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Whoever these asshole trolls are, they have messed with the wrong guy's friends. Dave Strider is not taking this lying down. He doesn't take anything lying down. Dave Strider is the proverbial top. Hmm, Rose would have a field day with that figure of speech.
Whoever these fucking humans are, Karkat is going to make sure they know how little he wants to speak to them. Even if he's being forced to. How has it come to this? He's meant to be the gogdamn leader.
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The trolls have won sgrub and are stuck in space in their new universe.NEXT UPDATE: DECEMBER 24TH @ 00:00 - 01:00 GMT
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03 Dec 2025
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kids win the game, they and their guardians reappear in their old homes, strider edition. because there weren't enough (there are so many but I'm a glutton)
bro has to learn how to live without cal and they all have to learn how to live with each other.
if you haven't read the run and go by deserts you should I definitely drew from it here and its everything you could possibly want
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02 Dec 2025
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They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.
Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.
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- Part 1 of So It's Going
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15 Nov 2025
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UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.
Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.
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- Part 2 of So It's Going
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- 52,281
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- 35/35
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15 Nov 2025
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==> Be David Strider.
You are now David Strider.
The fuck just happened.Bookmarked by Gregiscool
05 Nov 2025
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You wake up. You think it's a nightmare. But a text from your sister -- from Jasprose -- makes you realize this is all too real.
Your name was DAVEPETASPRITE^2.
Your head is horribly, horribly empty.
The date is April 13th, 2009.
How do you cope?
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- 8/?
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03 Nov 2025
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Karkat Vantas, professional dancer and overly aggressive Dancing With the Stars competitor, has been a thorn in the side of International Broadcasting Station for almost a decade. So, why not pair him up with the show's most bafflingly bad competitor to date, Hollywood big shot Dave Strider? Known on Alternia as In Which an Excessively Competitive Troll Is Paired With a Man Possessing Net Negative Swag and It Drives Him Fucking Insane.
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- 10/12
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30 Oct 2025
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Doc Scratch's School for Supernaturally Gifted Adolescents by medical
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Jul 2019
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One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.
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29 Oct 2025
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Davepetasprite, now Deilos Sprite, has no idea how the fuck they got into this universe, but they have one goal in mind.
Protect the Striders and Lalondes from Shady Organization, probably Crocker Corp.
Preferably without them knowing. Unfortunately that doesn't last too long after a botched attempt of kidnapping leads to Deilos sick and hurt at the Strilonde front door. They wanted to leave immediately after getting better, but after saving and returning their baby Dave (and wasn't THAT a fucking doozy), the Strilonde Family refuses to let go.
Deilos can't risk getting them involved with their shit, not when it was their fault they were being targeted after all. But the Strilondes are incredibly stubborn, especially alternate Bro, Derek Strider, who keeps looking at them with weird eyes. They hope he doesn't remember that one time they saved him from the human version of The Felt... Wait, where did Dirk and Roxy come from? They did what.
Davepeta-centric Found Family Story
(Now with consensual child kidnapping!)Series
- Part 2 of Pyros Rewritten
- Part 6 of Former Strider Sprites
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27 Oct 2025
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The Dersite royal family are famed for their powerful magic, but Prince Dave does not have any. Prospit is an insular nation who believes magic to be inherently corrupting and wicked, and yet Princess Jade has magic flowing through her veins. When their marriage is arranged to end a centuries-long war, they have a lot to figure out.
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04 Oct 2025
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written in the starlight (every line on your palm) by tessen_nhs for Ursa Vorpalis (the_ragnarok)
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Sep 2025
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Remember when we decided to try making a program that could really think just like us?
You do remember. You remember how clever you thought you were. As usual, you hadn’t considered the fucking consequences—or rather, considered them and dismissed them as irrelevant. They don’t seem so irrelevant now.13-year-old Dirk Strider wakes up in a computer. Fortunately, his creator is there to walk him through the transition process.
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21 Sep 2025
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“It looks just like his door on the base…” Dirk muttered to himself. “So, this is how the switch will happen? Won’t it break the rules if they have to walk through these doors themselves?”
Calliope shook her head, “I have momentarily swapped the doors. Right now, they are both sound asleep. But when they awake and inevitably open these doors, they will find themselves in the other’s reality. After that, they will be stuck there until the day’s end.” She explained briefly.
“What if someone else enters with them?” Dirk asked.
“The doors will shut before then. They will be the only ones allowed passage.” She had outdone herself with this simple trick, though she supposed it came with the territory of being a Muse of Space.
Or,
Dirk and Calliope make a bet with each other about the overall happiness of Dave and decide to swap both Daves for one day only. Meat!Dave has a very awkward conversation with a battle worn Karkat, and Candy!Dave grapples with a serious sense of regret.
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08 Sep 2025
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"My own ship is specially designed for difficult cases such as that," he responded. "It will be a simple matter 'a installin' him there to enact a fix, after which point he can be reinstalled here workin' properly."
The Empress's brow lowered back to its normal position. "Good. I'll leave orders for the techs to follow your directions." Then, without a single word more, she turned and stalked out, leaving only the violet helmstech in the helmsblock.
"Well," 1400377 said, his eyes on the core itself rather than one of the monitors. His fins fluttered and he clasped his hands tightly behind his back, as though trying to hide nervousness.
"...Evenin', Sol."
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06 Sep 2025
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27 Oct 2024
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Babysitter? I Hardly Know Him by DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024 for ME MYSELF AND I
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Dec 2024
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KARKAT: HEARD YOU ELECTROCUTED YOUR LAST BABYSITTER PRETTY BADLY. YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET HE DESERVED IT, HUH?
DIRK: He did.Dirk smiles, a good sign that he might actually get along with this sitter.
His older brother can't help but laugh quietly, shaking his head at the way Dirk so readily agrees to committing assault with no guilt whatsoever. But Dave needs to be the responsible adult here.
DAVE: no dirk, in this house we dont injure people even if they “kind of deserve it”
DIRK: Too late.Dave (38) is basically a single dad, raising his little brother Dirk (10) on his own for the last ten years.
Now Dave's lonely and dating again, so Karkat (21) has taken up babysitting for him.
Dave and Karkat both think they're out of each other's league.
Dave goes on increasingly horrible dates.
Quadrant shenanigans ensue.Dave ♥︎ Karkat
Terezi ♠ Gamzee
Karkat ♦ Gamzee
Kankri ? Cronus
Terezi ♦ VriskaSeries
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11 Oct 2024
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You blink. You've just awoken to the dulcet tones of Fred Durst yelling about the way that it's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up. Raising your very uninjured arm and pressing your hand against your eyes so hard you start seeing stars, you just might have to agree with his assessment. Because it is one of those days where everything is fucked. Everybody does, in fact, suck.
Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and this is the third time you've woken up on this exact morning.
You just might have to start breaking stuff.⁙
In a world slightly off from the one we are used to, the Striders end up stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque time loop.
How do you get out of a labyrinth when all you have is a string that keeps fraying?Series
- Part 1 of went blind last year + extras
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- 10/?
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11 Oct 2024
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There's always that one character that isn't really well-liked in a fandom. Because of their personality, choices, attitude, they weren't seen in a very favorable light. One such example was Eridan Ampora, from the webcomic Homestuck. It's been a while since he had read Homestuck but he never really hated Eridan, in fact he found him okay, so did a lot of fans.
That doesn't mean he was okay with being shoved into his body during his first molt! He was human, not a troll! The culture, the society of Alternia is fucking horrible and he clearly didn't belong here! Unfortunately he doesn't think he can do anything about it, he couldn't remember what happened to him, he can't even remember personal details of hisold life like his name.
Fuck it. If he was going to be Eridan Ampora, then fine. He'll take matters into his own hands, make his own choices, decisions and opinions. Canon can go fuck itself.
If only it were that easy… There's only so much one person can try to change, especially as Eridan Ampora. Or any other Ampora.
Ampora-centric Canon Divergent Story
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- Part 3 of Rising Hope, Inserting Belief
- Part 1 of Pyros Rewritten
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23 Sep 2024
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Fifteen years after the victorious players have settled on Earth C, nine people who died in the Medium are given a second chance.
[Set in the Skaian Pantheon series, where the kids decide to have a hand in shaping the new civilization themselves rather than skipping forward in time - the year is 15 PL (Post-Landing)]
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- Part 25 of The Skaian Pantheon
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21 Sep 2024
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This is a work of fiction, meant to be read or referenced as a companion piece to The Sylph of Mind.
The postulations within may not necessarily be canon-compliant.
You have been warned. Also, have a nice day!
Do you possess a strong yearning for literary theory and a raging hardon for Homestuck? Are you stuck in the past—or your home—and wish to continue obsessing over a dead webcomic from 2009 despite the fervent pleas of your loved ones?
You're in good company! Within this work sits a deeply overwhelming analysis of Aspects and Classes written in such agonizing detail over the most trivial facets regarding each, you'll probably check out halfway through any one entry!
If you're reading The Sylph of Mind, and even if you aren't, feel free to reference this document for deeper insight on how the characters are themed on an intrinsic level! There are—will eventually be—entries for Aspects and Classes that aren't even featured in that story, so there's probably something for everyone to enjoy!
...When I get finished writing all of it, anyway.
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11 May 2024
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"All grubs naturally exit the breeding caves with grayscale eyesight. Since Alternia’s social structure is based on blood color, one of the first things taught in schoolfeeding is how to tell castes apart by the characteristics of their signs, horns, and teeth, and it’s mandatory for every troll to own a copy of “Her Imperial Condescension’s Book of the Hemospectrum and its Castes” in case they ever forget.
(You've learned not to correct when they think you’re a lighter green blood. Sometimes, you can even trick yourself.)
Colorbonds, therefore, have become a symbol of troll serendipity. Basically, when two fated trolls touch, hormones on their skin set off chemical receptors in the eyes, allowing a certain section of the color-range to become visible based on the destined quadrant."
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11 May 2024