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Textbook Tosser by just_a_dapper_fellow for RaspberryFlapjack
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
23 Nov 2025
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“You look ridiculous,” Rimmer scoffed, but his hand was still moving in those small circles. Lister shuffled up to place a lazy kiss on the underside of his jaw. Rimmer let out a burbling laugh, jerking back from the contact at first but then tilting his head back in as if to ask for another kiss. Lister obliged, placing another kiss on him that earned another laugh but not another flinch. “Did you sleep well?” Rimmer asked.
“Always do when I’m with you,” Lister replied, jaw cracking with a yawn as he settled back down with his cheek on Rimmer’s pec. “Whatcha workin’ on?”
“Revision,” Rimmer responded, poking the pen in his hand at the textbook that was open against his knees. The pages were filled with formulas and Rimmer’s utterly incomprehensible notes scribbled in the margins.
“Again?” Lister groaned. “Rimsy, you’re never going to pass that exam.”
“Ah, reverse psychology. Telling me I’ll never pass it to motivate me further. Thank you for your hope in me, Listy.”
A lazy afternoon with Rimmer, Lister, and an astronavigation textbook.
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23 Nov 2025
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When Lister causes an accident that leads to Rimmer losing his memory, he is determined to redo things perfectly this time over.
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10 Nov 2025
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Kryten takes a tumble, and the Boys from the Dwarf have to work together
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07 Nov 2025
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Dave Lister believes that he is a good person. But when Rimmer contracts a holovirus, buried memories resurface and Lister is forced to acknowledge that perhaps he hasn't always been *quite* as good as he would like to think. But it's never too late to put something right... right?
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03 Nov 2025
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Rimmer has an unfortunate encounter with a Psiren on Starbug that ends up revealing the fact that he has an extremely embarrassing crush on Lister. Lister, somehow, reciprocates, and after talking Rimmer down from a panic attack, he suggests that they could make it work.
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02 Nov 2025
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a place for the losers at the end of the line by allineedisaquill
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
03 May 2025
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Rimmer is overwhelmed with embarrassment and self-loathing after the events on the Psi-Moon. Luckily, Lister won’t let him dwell there for long.
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02 Nov 2025
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GP Anthony Havers is not where he wants to be. He's been dumped for a younger model, lost his home and custody of a very nice winged back chair he bought in the Next VIP Sale.
What he's got instead is the inhabitants and employees of Button House Estate and Country Park, a skeleton, a silver fox of an estate manager and a clause in his father's last will and testament triggered by his return.
Apparently not confirming the birth order of your triplets can cause chaos 42 years later.Uneasy lies the head that could (possibly) wear the crown.
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Anthony returns to Button House, fancies the pants off Cap and finds out whether he is Lord Button or not.
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22 May 2025
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those peaceful days (we look back upon) by backpacks-lite (TumblingBackpacks)
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
15 Apr 2025
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“The tide,” Polites repeats, nodding sagely. “Yes, of course—the Earth-Shaker himself must have conspired to rob you of your victory.”
Eurylochus turns away, fighting a smile. He remembers it well—how Polites had teased him relentlessly as he dragged him from the shallows, laughing even as he feigned concern. Oh, my poor, poor Weary-lochus, he had said, shaking his head with mock sorrow. Bested by the cruel, cruel sea. Whatever shall we do with you?
In which Eurylochus and Polites spend a peaceful afternoon under an apple tree.
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09 May 2025
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Alliances of the Heart by yourfellowhuman
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
09 Dec 2024
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For centuries, the All Princess Ball has been a time for the nobility of Etheria to let loose. Flaunting their power, prestige, and fashion for all to see. The ball had always been politically neutral, but, as tension from the war rises, not everyone is so keen to forget what happens beyond the walls of Castle Chill.
Lord Hordak, along with Princess Scorpia and Force Captian Catra, have come to the party to make alliances and find out everything there is to know about their enemies. Careful to not arouse the suspicion of the Princess Alliance.
Princess Entrapta, being the scientist she is, decides to come to the party to decode the secrets of body language, despite getting the same data from every other party she has ever attended.
When the two rulers cross paths, their plans flip on their heads as the two grow closer. Now it is up to Catra and Scorpia to push the two together as Adora and Glimmer stick their noses where they do not belong.
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09 Mar 2025
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09 Feb 2025
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This is How We, Hold them Down, while I get his presents--
Wait, that's not how the song goes--
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29 Dec 2024
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i am the monster rawr rawr rawr by ame_astrolune (the_void_galactic)
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
06 May 2025
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Hey guys it’s almond (/ref) back with another chatfic wooooow
This fandom has no idea who I am but that’s ok bc I’ll torment y’all with crack and gay people and uhhh historically inaccurate headcanons ^_^Btw I think the ship name for Penelope and Odysseus should actually be Penelody bc there’s no way ody is the top /hj
Also I think this is gonna roughly follow the timeline of the sagas??? Maybe we’ll see if I do that
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04 Nov 2024
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now you too can wear crowley's snake tattoo! -- fanart (jewelry pattern) by theleftoveryou
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Feb 2024
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we all know crowley is a fashion icon. here's an earring pattern inspired by his snake tattoo for 11/0 or 15/0 seed beads using 1- and 2-drop brick stitch. photos of the finished product are also included -- in black (OG) and gold (angel disguise) versions!
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04 Nov 2024
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blåhaj for your ears -- fanart (jewelry pattern) by theleftoveryou
Fandoms: IKEA - Fandom
04 Feb 2024
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ever wanted to wear blåhaj on your ears? well, now you can! this is an earring pattern for 11/0 or 15/0 seed beads using 1- and 2-drop brick stitch and fringe. photos of the finished product are also included!
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- Part 1 of fanart jewelry
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04 Nov 2024
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What if Polites survived the cyclops and made it to that fateful day where Zeus gave his ultiatium.
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18 Aug 2024
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the worst first date by MaudeAlise
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
05 Jun 2025
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“Maybe then, you should date me?” Jesper suggests—teases, certainly.
Wylan flushes fully. I don’t have a crush on Jesper anymore, he reminds himself. There’s no reason to feel so hopeful by those words.
So Wylan scoffs, and asks, “What, for practice?”
Jesper looks away, and casual as ever, shrugs. He faces Wylan again with a grin. “Yeah. Yeah, I mean, why not?”
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Wylan’s romantic life is in shambles; every date he goes on is somehow always disastrous. Maybe it was doomed from the start, since he’s only going on these dates to get over his equally-doomed crush on his best friend, Jesper, in the first place. When Jesper proposes a plan to oversee Wylan’s dates and re-create parts of them together for practice, what’s the worst that could happen?
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07 Jul 2024
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Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.
"Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."
"You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”
“I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”
“No, we tried that.”
“Hanging?”
“I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”
There was another pause.
“I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”
“Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”
“I can’t wait to kill you.”
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Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.
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02 Jun 2024
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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05 May 2024
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Candied Apples by pentagrammar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Nov 2023
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Crowley, his diet being as limited as it is, has never had a craving before. But that is before he saw Aziraphale. At least, he thinks it’s a craving. Now, he is embarrassingly fixated on a single human, and to make matters worse, none of his plans seem to be working. Being a vampire is hard.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale is growing increasingly concerned about the odd man who keeps showing up and saying deranged things, and the fact that his dear friend Anathema is convinced that an evil presence has latched itself onto his bookshop.
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26 Apr 2024
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11 Apr 2024