SlashMagpie
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (25)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (10)
- Dream SMP (6)
- Evolution SMP (2)
- Ao no Exorcist | Blue Exorcist (1)
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When Etho, a retired adventurer turned postman, finds Beef’s home ransacked, his old friend missing, and the only clue as to his whereabouts in the form of a letter addressed to a former adventuring buddy of theirs, his quiet life in the idyllic Spawn Valley comes to an abrupt end. Joined by Gem, a young spirit promised a favour if she helps him out, he must brush off his adventuring skills and journey out into the world in search of his friend—only to unwittingly find far more than what he’s looking for along the way.
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Two Ugly Creatures (Two Sinister Preachers) by SlashMagpie
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
24 Dec 2025
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Pearl thought she knew where she stood in life, right up until she started spewing blue flames. There are some people who are always meant to be on your side, but she's not too sure that's a good thing anymore.
(Or: Grian wants to have his cake and eat it too. Pearl may not entirely understand the turn of phrase, but she's pretty sure the sugar is going to make them both sick if he keeps it up.)
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Calling Out to an Echo (Hoping for a Different Refrain) by BackslashMagpie (SlashMagpie)
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
26 Sep 2025
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It starts like this: Dr Spencer Reid jerks awake from a nightmare with a pounding heart and dry mouth and he knows without a shadow of a doubt that his father is a murderer.
(Or: Reid's conviction of his father's guilt is a symptom of something more serious and no amount of evidence will make that easy to accept.)
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Ghost hunting's not an easy gig. While the rewards can be great, the sacrifices can be greater, and Joker, Impulse, Tango, and Skizz found this out the hard way. Years after they go their separate ways, Tango and Joker are approached by Gem, a member of Impulse's new ghost hunting team—a team that has gone mysteriously missing on a job gone wrong.
Gem needs help, and despite all of their years out of the business, Tango and Joker can't resist the call to return to the world of ghost hunting. There are still so many questions they need to answer, after all—like why did Impulse stay, even after everything went wrong? What happened to Gem's team? And why did no one tell them about Skizz?
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Zero Evidence by BackslashMagpie (SlashMagpie)
Fandoms: IDOLiSH7 (Anime), IDOLiSH7 (Video Game)
02 Aug 2025
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Nanase Riku meets a stranger by the river.
Approached by the ghost of legendary idol Zero for help in finding his killer, IDOLiSH7 find themselves playing detectives in an attempt to solve a case fifteen years cold. They may not have the qualifications for this, but what they lack in skill and experience, they make up for in enthusiasm, determined to help a fellow idol out.
Meanwhile, it’s just another week for TRIGGER's Kujou Tenn as he attempts to balance his overwhelming workload, navigate friendships with his coworkers, and please his seemingly unpleasable adoptive father. With TRIGGER's reputation still on the rocks and his younger sister's birthday coming up, Tenn has too much on his plate to allow himself to be distracted, even if that means ignoring his estranged brother's recent entanglement with a ghost.
One misstep is all it takes to send Tenn crashing into a secret long buried—and if Riku doesn’t tread carefully, Zero’s case won’t be the only thing quickly going cold. Chasing the same ghost, the two of them find answers to questions they're beginning to wish they'd never asked.
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Author's Favourites by SlashMagpie
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Afterlife SMP, Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
19 Dec 2024
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My personal recommendations for which of my fics you should read, presented in chronological order of posting.
- Words:
- 347,446
- Works:
- 11
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On the Subject of Carousels (Wild Life Magical Girls AU) by SlashMagpie
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
10 May 2025
- Words:
- 10,381
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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A science fantasy AU about a species of body-snatching aliens attempting to take over the Earth and the ragtag bunch of misfits trying to stop them. Based on the Lifeline series of mobile games.
- Words:
- 324,806
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 215
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A collection of dubiously connected Decked Out 2 fics with a horror spin. Titles taken from Blood and Snow by Aviators.
- Words:
- 16,282
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 14
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The Lights Have Long Burned Out by SlashMagpie
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
05 Jul 2023
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Fics I've written based on doctortrekkie's Still the Echoes Give Us Light.
- Words:
- 48,341
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 26
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Prince Philip Goes to Hell by ABirdWithoutFeathers
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, British Royalty RPF
31 Aug 2021
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"I’ve been in here for at least a decade, I’ve lost track.”
“A decade?” Philip gapes. “When does it end?”
Wilbur shrugs. “Who knows? At least we’ve got a deck of cards. Do you know how to play solitaire?”
“I- I don’t want to play solitaire, I want to leave this place, go to heaven or back home..." Philip looks around the empty expanse. There’s no telling if he’s in the smallest of boxes or an endless space.
“I put up with Tommy fucking innit for two months here and somehow that was less painful than this conversation,”
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A very serious fic in which Prince Philip goes to the Dream SMP afterlife.
Series
- Part 1 of The Dead Royals Saga
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,850
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 203
- Kudos:
- 900
- Bookmarks:
- 136
- Hits:
- 9,132
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13 Dec 2025
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Their communicators aren’t working. Etho doesn’t know why. Maybe if he could sleep, he’d be able to work out the problem. Find a solution.
If he could sleep.
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Etho and Bdubs are stranded in an endless pale garden. They can deal with the creakings just fine, but there's something in the mist that doesn't want them to leave.
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The awkward kid standing in front of him has to be, what, twenty five? Twenty six, tops. Hardly a kid at all, really, but Jeez, does Bdubs ever feel like an old geezer looking at him.
“Etho?” he says experimentally.
The kid blinks over at him owlishly. “Bdubs?” he says and, yeah, that’s Etho’s voice alright. Quiet and unsure, and softer than it’s been in years, but definitely, definitely Etho.
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As sculk contamination puts the future of Season 10 in doubt, the situation gets more complicated when an Etho from 2013 lands in the hermits' laps.
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08 Sep 2025
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An angel attacks Impulse in the Hub, and burns the power from his demonic soul. Now stripped of his might and brought down to mortal, Impulse has forty-eight hours before the very diseases he reigned over devour him alive.
Skizzleman’s on the hunt for a cure, and he’s racing the clock. But to save his best friend, he’s got to sink into the depths of hell. All the while, Impulse grows sicker, and the angels Skizz calls his family take a very dim view of turncoats…
Or: The angelic roadtrip through hell that nobody asked for but you’re getting anyway!
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there is something wrong with the water on the hermitcraft server, and gem cannot ignore it for any longer. the tide patterns of the water grow erratic and unpredictable, the ph rises too high. then, it begins to affect the hermits.
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hermitcraft water horror au! the major fic for the au is a hole in the earth, though other fics focused on the surrounding characters will also be published.
- Words:
- 11,736
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 5