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A Group of the Lot of Us by anna_bird, pepper_bird (anna_bird)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Dec 2025
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He’s skimming over the glittering water of Aethera, silent, dead, in a long hop like a skipping stone, when he sees it. There! There’s something there, distant but not too far.
A long strip of pale beach, and the stretch of rocky land off behind that.
Land. Land!
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Go to sleep, everything is all right (dreaming is free) by anna_bird for ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2025
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They don't talk much about sexuality, apart from the muttered-murmured-whispered-gasped things they let out in the midst of things. They do rather than talk. And it's always good. Azazel bringing it up like that—it caught him off guard. And with his response it's like Raphael's planted a seed upside down, nourished it with his somnolent paintings to grow in the wrong direction.
Except that's impossible, isn’t it? Seeds grow toward the light no matter which way they're facing.
There's probably a muddled metaphor in that, isn't there?
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- Part 2 of Reversal of Fortune
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Nude on Ice by anna_bird, crowleysgoat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Dec 2025
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My darling Crowley—
It occurred to me the other morning as I watched you sleep, that I’ve been shockingly remiss in upholding my side of a bargain long overdue. Your "patience" in this matter has been most commendable, indeed, most undemonic.
(Rude, thought Crowley, even as his thumb caressed the soft edge of the paper. And why was patience in quotes? Ridiculous, ridiculous angel.)
So consider this an invitation to finally make good on our Wager, the accounting for which you have long been denied. Come find me in the icy wilds of the New World. (Your ticket for the first leg is awaiting you at travellers check-in at Heathrow.)
Warmly,
Your loving angel
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Long Exposure by anna_bird for LadyZoisite
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Dec 2025
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Something was afoot. Something was percolating, fizzing, and Aziraphale didn’t know what. But he had always loved the way a story unfolded and developed, the way he could hardly stand to turn the page and find out what would happen next, but had to know, had to see, had to progress.
Aziraphale had never been one to flip early to the end.
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I can see by your outfit that you are a cowboy by anna_bird for mageofthepeople
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Dec 2025
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During a stint in South Texas in the late 1800s, Aziraphale wants to practise blending in. Crowley obliges.
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What Falls to the Floor Comes to the Door by anna_bird for MaryFlanner
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Dec 2025
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Christmas in the South Downs (post-Armaggedon-That-Wasn't) with the Shadwells. Or, Madame Tracy lets the cards do the talking.
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Dangit, Peggy, the God ain't right by anna_bird
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Dec 2025
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Getting to Know You by anna_bird
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Nov 2025
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Aziraphale is a priest who lives with doubt in his heart. Crowley is the monster who lives in the orchard.
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Godzilla vs. Aziraphale by anna_bird
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Oct 2025
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Crowley owns The Inferno Cinema, a theatre that's sauntering vaguely downwards into bankruptcy. Aziraphale pulls part-time duty as an usher, and tries to help out as an angel. Things go pear-shaped. NUCLEAR pear-shaped.
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Top Crowley by anna_bird for Nosferatini
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Oct 2025
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To be sung to the tune of "Rye Whiskey" by Wally Fowler, as sung by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. One version of the original lyrics here: Tex Ritter -- Rye Whiskey at Lyrics dot com
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Seedling by anna_bird for GaiasEyes
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Oct 2025
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Fruit of the Vine by anna_bird
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Sep 2025
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Left alone at a strange new club, first-year uni student Aziraphale finds himself in an even stranger backroom that resembles his academic studies more than a typical college mixer. But is that a good thing? Ancient Greek music? Grapes hanging from the ceiling? A giant lebes that people are sitting in like a hot tub? And oh, that guy Crowley from first semester. Probably a good thing, then.
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Extras by anna_bird for malachitegrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Sep 2025
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A quick jaunt back in time for frivolous reasons, a discussion about television. These are the Days of our Eternal Lives, mon ami. (Or, whatever Aziraphale wants, Aziraphale gets.)
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God-servant of the Wood by anna_bird for isiaiowin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2025
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There she was, huddled at the clearing’s edge, her clothing torn and her tears glittering like stars upon her skin in the dusk.
She looked delicious.
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Lenten Fast by anna_bird
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Sep 2025
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A special wager for Holy Week. Crowley eats. Aziraphale doesn't.
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Very Necessary by anna_bird for SazzyLJ
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2025
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Crowley hadn’t felt lucky since he’d been demoted, stripped of his swanky City office, and shipped off, literally, across the fucking ocean, to the roasting hot wilds of Texas. But that was also ultimately a good sign, right? Nowhere to go but up.
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Scraps by anna_bird for dbacklot99
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Aug 2025
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Crowley and Aziraphale happen upon some wayward scraps from a prophetic book that should no longer exist. Set post-Season 1, through the end of Season 2. Rated T for language.
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Nous nous retrouvons et ça nous fait de bien by anna_bird for Tansyogg
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Aug 2025
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Reunited, and it feels so good. Or, what really happens after the Bastille rescue. (now expanded! :D)
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The Source of Drunkenness by anna_bird for adverbian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Aug 2025
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His desire for more and why and how, of secret and forbidden knowledge, suddenly seemed equally absurd. Or at least why. Aziraphale should’ve known better about that. And he didn’t need Crawly to show him any mores or hows, he’d…well, Aziraphale would figure them out as he went along. At his own pace. And anyway! There were plenty of more pressing things for Aziraphale to be doing. Plenty of God’s work to be done.
(Or, Aziraphale finds that promising little vineyard.)
Set after A Companion to Owls/The Clue.
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Soggy's Mofu Mixer [PODFIC included] by 77ckk, ad_astrah, anna_bird, Busy24_7, ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), EybeFioro, GlitteringPeanut42 (whatareyou42), GlitteringRock, goatmeal_craisin, isiaiowin, Letha, ModernDayKlutz, Nosferatini, Savyl, SpaceGiraffe, Spookysexy83, victims-of-love (toshifee), WiblyWobly_TimeyWimey, xmusiclover for Soggyfritter
Fandoms: Good Omens
25 Jul 2025
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One particularly fun week, Soggyfritter gets 5 extraordinary questions in her Ask Soggy Advice column. It seems a bunch of characters from Good Omens have turned into monsters (or are desperately trying to turn into monsters) and require soggy's help. Will her advice and her monster mixer event be enough to sort them out? Will they get their happy ending? Find out!