TransgenderIkeaShark
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An even greater danger than the venomous insects or acidic rain: Open conversation about how your language translator spell is on the fritz.
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The gang wind up trapped and unable to leave a cave. Magnus discovers new things about his translation spell. Mortarion discovers new things about his brother. Calas discovers that his position as Mortarion's closest friend means Aranen presumes it's his responsibility to do conflict resolution.
Now with chapter 2 featuring the pronouns and complexities as shown in Mortarion's POV
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- Part 5 of Warp and Weft
- Part 1 of M&M Adventures
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An incomplete correspondence between Calas and his first student from the day he first checks in on her progress to the first time Magnus' ships are spotted.
Pronouns note if this is the first entry you're reading in this series: Barbarus in this au doesn't so much use gender designation as work/career designation. Relevant to this piece:
Iré/irer/irir/irirself - someone who works with animal product, in this case a leatherworker but can include butchers and other professions
Wye/wyier/wyr/wyrself - Leader. Can be used as a modifier (eg: Wy'ir- as the base for the leader of a leatherworker guild), in this case being used to refer to the Reaper/Mortarion.
Ene/ener/enir/enerself- undesignated, used for those who do not belong to a specific profession. Pluralized form (Enyen/enyem/enyir/enyemseleves) to non-specific groups.Series
- Part 8 of Warp and Weft
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Avinash had offered him a simple deal: Dragan will stay still, will tell Avinash what he wants, and Avinash will do it. A chance to practice using the words Avinash had taught him, a way to feel more like himself, less like he is yet again forced to take orders.
Dragan had greatly underestimated how widely a request could be interpreted.
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Space Marines don't get any sex ed. Dragan learns he's even worse at admitting what he wants when it involves acknowledging the weakness of his body. Avinash gets to have fun with his favorite Gallowsman.
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Saliva Transmitted Diagnoses by TransgenderIkeaShark
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
14 Feb 2026
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Tumblr post by user paleoliths: While I was at the sexual health clinic I saw a poster for a gonorrhea transmission study where the ask is that a person w throat gonorrhea and one without make out for 3 minutes under observation and they test to see if the one without contracted and then they treat everyone’s infections for free. And they get paid! Anyway if you’re looking for a fanfic situation that’s free you can use that one.
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Some people would say spending Valentine's Day at the sexual health clinic and getting tested for whether or not your gonorrhea infects someone is a sad way for a man of forty to spend a holiday centered on chocolate, love, and affection. Dragan thinks it's an excellent way to earn two hundred thrones and not waste a day that is otherwise filled with nothing but an obsession over romance.
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Back at it again boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Sanguinius takes over Lorgar's duty of checking up on the Primarchs Imperium Corp considers 'nonviable assets', Angron worries about his sister's health, and Night Haunter gets stoned and reflects a little.
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- Part 3 of Time Heals Nothing Unassisted
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Tune in for the weekly (or whenever the author finishes something) adventures of Magnus and Mortarion, the dynamic duo!!! Works are predominantly focused on the two Primarchs, although other characters will appear, star, and be otherwise involved. Part of the Warp au but focused specifically on the adventures of the rag-tag bunch. Will be arranged into in-universe chronological order.
Relevant Ocs (list updates with further entries):
Irmaya Serra - First human witch post-Overlords, expert weaver, married to Sendak, aboard the Tidebreaker
Sendak Haber - Irmaya's husband, leatherworker, aboard the Tidebreaker
Arnev Krupin - Maker of Mortarion's armor, blacksmith and village's carer of orphaned children during the revolution, remaining on Barbarus
Aranen Detasht - Tidebreaker's tertiary navigator, avid parkourist, aboard the Tidebreaker- Words:
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Au where Emps never came to some of the planets, and the conse'ing of those quences.
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As the label on the can says.
Takes place in a scattered way wherein none of the pieces are connected to each other unless explicitly stated so. Most pieces use Collared as their jumping off point, but not always, assume essentially different timelines post-gender crisis that occurs in the first work unless stated otherwise. Ranges from Gen to Explicit content, usually w/clefdraki qpr but not always, and exploring gender, sexuality, gender roles, mental health, and sex from an aroace perspective. The only consistent thing is that we can fit so much transgenderism and chaos into a package that has already stated to us that she's a) fucked a water bottle and b) turned down getting head from Mothman behind an Arby's because she was engaged at the time but remains good friends with him.
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Legion Mixer Day by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
28 Jun 2026
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Lysander hated the annual Legion mixer. Time passed differently in his home system, and it felt like they were entertaining this farce on Terra every few months. The privilege of walking the Imperial Palace’s gilded halls did not elude him, but nearness to the Master of Mankind’s immense psychic will had his bones itching the moment their fleet entered orbit, leaving him at the edge of his very last nerve when it came time to meet his cousins.
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and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid (like "i love you") by dykedraki
Fandoms: SCP Foundation
10 Apr 2026
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Various snippets from the lives of two dead men.
Bookmarked by TransgenderIkeaShark
10 Apr 2026
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Normal events after a normal house party between two normal people.
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19 Mar 2026
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What exactly happens when you give a neurotic woman a knife, and then pair her with god's most emotionally repressed soldier?
...It's knifeplay, apparently.
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Warped Iron by primarch penis sucker (Peenless_Fard)
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
16 Mar 2026
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The Lord of Iron has discarded his consort for failing to meet his impossible expectations, after acquiring a new pet from the Thousand Sons. He pushes the two together to speed up the integration process, wanting a perfectly honed instrument of pleasure at his side without the bother of training them personally. After all, what a waste of time that had been!
In the name of efficiency, Perturabo assigns Manus to guard Icarus and tend his every need. Much better to have an Iron Warrior teach this soft witch boy the way of the IVth Legion… and forge him hard enough to survive the Primarch’s will. But it seems Icarus has other ideas…
Thx to @handedsanitiser for the initial idea, here is your crack my liege (slides over some chopped up psyker dust on a golden platter)