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running through my head by alarmclockz
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Aug 2025
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“Bob, do you have any idea what caused this?” Bucky cuts in. “Is it leftover from OXE’s experiments somehow? I mean, with the location of the pieces…they’re…it’s deadly. Your powers are the only reason you’re alive right now.”
“Oh.” Bob shrugs. “That was kinda the point. It’s from my kill switch.”
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11 Aug 2025
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AU in which parabatai are actually encouraged to become lovers, in the image of the Sacred Band of Thebes, an elite military company in Ancient Greece made up entirely of lovers.
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10 Aug 2025
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Two Exes, Standing Five Feet Apart, Because One of Them is Locked Up in a Maximum-Security Prison by ElPeadro
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
07 Aug 2025
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Wednesday visits Willow Hill's most infamous prisoner solely to see if he has any information for her latest murder case. Things do not go as intended. Far from it. The monster on the other side of the cage is far more perceptive than he has any right to be.
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Tyler pieces together all of the little clues Wednesday accidently gives him, and the conclusion he reaches is delightful.
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10 Aug 2025
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If Wednesday Addams was anything, it was creative and resourceful.
When Wednesday keeps getting caught sneaking into Tyler's room, she decides it's time to take drastic and rather fiery measures to reach her goal.
She loves a challenge. And like a bedbug, you just can't get rid of her.
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10 Aug 2025
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Bleached Bones by FormerlyIR (Irony_Rocks), Irony_Rocks
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Addams Family - All Media Types
12 Oct 2025
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“You wouldn’t be trusting me,” he said, lips curling faintly. “You’d be controlling me. Owning me. Don’t tell me that’s not appealing to you. We’re both beyond petty denials.”
She studied him—every inch of the strained muscles, the fevered eyes, the chains dug into brick. He was desperate, despite all the bravado. That much was obvious. She could smell the tang of his fear hanging in the air like pheromones. He truly was at his last grasp of sanity; a Hyde without a master was only madness driven inwards, layers upon layers of insanity folding in upon itself like a slow-acting implosion. He had no chance at ever being normal, but that didn’t mean she had to leash the beast instead of slay it.
“Say it,” Wednesday declared.
Tyler’s head tilted. “Why?”
“Because I want to hear if you mean it.”
The corner of his mouth twitched. “You want obedience, or proof?”
“Both.”
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- Part 1 of Bleached Bones Series
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10 Aug 2025
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Usually, Robby would not be caught dead at an after-hours social event with his coworkers.
But he’s not his usual self lately, and hasn’t been for the better part of a year, so he supposes it’s par for the course.
So tonight, he’s lingering in the corner closest to the TV, supposedly having a conversation with Santos, Whitaker, and Mel, nursing the insanely strong drink he had reluctantly let them press into his hands, and half-watching the muted Pirates game half-listening to the woman over the speakers sing about how you can watch me watch me party on you, yeah when the front door swings open and Frank fucking Langdon walks in.
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06 Aug 2025
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“Why did you choose a bow and arrow as your weapon?” Clary asked.
Alec pinned Clary with a glare, the effect of which was somewhat undercut by the fact that he was holding a sandwich halfway to his face. “We’re not doing this.”
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Alec teaches Clary how to use a bow, and it goes surprisingly better than expected
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06 Aug 2025
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Refusing to let the Junior Shadowhunters out on the field, Alec is forced to do three graveyard shifts without any sleep.
Includes tired confessions, parabatai bonding, a worried husband, and a hysterical Catarina Loss. Oh, and Alec is named the Inquisitor?
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06 Aug 2025
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Artistic Talent by Aria_Lerendeair for sugarandspace
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
24 Aug 2020
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As Alec is training Clary on proper rune usage, Clary realizes that Alec is hiding a talent.
Alec doesn't think his ability to draw is anything special - it takes Magnus, and maybe just a bit of Clary to convince him otherwise.
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06 Aug 2025
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In the summer of 1965, 23 year old Jim Hopper and 21 year old Diane Redding had a brief, but passionate fling. Jim was planning on asking the blonde to go steady, but she disappeared. Her family claimed she decided to stay with family for a while in Indianapolis.
In 1967, she came back. She was still as beautiful as he remembered. Jim didn't think anything of her disappearance, and the two decided to give dating a try. They married a year later, bringing a little girl named Sara into the world in 1971, moving to New York the next year to start their new lives.
Sara was taken from them a six short years later from cancer, and Jim and Diane never recovered. They divorced and went their separate ways. Jim went back to Hawkins colder and broken.
Years later, a little girl with curly brown hair, telekinetic abilities, and a love for eggos helped heal something in him. Something he thought dead to him forever. In is heart, though, he felt like something was missing, a part of him that he didn't even know was gone.
Who knew that missing piece was closer than Jim Hopper ever thought possible. Stephanie "Stevie" Harrington.
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05 Aug 2025
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A Flame Without Sound by AminaGila, CourtesyTrefflin for RivanaRita
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), How to Train Your Dragon (2025)
30 Jul 2025
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The moment Hiccup touches Toothless, his world turns upside down… because Toothless is his soulmate. Toothless is the one he has spent his entire life searching for.
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03 Aug 2025
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i could drown myself in someone like you by sargeantwoof for sapphirerays
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Dec 2022
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Dangerous people don't become complacent simply because they should. They become complacent because they're aware they're the most dangerous in the room.
Or - Steve & Robin and the kind of (dangerous) touch it takes to save the world.
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- Part 3 of heaven's a mindset away
- Part 6 of stranger things masterlist
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03 Aug 2025
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“I will die by your hand or I will not die at all, Arthur Pendragon.”
A magical reveal turned sour, then a little sweet.
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01 Aug 2025
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“I was so alone and afraid to die by Uther’s hand.” Morgana trails off, her eyes lined with furious tears as she stares at Merlin. “I should’ve been afraid of yours instead.”
Some truths about Merlin and Morgana get aired out in front of Arthur and the knights.
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01 Aug 2025
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This series has all of my Avatar stories in one place so that you can find them easily if you enjoyed one of my stories.
These have separate storylines, changing narrators, and are not canon following. Does not include any Avatar 3 spoilers.- Words:
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31 Jul 2025
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our breath burns (in the shadows of the deep) by Mocha_Lottie
Fandoms: Avatar (Cameron Movies)
25 Jul 2025
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The knife goes sailing through the air, sharp end heading straight for Spider’s face. His mask. Jake catches a glimpse of the kid’s terrified expression before he turns his head.
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I try to write what could possibly happen in the final fight against Varang. I haven't seen any trailers at the time of writing, only the articles in Empire magazine and the rumours of the Cinema Con trailer.
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31 Jul 2025
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His friend, the boy who he had known his whole life, the boy he'd thought of as a brother in his quietest moments, was dead. And Spider had killed him.
Even worse, the man who had pulled the trigger had been some no-name RDA member who was either lying dead at the bottom of the ocean or had simply sleuthed away, faceless in a sea of droning grunts just following orders.
Orders.
That was all Neteyam had been.
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Spider spirals out after everything that happened with the RDA and losing Neteyam and the Sully's take their time trying to pick him back up.
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31 Jul 2025
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Amid Intervening Stars by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
28 Aug 2023
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On the day where no one can lie Richard Madoc tells a police officer that he’s keeping a goddess locked up in one of his upstairs bedrooms. It’s laughed off as a joke, a writers play on words, then quickly forgotten as the world descends into chaos—
In this universe he says he’s keeping a woman.
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- Part 7 of Sandman Fics
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his heart, beneath the floorboards by imnotcryingipromise
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
12 Jul 2023
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"I will revoke our deal," Dream threatens, before he can bite his tongue, his grief and frustration lashing against his insides like boiling water in danger of spilling. The cruel ultimatum echoes off of the cavernous basement walls.
"What did you just say?" Hob demands, aghast. He is trembling all over, his shaking hands falling from Dream's face defeatedly.
"You will leave me here. You will let me rot in this forsaken place, as I have for so long now, or you will age and die.”
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Lieutenant Robin Stone attends an end of war celebration at the Burgess mansion in hopes of forgetting his ghosts for an evening, unaware of the familiar face entrapped beneath the floorboards.
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28 Jul 2025
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Dream places the ruby necklace around his neck. “You seem displeased with me.”
“Do I” You tilt your head, smiling.
“Yes,” he says, and there’s a smile on his face that can barely be called one. At least he sounds amused. “Have I done something to gain your ire?”
“It is not I who seems . . . displeased,” you say, lightly. “The Dreaming can fell it, my dear. Every resident can feel The Corinthian’s absence.”
Dream stretches his hand out for you, close enough for you to see it as it is – An offering. You take it, and slip your cold fingers into his own. His hands are warm. It’s so strikingly different from the mood of The Dreaming.
[Or the events of Sandman S1 and S2 with the soft song of a king and a queen. A dream and a star.]
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28 Jul 2025