09Pyros_09Hydros
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Walking Armory by 09Pyros_09Hydros, A_Non_ymousWriter
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
16 Jan 2026
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“HEY BIG RED!” Cliffjumper, even the Vehicons, paused at the scream from somewhere behind him, at the cluster of energon crystals. “DUCK!” It was instinct that had him automatically following the warning, his frame hitting the ground just as a volley of energon-fueled blasts that sniped the cons down. For a moment, Cliffjumper thought he had found a fellow ‘Bot hiding on Earth. But when he looked back, instead, he found a fleshy human, but their arm was a glowing metal barrel instead?
Yuu knows why and how they’re here on this Earth, they just don’t know who brought them here when they should’ve been with Death in the end. Who the hell is Primus? Oh well, all they do know is that they needed to help Primus’ ‘kids’, whatever that meant. They got a cool upgrade to their forms though, not to mention their weapon modes are now big as hell on the account of their new alien meisters. Also, Energon tastes funky, they like the crystal stuff better for the crunch... What was their mission again?
Aka, Alien God sends a semi-feral lil' armory to aid his kids. There are various untold side-effects from this single action. "Whoops." Says Primus, unconcerned. More at 11.
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Davepetasprite, now Deilos Sprite, has no idea how the fuck they got into this universe, but they have one goal in mind.
Protect the Striders and Lalondes from Shady Organization, probably Crocker Corp.
Preferably without them knowing. Unfortunately that doesn't last too long after a botched attempt of kidnapping leads to Deilos sick and hurt at the Strilonde front door. They wanted to leave immediately after getting better, but after saving and returning their baby Dave (and wasn't THAT a fucking doozy), the Strilonde Family refuses to let go.
Deilos can't risk getting them involved with their shit, not when it was their fault they were being targeted after all. But the Strilondes are incredibly stubborn, especially alternate Bro, Derek Strider, who keeps looking at them with weird eyes. They hope he doesn't remember that one time they saved him from the human version of The Felt... Wait, where did Dirk and Roxy come from? They did what.
Davepeta-centric Found Family Story
(Now with consensual child kidnapping!)Series
- Part 2 of Pyros Rewritten
- Part 6 of Former Strider Sprites
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What happens to a fused sprite when they're separated from themselves? What happens to the whole person who died and fused with someone else?
Apparently the answer is time travel and brain ghosts, lots, and lots of brain ghosts.
Eriso—Eridan Ampora hates Paradox Space. Hates Alternia and hates himself. He'd-THEY'D finally, finally been used to being Erisol as a whole and now the-HE'S back to being Eridan Ampora and only Eridan Ampora. Worse part, Sollux didn't come back with him. Only he did. In his head. As a ghost. A brain ghost.
At least he's not alone in this endeavor. Nepeta and Equius are here to help him.
Wait what do you mean there's no game? Shit, looks like it's time to start a revolution so they all their friends actually survive past their molt! Karkat especially.
ACT 1: Complete! Ch. 1-10
ACT 2: Incomplete! Ch. 11 - ??? -
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There's always that one character that isn't really well-liked in a fandom. Because of their personality, choices, attitude, they weren't seen in a very favorable light. One such example was Eridan Ampora, from the webcomic Homestuck. It's been a while since he had read Homestuck but he never really hated Eridan, in fact he found him okay, so did a lot of fans.
That doesn't mean he was okay with being shoved into his body during his first molt! He was human, not a troll! The culture, the society of Alternia is fucking horrible and he clearly didn't belong here! Unfortunately he doesn't think he can do anything about it, he couldn't remember what happened to him, he can't even remember personal details of hisold life like his name.
Fuck it. If he was going to be Eridan Ampora, then fine. He'll take matters into his own hands, make his own choices, decisions and opinions. Canon can go fuck itself.
If only it were that easy… There's only so much one person can try to change, especially as Eridan Ampora. Or any other Ampora.
Ampora-centric Canon Divergent Story
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- Part 3 of Rising Hope, Inserting Belief
- Part 1 of Pyros Rewritten
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Eridan Ampora is not the most well-liked troll out of the twelve, his attitude, choices, and personality in the series weren't very favorable but I found him alright and a lot of other fans did as well. March Eridan was also popular for the character of course.
How I got into his body after his first pupation molt is something I will probably never know, but living the life of Eridan Ampora is not all fine and dandy despite his high caste blood. Troll society and culture is very different compared to my old human one, I can't really remember it and my own old life so I guess I really am Eridan Ampora now huh?
If I was going to live as Eridan then I was going to live it my way, so say goodbye to Canon Eridan attitude and hello new world of choices and opinions! For one thing for sure, I wasn't going to fuss over the romances and do my own thing. Canon timeline be damned! Canon timeline be damned indeed... If only it were that easy...
But who knew the change of attitude of one character like Eridan could change so much? And yet, change so little? And apparently... He wasn't the only Ampora to change...
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- Part 1 of Rising Hope, Inserting Belief
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Rising Hope, Inserting Belief by 09Pyros_09Hydros
Fandom: Homestuck, Homestuck2 - Fandom, The Epilogue - Fandom
21 Sep 2024
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One Shots and Contemplating Ideas by 09Pyros_09Hydros
Fandom: Assassination Classroom, Candy Timeline - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Homestuck, Homestuck 2 Beyond Canon, Homestuck2 - Fandom, The Epilogue - Fandom, Undertale (Video Game)
16 Oct 2020
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John doesn't even realize, really, when the few holes get lighter, consequence of sharp fingers and desperate movement. He does, however, realize it when he falls , the soft but sturdy walls of what held him ripping, leaving him to collapse, to his chin and chest to slam on a cold, grey floor with a metallic thud .
He breathes. The slime sits heavily in his lungs. He coughs, and the impeccably cleaned floor isn't as impeccably cleaned as before, stained with pale goo and blood that seems ever so slightly off-shade. (Should it be fuchsia? Shouldn't it be fuchsia? He doesn't know, and his head is being split open with disorientation and pain, and none of the other colors even look right -)
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Or, in which five teenagers are the only ones to remember a world-ending game, and wake up as an alien species. Considering that, it all goes surprisingly well.
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snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”
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No such thing as a painless lesson by RoseJennison
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Jan 2025
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The Class 1A students, along with some of their teachers, are brought to a room by a strange being who has made a deal with them. They will be given information about various secrets and future events, which they could use to save lives, but this information comes at a cost. Every time the 'on screen' version of them experiences pain, they must feel it too.
There's no such thing as a painless lesson after all.
I do not give permission for anyone to make podfics of this story or any YouTube videos containing the contents of this work.
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- Part 1 of MHA reacts
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When They Pick Through the Wreckage by AngelSelene
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
14 Dec 2021
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The BAU have learned about Roy and Ed's automail, but Ed is hiding other secrets, and his world is about to crash into theirs.
“C’mon, pick the fuck up. I know you’re in class, but I wouldn’t fucking bother you if it wasn’t important. I know you’re mad, but fucking call me, okay? This is… It’s our stuff. We might have a way home. Even if you’re still pissed off at me or you don’t…” He stops and takes a deep breath. “Even if you don’t want there to be an us anymore… I think you’d still want to go home, if you can. I’ll text you the address. Just… call. Please?”
Immediate sequel to Nothing Beautiful About the Wreckage.
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- Part 5 of Wreckage
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Bookmarked by 09Pyros_09Hydros
29 Oct 2020
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A crossover fic of 09Pyros_09Hydros' fic "To live a normal life? How preosterous!" and the webcomic vast error!
They had much to do, now that she was A, a human. B, a superhero. And C, Really fucking concerned about what the actual fuck is going on here.Bookmarked by 09Pyros_09Hydros
26 Oct 2020