StedeBunnett
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Sequel to 'Cuffing Season' but can be read as standalone.
After finding his mate (and getting wifed up #humblebrag) Lucius is pretty sure his life is perfect, even if his alpha is a little on the old side for them to ever conceive. Or so they thought.
Lucius is stunned, Izzy is panicking and Stede is buying balloons.
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- Part 2 of Unlikely Mates Series
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You know I got the spice, but it ain't enough... (Baby, would you be my sugar) by StedeBunnett
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Oct 2025
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Prequel to 'I'm gonna put this nice and sweet' how Lucius and Izzy met, fucked nasty in a hot tub and kept being nayusty all the way into married bliss. Tags to update with new chapters.
Title from Maren Morris' 'Sugar'
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- Part 9 of Sprizzy Filth Without Focus
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Put me out of my misery (I'd do it for you, would you do it for me) by StedeBunnett
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Sep 2025
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Third and final part to the 'Misery' series. Can probably be read standalone. Goes AWOL from canon around the time Izzy gets given his new leg.
After confiding his trauma in Izzy and seeking comfort in his bed, Lucius struggles to reconcile his desire to get away from Blackbeard, with his attachment to his first mate. Would Izzy ever leave his captain? And what will that captain do if he finds out he has love for someone else?
Gratuitous Edward Teach hate for my mental health.
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- Part 3 of Put me out of my misery
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Izzy and Ed have broken up but are still living together - a situation that is as disastrous as it sounds. But when Ed goes on a date and Stede's assistant needs to pop in to use the wifi...turns out Ed's not the only one in for a wild night. (Pure filth, Ed slander and strangers to lovers).
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- Part 3 of They Could Never Make Me Like You Edward
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Crack with an angsty drizzle. Lucius and Izzy wake up in each other's bodies. They panic accordingly and then learn some important lessons about each other. Then weird sex stuff probably. (Post S2 leg/overboard with all the stuff that implies).
Tags to update with future chapters.
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They Could Never Make Me Like You Edward by StedeBunnett
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Jun 2025
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Stede Bonnet pays for a month-long subscription to Blackbeard’s cam shows, where viewers jerk off together on camera from the comfort of their own home. However, Stede finds himself far more drawn to the only participant who keeps his camera off, the mysterious, husky-voiced Basilica_66. But can Stede find a way to start a conversation with him before his subscription is up?
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- Part 1 of Love in Lo-Fi
Bookmarked by StedeBunnett
14 Dec 2025
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The Crumbs of Love that You Offer Me by Internerdionality for lustig
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Feb 2023
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Five times that Izzy and Lucius hate-fucked, and one time that they didn’t.
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- Part 4 of Inty's Our Flag Means Death Works
Bookmarked by StedeBunnett
24 Jun 2025
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The mere thought of it — rough hands pushing him down, putting him in his place, a pure and pious nobleman helpless to withstand the force of a vicious pirate captain — has his heart kicking back up in his chest.
It's finally happening.
Stede's got a fantasy he'd like to try, and to Edward's delight, Izzy seems like just the man to help them out.
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23 Jun 2025
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor by prizewinningfruitcake
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Mar 2023
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“Tell you one thing. You lot,” he spreads his fingers, “are not our fucking neighbors. I’m not gonna pop ‘round for tea, I’m not gonna see you at fucking yoga, and if that hurts your cute little feelings, I suggest you go ask your daddy to kiss it better for your trust fund fucking ass.”
“I beg your pardon?” Stede’s come up sharp beside him. “Are you the owner?”
“So… who is my daddy fucking in this, um-?” Lucius puzzles.
“We’re closed,” he snaps, somewhat less menacing for how he visibly has to shake that off. “Get the fuck out.”
Lucius works at a new bookstore, Izzy works at the porn shop that's been in the neighborhood for decades. They're instant enemies, but when they separately discover their bosses developing an anonymous email romance and are driven to meddle for completely different yet equally batshit reasons, they find they have more in common than they would have thought. Or at least, JefftheCPA and Gentleman59 do.
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Bookmarked by StedeBunnett
17 Jun 2025
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Izzy doesn’t like the new hire. Lucius Spriggs is lazy. He’s entitled. And he sashays around the warehouse in low cut shirts, with his high-vis jacket slung half off his shoulders. Like it’s some kind of fashion statement.
But the very worst thing about him, if Izzy’s being honest with himself, is that he’s never wanted to fuck someone so badly in his entire life.
Bookmarked by StedeBunnett
04 Mar 2025