13 Works by Cassandra_Goth
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His vampires are fading, thinning to mere myth; Vladislaus Straud refuses to die quietly. Through Mortimer Goth, he seeks to claim a new bloodline, half-mortal, half-divine, born to carry them through the centuries.
But there is no resurrection without sacrifice.
And in the dim light of evening, a girl’s name becomes the epitaph of an entire race. -
A Vampire, Idiot by Cassandra_Goth
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
17 Oct 2026
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“This is the skin of a killer, Matilda.”
Derek stood in the sun, his skin sparkling beneath a familiar, devastating pout. He called it his signature look, but beyond the shimmer lay a terrible secret: Derek Zoolander was a vampire.
It all started years ago. They said it couldn’t be done. No one could win Vh1’s Male Model of the Year four years in a row. But beauty was the essence of wetness, and wetness was the essence of blood.
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This fic’s title narrowly beat out 2 Sparkly 2 Zoolander. This is first and foremost a fix-it fic that asks, what would it have taken for Derek Zoolander to have won a fourth time? -
Cassandra Goth Is (Not) A Vampire by Cassandra_Goth, orphan_account
Fandoms: The Sims (Video Games)
16 Oct 2026
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Meet Cassandra Goth, 17, genius.
Meet Don Lothario, 27, idiot.She’ll tell you she’s not a vampire. He’ll agree, because he’s an idiot. He’d have to be. You see, Cassandra Goth is a vampire, and he might be the only person who doesn’t realize it.
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The Future Is Here!
The year is 1959, and Astrid Quinn is working hard to become a respectable young woman with a respectable education. Unfortunately, her extra-credit assignment involves a prehensile alien reproductive organ, several muscular rings, and an alien professor who has been thinking about her breasts for eight weeks.
What ever shall she do?
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- Part 1 of The Allusion of Choice
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Dean Winchester's whole reckless family business took her father's face and never gave it back. Claire Novak doesn't do forgiveness. She does math. One dance, one curse, one debt, and she's decided exactly what she's owed and exactly how she's going to make him pay it.
Dean doesn't stand a chance.
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They thought she was dead. She thought she was something worse: human.
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Part 1 does not need to be read to enjoy this work as it is a smutty prequel that can be read as an independent story. Dowry is technically the first work in the series. :)Series
- Part 2 of The Allusion of Choice
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He has created gods, warriors, and rulers. Creating a woman should have been no different.
The woman he creates is meant to become the mother of a new generation. She is beautiful, fertile, and extraordinarily sensitive. He could hand her over and consider his work finished.
Instead, he keeps her. He tells himself it is because she needs to learn.
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Your dad just died. (My condolences.)
His FBI agent has ninety days to see if there's any loose ends, to see if your mother had any involvement.
He cuts your feed off. He can't watch without feeling like he should intervene. Because he's a good guy, he tells himself. But he wasn't. He wasn't a good person anymore, not after what he was about to do to you.
He turns it back on. You're in your room now, getting undressed. You have his full attention.
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The narrative alternates second-person and third-person focalization, with limited omniscient passages when the central perspectives intersect. No use of Y/N. -
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Rebecca moved to Sesame Street because the rent was reasonable and the neighborhood seemed safe.
Then the Count bit her somewhere anatomically inconvenient, and her vagina inherited his enthusiasm for counting.
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You wake to the hum of light and steel, stretched out on an examination table. He stands where your knees fall open, calm and unhurried. You don’t yet know why he made you. Only that his touch is too intent, his focus too complete, something private and possessive hidden beneath latex and linen.
This is what happens when vanity falls in love with its own echo.
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✦ No use of y/n for reader-insert ✦ -
Crouching Zelda, Hidden Dragon by Cassandra_Goth
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors
07 Sep 2026
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Cia's enchantment was supposed to weaken Zelda before the Dragon Knight killed her. Instead, it leaves her burning beneath Volga's hands, helplessly aroused by the very man she came to defeat.
Volga is more than happy to take advantage of the sorceress's magic. Zelda is already planning how to lure him back.
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Updated the name of this, sorry! Might write a scene that honors the title, for my own amusement. -
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Bella Goth,
Has life ever fucked you?
(Yes.)
Would Death fuck you, too?
(Yes.)Bella Goth walks into a bar. This is not the set up of a joke.
Bella Goth disappears one day, a long time from now. This is how it starts. -
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It's Christmas Eve and Mortimer Goth is pleased as punch to have Cassandra's boyfriend over.