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    Starscream becomes the victim of an harassment campaign orchestrated by a parade of non-existent, multicoloured, winged clowns who were either stupid, ugly, pathetic, monstrous, or a combination of all four.

    Or more simply put, G1 Starscream is haunted by his alternate universe counterparts.

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    10 Feb 2024

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    Jevin tries to throw an Easter egg hunt, featuring miniature Hermits. In hindsight, this is widely considered by everyone to be a bad move.

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    09 Feb 2024

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    egg

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    All the Asset knows is fighting, killing.

    He also knows a good weapon when he sees one and Stark Industries... they make some great weapons.

    *Now Complete*

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    06 Feb 2024

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    The long version of Bucky/Tony

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    Like, the general public hates Tony Stark for having been a weapons manufacturer but actually he was pretty popular while he was still in the weapons industry so one wonders, who would have been a fan of Stark Industries before Afghanistan? Military, alphabet agencies, private security, hitmen and assassins? ...Hydra assassins?

    -In which the Winter Soldier, aka Bucky Barnes, is an avid fan of Tony Stark for reasons.-

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    06 Feb 2024

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    The short version of Bucky/Tony

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    When Luke Skywalker—operating under the name of Luke Lars—accepts a job offer from none other than Darth Vader to become the next Head Engineer aboard his flagship, The Executor, a.k.a. The Lady, he hardly expected his life to take as much of a turn as it did.

    Learning how to navigate his way through the microcosm of culture that is the Lady, Luke finds that life is far from quiet in his new home. Friendships and rivalries are made, inventions and politics throw everything into disarray, and throughout it all, Luke and Vader slowly find themselves drawn closer to each other, much to the relief and awe of many of the Lady's crewmembers.

    Follow our favorite engineer from the twin suns as he goes from strangers, to friends, to adoptive family with his mysterious new mentor, and changes the face of the galaxy forever in the process. There are mysteries about the past to be unraveled, inventions to be made, wars to be fought, and family bonds to be forged in the fires of revolution and rebellion.

    They say that Darth Vader has no heart, that the Empire and its Emperor are eternal, that the Jedi are dead and gone, and that nothing will ever change.

    "They" have obviously never met Luke Skywalker before.

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    14 Jan 2024

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    Soundwave, and the woes of online dating. 

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    10 Jan 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh it's Spoon no wonder it's good

  7. Public Bookmark 33

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    (NOTICE: I have dropped this series for the time being due to various reasons. I have changed as a writer and would prefer to do a full rewrite rather than come back to where I left off. There will be no more updates here. That said, please feel free to enjoy what I have.)

    My own take on the Shattered Glass universe.

    Some things will remain the same as in cannon, and other things I will take liberties with. I don't think it would be plausible for everything that happened in the show to be the same considering the swapped morals.

    Oh, and spoiler alert, there is neither good nor evil in a world like this, only shades of gray. Those who are seen as evil are merely broken puppets, and those who seem to be good are but struggling survivors desperate to live one more day. Every individual has their own goals and lines between factions have never been blurrier.

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    09 Jan 2024

  8. Rec *

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    A Prime is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to… give or take that one small paracausal nudge.

    Or, that time the Matrix got impatient and stole a truck...

    It's only going to get more and more hazardous to binge all of this:
    ✔️ Optimus Prime being iconically wholesome
    ✔️ Cybertron being an exotic mechanical wonderland
    ✔️ Mystery, adventure, and intrigue
    ✔️ Not so much a slow burn as a long fuse
    ❌ Civil war

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    14 Dec 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Top tier fic oh my god. Everyone is so well-written and the character ideation is big-brain and the G1 stew is really good!!!
    Optimus is morals and cares very much and is fantastic. Prowl. Literally everyone. D-16 is written in such a cool way it's very clear how being a miner has built his worldview and understanding of language (it goes into him learning language through his writings! It's so good!). Starscream is young like in the original G1 voice actor casting notes and he's still very smart and I Must Be The Best and has his Starscream-ness.
    Like ok everything is fantastic the stuff near the end is just clearer in my head. Also Chapter 113 has the babies.
    It's just a comfortable fic. Not in the fluff sense, but in the sense that it isn't actively tense and doing actively high-stakes stuff. It's not an action fic. The term "long fuse" really describes it well. Things are going to blow up eventually but until then it's quiet.

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    Blackarachnia formally joins the Decepticons. You don’t have to be a freak to be in this army, but it helps.

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    10 Dec 2023

  10. Public Bookmark 34

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    Blitzwing, veteran of an irrelevant war, falls out of a jail cell and into the pit crew of the Kaon Krusher. The gladiatorial world is made of smoke and mirrors, masks over posturing steel brutes--and they're not the only ones with something to hide.

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    10 Dec 2023

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    "He slots in perfectly now, among the frames twice as tall as his and four times as strong. Like a piece in a puzzle, he fits, so effortlessly and with a smile larger than Sentinel had ever seen on him."

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    10 Dec 2023

  12. Public Bookmark 99

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    For MegOp Week 2021

    Megatron wasn't the only one that fell off of the Autobot's ship in his search for the AllSpark. Now, both himself and the young Autobot that he dragged down with him spend 50 stellar cycles trapped and scavenge for parts within a lab on a backwater organic planet.

    Things will certainly be interesting once they came back online.

    Even more so when only one remembered what had happened.

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    10 Dec 2023

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    “I mean,” said Bumblebee, “Ratchet’s lying.”

    “What makes you think that?” said Prowl.

    “Uh, hello? How about everything?” Bumblebee waved a hand. “Like, look at the facts! Ratchet has this conjunx that we’ve never heard about, who’s super handsome and also apparently one of the greatest martial artists to ever live? Ratchet? That grumpy old sack of bolts who’s no treat on the eyes either? He has to be making it up! It has big stinking lie written all over it!”

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    09 Dec 2023

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    Decepticon Rodiclash AU. A Galaxy brain concept from Cao the dreamer.

    Early in the war, Hot Rod joins the Decepticons, angry that the Autobots provided precious little assistance to evacuate the citizens of Nyon when Hot Rod burned his own city to ashes to prevent Zeta from using the citizens as fuel for the Functionist war machine.

    Confounded by the strict formality within the ranks of the Decepticon army, Hot Rod is fiercely determined to preserve as much Nyonian culture as he can. When an Autobot saves his life during an intense battle, Hot Rod vows to uphold the Nyonian life-bond tradition to save his life in return.

    If only the big colorful idiot wasn’t making it so damned difficult!
     
    “He pulled me from the rubble like I needed a big fat hero to save me. Like I can’t take care of myself. If the Autbots couldn’t be bothered to help Nyon before, I sure as hell don’t want their help now,” Hot Rod spat bitterly. “He just saved my life without even asking first.”

    “Non-consensual life saving. How rude.” Deadlock rolled his optics.

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    08 Dec 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolutely fantastic fic. Hot Rod and Deadlock are fantastic, Thunderclash is big of heart, everyone else is also amazing.
    Also Chapter 28 has Hot Rod and Deadlock becoming amica so this is obviously the best fic ever

    Also Rodimus is trans

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    01 Dec 2023

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    Occam’s razor is the problem-solving principle that suggests that the simplest explanation is usually the best one. Suzan Yang had used this idea when putting together the pieces of the mystery of Peter Parker and arrived at the obvious conclusion. He must be a male escort.

    When Betty Brandt told the acadec team this theory, at first, they laughed. Stopped for a moment of consideration and collectively looked out the window. Peter was running down Midtown’s stairs to an Audi R8, with his top few shirt buttons undone and designer sunglasses across his face. They watched a large guy in a suit step out the car and attempt to tame Parker’s curly mop before pushing him in the backseats. A moment of silence lasted as the car drove away before the entire academic decathlon team dragged in a breath and realised, “huh. This explains everything.”

     

    OR Peter Parker never tells anyone about Spiderman. Or his internship. Or his photography job. Or faking being an escort. Obviously according to Parker luck everything goes tits up.

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    17 Nov 2023

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    14 Nov 2023

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    Bruce Wayne was an odd child. Was strange even before his parents died, that poor kid. 

    Bruce Wayne is an odd adult. The papers describe him as ‘eccentric’.

    (Most people don’t give him the liberty of kinder language.)

    Bruce Wayne is probably odd enough that he doesn’t read the papers. 

    [title from private life by oingo boingo]

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    10 Nov 2023

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    Autism

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    After stupidly listening to Luke, Leia wakes up on Tatooine. Her day only gets worse.

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    25 Oct 2023

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    It still seemed weird to Miko that you could drive for hours in America and be inside the same region. In the early days of her exchange here, she'd asked about it a lot. "Are we still in Nevada?" "Still Nevada?" "Still Nevada?" and the bleak desert landscape had stretched on and on and on, into the horizon and, apparently, forever.

    [Miko and Bulkhead take a trip out to a drive-in theatre for a school project. Miko, at least, has a very educational night.]

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    23 Oct 2023

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