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Dethklok argue whether getting fondled by a doctor while under anesthesia makes you gay. Pickles insists it's all fair game.
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11 Jul 2026
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Tales from the earlyklok era. Separate from the canon-compliant COVENANT timeline. Fics are sorted according to chronological order.
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10 Jul 2026
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06 Jul 2026
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Come visit The Sickle Moon, your next vacation destination! Catering only to those who are both daring and discerning, our iconic hotel offers history, haunts, and harmony. Attractions include an on-site bar with specialty brewing, ghost tours and walk-through exhibits, and stalled elevators, for bonding time with that special someone.
Murderface and Pickles go on vacation.
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06 Jul 2026
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Magnus’ plan to befriend Toki as part of his revenge against Dethklok, takes an unexpected turn when they end up falling in love.
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05 Jul 2026
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Toki and Magnus make a sex tape, just for the two of them while Toki is away. But what if it ends up leaking, and his bandmates, managers, and massive amounts of fans see it and absolutely lose their minds?
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05 Jul 2026
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In the summer of 1996, Pickles escapes to Florida after a disastrous break-up with Snakes n Barrels, on the hunt for heavier music and, maybe, a new band.
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30 Jun 2026
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Charles likes to watch a certain drummer do what he does best...
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- Part 3 of Managing Pickles
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29 Jun 2026
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Charles Ofdensen seemed like the kind of man that did not make mistakes and for the most part that was true. Unfortunately it hadn’t always been that way. In fact, he’d had one pretty spectacular moment of weakness that caused a chain reaction that would be a significant source of stress in his life for years to come.
In other words, Charles picks up a young street walking foreigner the day before Dethklok holds auditions for a new guitarist. You see where this one's going, right?
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29 Jun 2026
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Takes place somewhere in the middle of Breakupklok. Toki told Magnus on the phone that they should get dinner soon, and I fucking took that and ran with it.
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29 Jun 2026
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Nathan’s no stranger to this racing-heart feeling, but it’s usually accompanied by a vigorous workout, or a good rehearsal. This is neither of those. This night is doing its best to make Nathan feel weird and he’s not gonna let it, not if he can help it.
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Pickles has a cold, Nathan screws up, and then tries, awkwardly, to make it better.
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25 Jun 2026
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Pickles chronology.
R18+.
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25 Jun 2026
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“Bullshit. You had it easy in prison.”
This is what Magnus said to him, one afternoon in the sunny beer garden out the back of an Armenian café in Sacramento, cigarette in hand, a tall, thick glass of chilled lager on the table in front of him. Like it was just a fact. But the fact was that Magnus had never even been to prison. In jail, Seth held, Magnus would be Seth’s fucking bitch.
R18+ ONLY, explicit sex.
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- Part 2 of Trilogy
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23 Jun 2026
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Seth needs to obtain $4mill to repay Dethklok International for irresponsible business practices. He's pretty sure Pickles can line his pockets again - he just needs leverage grave enough to convince him. The answer lies in Pickles' distant past, but the thing about playing games is ensuring you're not being played yourself.
In the final chapter, Seth learns his lesson. For Brinepools.
R18+ only, explicit sex and drug use.
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- Part 1 of Three Movements
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22 Jun 2026
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"You need to relax. You're sounding crazy."
Magnus expected to die. Instead, he's given another chance.
After the events of Doomstar Requiem, Magnus somehow finds himself reliving his past.
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21 Jun 2026
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Nathan was the first good thing to happen to Pickles in a long time, saving him from himself at his lowest moment. As their new band grows up around them, Pickles finds himself at the center of tension between Magnus and the other band members, the guitarist firmly believing Pickles to be far past his prime. Yet, Pickles can't help himself but to get tangled up in all of Magnus' rage as he fails to recover from the worst of his own vices.
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19 Jun 2026
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This is where I’m putting all my Dethklok obsession insanity. I rewatched the whole series while sick in bed with covid at the beginning of December, and now I think I may actually have brain damage.
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19 Jun 2026
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when pickles thinks he's dying, he and nathan get drunk together and take things into a new territory. the only problem? turns out he's going to live.
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- Part 1 of dying wish
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18 Jun 2026
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He can’t have another bandmate with a reputation for not getting groupies. And he can’t have a guitarist who wastes all his time with a girlfriend. If preventing that takes drastic measures… well…
Skwisgaar realizes Dethklok’s new rhythm guitarist is waiting for a first kiss that feels special. It’s best for everyone if he steps in. But when Toki comes back for practice, it’s Skwisgaar that’s caught off-guard.
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- Part 1 of Practice Sessions
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18 Jun 2026
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This story has been living in my brain rent-free for almost ten years. It’s special to me because Metalocalypse was literally my introduction to fandom. So, I’m finally giving in and writing the damn thing, because why not?
An attempt at a satisfactory reconciliation between Magnus and Dethklok post-Doomstar. Kind of a character study. Eventual Hammertooth.
This will contain a lot of canon-typical gruesomeness, canon-typical substance abuse, and some very canon-atypical self-awareness. Also some horny shit, because come on.
I tagged for rape/non-con just to be safe, but it is only referenced/implied and non-explicit.
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15 Jun 2026