through the swaying blinds as the summer breeze whispering through the cracked open window permeated his room in an aroma of morning dew.
As he started to drift off again, he took a slow, relaxed inhale. A familiar hint of lavender filled his senses, soft and soothing. It made him sink deeper into comfort, unconsciously breathing in again - this time, the sweetness was laced with something sharp and bitter.
Coffee beans.
The combination was unmistakable. Two scents burned into his memory, scents that belonged to only one other. Shadow.
Why the hell did his pillow smell like Shadow?His breath hitched, eyes snapping open. He instantly regretted it.
The soft sunlight illuminating his room was too bright for his sensitive eyes, reflexively shutting them. His head throbbed in sync with his pulse, and though he was still lying down, the room spun around him.
***Sonic and Shadow find out more about themselves and each other through an interesting way - drinking.
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Teenagers just love to say "New school year, new me!" every time August comes, and their summers full of no responsibilities come to an end. Most teenagers lie when they say it, too. But not Kwon Jiyong. Nope. Because, you see—Kwon Jiyong was a bad child. A bad child who did what he wanted, when he wanted to, and didn't give a shit what anybody else had to think of it.
But that was until his father had enough of it.
Now rolling into senior year, Jiyongs practically a changed man. A changed man with the same killer fashion sense, of course. He’s kind of hoping to lay low, get the final year of high school over with: but things are never easy.
Because then enter Choi Seunghyun.
Aka a slow burn of GTOP in the alternate universe of a high school setting! It’s dramatic, I will say. And may I add Hs AUs are my specialty? Yeah. Just wanted to throw that in there heh.
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Чёрная Буря Белого Бедствия by The_Legion_of_Dark_Night
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2023
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— Ты никогда не думал о том, что всё могло закончиться иначе?
— Например, как?
— Не знаю. Ты же главный злодей человечества. Убийца.
— Ты тоже убийца, Вэй Ин.-
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An established relationship AU for Barba and Carisi, in which they get together at the end of season 17.
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great series… just 👌
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Arlecchino becomes acquainted with Navia Caspar in pursuit of great partnership between the House of Hearth And Spina Di Rosula. Little does he know, the Knave learns that he is weak to a woman with golden smiles.
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Author, I hope you know I questioned my gender after reading this.
Congrats.
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When Batman gets hit with fear toxin, he worries about his Robins.
His Robins think it's their job to deal with it.
Jason wasn't aware anyone still included him in that group, but according to Tim, he's the only one available.
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aousdfhoaweohiew i love when ppl mention the scarecrow thing its my fav thing ever
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Reserved Prejudice by Trash_Keeper for AsaUme
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Dangan Ronpa 3: The End of 希望ヶ峰学園 | The End of Kibougamine Gakuen | End of Hope's Peak High School
24 Feb 2022
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Class 77-B gets a substitute PE teacher. They didn't expect he would come from the Reserve Course Department, much less a student.
Hinata Hajime agreed to enroll at Hope's Peak Academy to gather intel, not teach Ultimates in his age group.
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- Part 3 of The Uncertain Road
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Thunder-Hearted by HellSinkr
Fandoms: Original Work, Furry (Fandom), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
06 Nov 2025
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You have a heart, don't you?
No, not that thing that pumps blood throughout your body. Persistent little thing.
It's something like a brain. Not really a moral compass, but it could be standing shoulder to shoulder with that, in a certain point of view.
You don't know what I'm talking about? That's a shame. I think it should be obvious. Luckily for you, you've come to the right place. Awaken, the world's waiting for you to choose.
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The smut comes very late in the story.Updates guaranteed, but infrequently. Pokemon elements are far and few between. Expect there to be furry characters that are Pokemon, and only that. Nothing more.
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Amor entre humanos y Pokemones anthro, tiene limón, amor y a veces uno que otro momento cómico.
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He’s not blushing, he’s not, he’s not- “That was shock, nothing else.”
“Uh-huh,” Dazai’s arms cross, watching Chuuya rise and traverse the room in the direction of the bathroom, “You can’t admit it, can you? That you want something like that,” he asks, getting right in Chuuya’s way.
Chuuya glares up at Dazai, willing away the heat in his face, “I don’t want you to fist me, if that’s what you’re insinuating,” he replies flatly.
“Are you sure?” Dazai weedles, “You’re never...considered it before?”
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Blushing rn
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What Became of the Likely Lads? by alozizam
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Jul 2025
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Years after securing victory on the Astral Fantasia stage, Phainon and Mydei have become successful figures in Amphoreus's music scene. Separately, but still successful. Amphoreus is big enough that they never have to run into each other, and they're too busy to ever think much of it.
With the incoming 10 year anniversary of their winning song, a decade long streak might meet its end. Surely they can be adults about the whole thing.
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- Part 1 of A double album and an EP
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HOW DID I FORGET TO BOOKMARK THIS.
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RIDICULOUSLY fun and cute. My cheeks have never hurt so hard watching these two oblivious fucks play-fight with each other. In awe of how the authors mind works. The world is so vibrant and explosive with personality. The inner minds of both are also such a joy to read over. Lovely prose!
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Hermione approaches Harry one day after class with a request.
WARNING: Story contains underage characters!
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- Part 4 of The Hermione Granger Series
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The Boiling Rock is a horrible place.
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- Part 2 of The Thing About Fire
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wow so good not boring at all
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Your little bluelock mcdonald's au is gonna turn TRAUMATIC by v_4l3
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga)
27 Oct 2025
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"You can't possibly become the world's best McDonald's worker unless you're also the world's biggest egoist. Which is why we're all here, so I can create a worker that has what it takes, someone who will climb on top 299 corpses, a solitary hero."
"...This is a McDonald's."
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Isagi Yoichi is a normal cashier at Mcdonald's who just wants his paycheck, but the friends he meets along the way are more than enough for his 13 reasons.
Oh! And the wide variety of gayass fags he has for customers can't be forgotten either. Will Isagi manage to NOT kill himself at the end of the day?
Updates every Sat! (Ik ts seems generic but i promise it's nt gnna consist of jst them at mcd!) + I will be editing some chaps to better fit the story!! -hehe 67 mango mustard 🤞
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- Part 1 of Kaisagi/ Kiis
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I Hate You (I Love You) by vanilla107
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
12 Dec 2021
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"Someone's in a bad mood," she mumbled and he rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, because you fucking shot me!" he said, pointing to his shoulder that was freshly bandaged.
"The bullet grazed you!"
He glared at her before continuing his walk and she followed.
"Okay, I'm sorry for grazing you but at least you aren't dead!"
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