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“Have you ever considered working as an au pair?” Wilbur asked.
Techno frowned, once again thrown off by the vampire’s archaic choice of words. “You mean, going to live with a coven?”
“As our permanent, exclusive food source, yes.”
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Techno is a human who needs a place to live. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy are vampires who need blood to survive. Two problems are fixed with a single solution.
Though perhaps Techno should have thought twice about the consequences of entangling his life with three powerful immortals.
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Technoblade is part of MAFIAS. No, not that mafia. Magical Artifact Investigations and Active Solutions.
As an intern, his job is pretty simple: holding on to a variety of supernatural items that can't fall into unsafe hands. This does not combine well with being a sleep-deprived college student.
When Techno finds himself tied up with both the fae realm and the underworld at the same time, he will have no choice but to plead his case for freedom. And maybe try to do that without losing his mind at the very eager fae and goddess who both think they have some sort of claim on him.
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A series of ten oneshots detailing the complicated life of Technoblade, the Hero Association's pride and joy, homegrown in their labs and now dealing with the consequences that come with that.
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Piglins are known by overworlders for a few key characteristics. Their outgoing social behavior, their penchant for striking a bargain, and their love for anything gold. But did you know that sounders also place high value on the protection and happiness of their runts?
Techno didn't. Until he was mistaken for one.
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Genetics with hybrids are always a bit wacky. The fact that Techno doesn't look like his family isn't unheard of. But that doesn't mean that the sucking void in his chest every time he sees the lack of wings on his back is any easier.
That's fine, because there's another strange aspect of hybrid traits. If someone with recessive hybrid genes experiences enough stress or their life is threatened, sometimes they present the way that they were meant to.
Maybe then, Techno will finally fit right in his body. And his family.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Fainting + “You're burning up”
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Self harm + BulliedSeries
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They say about cats and dogs that they are naturally predisposed not to get along, enemies by nature, two opposites so unlike they could never co-exist. For Techno, getting along with his new foster brother is very important if he wants to please Phil. And for Tommy, getting along with his new foster brother is important if he wants to have a roof over his head. So they have to make this work.
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Being a chronically ill teenager can be pretty miserable, but being a chronically ill teenager with a very loving family makes that misery a bit easier to swallow.
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Torture is not a reliable method of interrogation. Sadly, the rival gang that kidnaps Phil and Techno has not gotten the memo.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Torture + Screaming
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Forced to choose + BeggingSeries
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Two Flames in a Candleless Room by Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
28 Dec 2024
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In two completely separate occurrences of kidnapping, Technoblade and Tango are ripped from their respective servers and thrust into the dangerous world of Nether hybrid trafficking. To make it out, a friendship is formed. But they'll need more than a little luck to survive this predicament.
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About Phantom Pains of Dying by Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, smp earth
28 Oct 2024
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Technoblade never dies. That doesn't mean he won't have his fair share of close calls and sticky situations.
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A collection of oneshots, all Techno-centric. Mostly hurt!Techno, angst and hurt/comfort. DSMP, OSMP, AU, etc... Requests are welcome!
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Phil, an anima fleeing from a life of slavery, stays overnight in a sleepy town. In the middle of the night, he hears something. Something that sends fear through him. But Phil cannot live in peace if he lets more injustice go unpunished.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Old injuries + "I feel like I lost a part of myself"
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Hair pulling + Muzzle + TransformationSeries
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There are three types of superpowered individuals in this world: Stars, Suns, and Moons. As a Moon, Techno doesn't actually have powers of his own. He can just borrow them from a Sun. Sometimes, this backfires.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Internal bleeding + Bedside vigil
AI-less Whumptober prompts: FaintingSeries
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Adrenaline and fear are a poignant enough mixture that they still manage to overpower the looming fatigue, but Techno doesn’t know how long that will last. Until he passes out? Until they catch up with him anyway?
They probably won’t bother bringing him back alive.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Drowning
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Too exhausted to keep running + Hunted down + DehumanizationSeries
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Despite being a bunny hybrid, Techno's warren never made him feel at home. So he runs away. It's hard taking care of himself, but he's stubborn enough to get by. Maybe a little too stubborn.
Also, somebody should have told Phil you don't feed stray animals or they might follow you home.
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After falling (not falling, gliding) into a ravine, Phil stumbles upon the deep dark. And within it, a man unlike anything he has seen before. Since he's been isolated for years, Techno is a little rough around the edges when it comes to interacting with people. Phil is sure the commune will fix that right up.
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Techno is tentatively optimistic about this new foster family. They're hybrids like him. Not piglins, but birds. However, after the experiences he's had, even that much is a step forward.
Or so he hopes.
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The thing about working the night shift at a shop that's open 24/7 is that there are only two types of people who regularly come to the store that late. Villains are one of them, people like Phil, using the cover of night to commit their crimes. The other type is people who try to stop those crimes. Heroes and vigilantes.
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OR: Techno works the night shift at a store that happens to be a good place for both villains and heroes to hang out. They all love him. Then the new guy on the block shows up.
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Monster hunting is a dangerous trade. Three years ago, Phil died on the job, and Techno has been going at it alone ever since. Until Phil pays him a visit again.
SBI Whumptober prompts: "I can't lose you"
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Stalked + Scar reveal + Presumed dead + Forced feedingSeries
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Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo were practically raised on the internet, they know better than anyone to not trust strangers online. When a random user named Technoblade drops into their discord server asking for help, claiming he's stuck in a creepy office building, obviously they're going to assume it's a prank.
Very quickly, they find out it's absolutely not.
[Or: do not let the low word count fool you. This is a story told entirely through discord screenshots and interactive text]
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After an attack from the navy, The Crowfather sinks. Both Techno and Tommy are left stranded on an island, injured, with little hope of a swift rescue. And yet, these two are not known for giving up.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Guilt
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Forced to hurt somebody else + AmputationSeries