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CHANCE CARD: You have leveled up, and everything you do will now be photographed. Microphones pointed at your mouth like weapons. Cameras that see in the dark. Roll again with caution. Roll again anyway. Roll again anyway because you're young and stupid and so fucking hungry for him you could eat the world and still have room for more. Just don't admit it. Especially not to yourself.
(in this one, a hockey game is a board game, and a board game is a love story.)
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08 Jan 2026
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Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked.
So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either.
Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa
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Mickey figures he has two options: check them both into the hospital, since they're suffering from some sort of shared delusion, or believe the guy when he says he's an alien.
The thing is—Mickey believes him.
(Inspired by the immortal line "I like fucking carrot-tops. Like, with the freckles and the pale skin? Fucking . . . alien-looking?")
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04 Jan 2021
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This friendship series is rich and full and wonderful and worth all the time to read and reread.
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For the prompt: "Who doesn’t love a wintry or festive themed coffee shop au? It would be nice to see Patrick trying to tempt David from his standard, complicated, coffee shop order, with increasingly new and inventive festive drinks. Cataloguing every thing David hates and or loves about each flavour. David feels very seen (in a good way). Chocolatier could work in a v similar way. Basically give David Rose all the sugary treats, all the romance, and all the love!
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A new vendor melts David Rose's heart.
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17 Dec 2020
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Sometimes an AU doesn’t have to be 30k to feel full and real and wonderful. This AU is a perfect hit of humor, happiness, and love. My favorite vendor!Patrick.
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His new client was tall, dark, and handsome, with cheekbones that could cut glass, and legs that wouldn’t quit.
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Patrick is a detective. David is his mysterious client. There’s a priceless diamond, a masquerade ball, murder, thievery, blackmail, secrets, betrayal, gangsters, smoking, whiskey, and angst galore. (And a happy ending.)
It’s a film noir AU.
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16 Nov 2020
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This noir AU is everything an AU should be. Clever, funny, perfectly cast, a true immersive experience.
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Three years down the line, Rose Apothecary opens a holiday pop-up shop in Brooklyn. Patrick thinks David has unresolved issues about moving to New York. Turns out, Patrick is the one with the issues.
or, tfw you thought you dealt with those feelings because your life is amazing and you have everything you want and love your husband but actually you've been ignoring some unhealthy emotional patterns that have been lying dormant for years
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David mourning the loss of his husband. That's it, that's the fic.
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02 Apr 2020
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Sometimes you just need to cry and this is a gorgeous way to do that.
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15 Feb 2020
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So so much packed into stories. Jayson is a mirror and a window and pretty cute with Uncle David and Patrick besides. Worth lots of rereads.
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Patrick doesn’t respond correctly - because Patrick has never once responded correctly to David being horrible. He just takes another sip of tea, and fucking smiles again.
“What?” David snaps.
“Nothing, I just-”
He stops, mouth still open, sound still somewhere in his throat. Then he laughs again. It’s quieter this time, more to himself, like he’s surprised himself with it. It’s infuriating, and it’s adorable, and David doesn’t get it.Or, five times Patrick almost said "I love you", and one time David said it first.
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02 Jan 2020
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Patrick, 8:55 a.m.: Call me asap
Patrick, 8:57 a.m.: David, answer the phone. It’s important.
Patrick, 9:31 a.m.: I really fucked up. We need to talk.
Patrick, 9:33 a.m.: Shit, the session is starting and I’m already running late. I’ll call around noon at the next break, maybe plan on closing the store for lunch around then?David’s eyes bored into the screen, attempting to force more information to appear. He’d missed the messages when they first came in, too busy dealing with an unexpected Saturday morning crowd by himself to check his phone.
The texts were accompanied by four missed calls, but no voicemails.
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30 Dec 2019
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nobody does class differences and financial conflict like WellSchitt - this is just a representative example.
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It's a slow day at the store, and Patrick makes plans for the evening.
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Patrick Brewer is a decisive person. His best decisions are ones he never made.
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14 Dec 2019
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I've never once been disappointed by this writer. I love this whole series and the Fun Home one tore me up and put me back together into a better person. Part Four is equally murderous and is the perfect example of how great, insightful writing can take something you don't really see happening and make it so real and meaningful and show you something about yourself and the characters.
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The Roses and the Brewers come together to celebrate Thanksgiving in Patrick's hometown.
His chest tightens thinking of all the glimpses that David will suddenly have into a past that Patrick thought might be lost somehow, and he’s only now realizing still belongs to him.Bookmarked by Distractivate
05 Dec 2019
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Look I'm biased but this is worth a million rereads. Great look at Patrick and nuanced family dynamics.
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i swallow the sound and it swallows me whole by Likerealpeopledo
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
03 Nov 2019
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Patrick loses his ability to speak.
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19 Nov 2019
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I cried. A lot. And then I read it all again and it was even better.
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17 Oct 2019
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I love math. And that's just the very surface of all the things I love about this.
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“Um,” his voice cracks and he clears his throat and tries again, “Um, Patrick can’t come into work today?”
“Oh?” Alexis asks, keeping the question carefully nonchalant which really only makes things worse. If she’s sparing his feelings then shit surely must be hitting the fan.
“Yeah.”
“Did he say why?” Again, meticulously neutral.
“No.”
Or, the morning after Grad Night goes somewhat differently when Patrick gets a call from home.