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like you’re the only one in the room by fonduebroski314 (anon_carrots)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Mar 2026
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Ilya convinces Shane to go to the club with him. While wearing a plug.
This goes about how you’d expect.
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- Part 4 of we’ve got bad things to do
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live from new york by fonduebroski314 (anon_carrots)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF
10 Mar 2026
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It’s a beautiful day in New York City, and Serge the stripper has just been hit by a car.
Luckily, Land Leopard is there to help.
(Or: a meeting of alter egos.)
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"It starts with an auction at his mom’s charity.
Shane’s eyes scan through the various pieces, and finally settle on a mannequin at the end of the row. The black felt is wrapped in layers of corded red rope. Layers and layers of intricate knots, lines doubling back on one another, building tessellating diamonds and swirls in luxuriously-soft silk. It cages the mannequin’s torso, running over nondescript lumps in its chest area, under its arms, and—Shane’s tongue darts out, moistening his dry lips—down around the androgynous pubic mound.
A thought flashes through his mind.
I wonder how that would feel on me. "
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- Part 3 of we’ve got bad things to do
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It’s midterms week, and Shane wants no distractions. Specifically, he wants no distractions from Ilya.
Naturally, Ilya has to test those boundaries.
(Or: 3.5K words of Ilya edging Shane.)
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- Part 2 of we’ve got bad things to do
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Born as the second son of a high-ranking officer in the Russian mob, Ilya Rozanov is sent to head the Bratva’s overseas branch in Canada. One day, his father calls with an assignment: shut down their rival operation in Ottawa, a money-laundering front backed by the Japanese Yakuza. He’s given one name to go off of: Hollander.
Shane Hollander is a graduate student in an MD program specializing in sports medicine. There’s nothing particularly interesting about him, other than the fact that his mother, Yuna Hollander, is the CEO of an arts charity—and the daughter of the chairman of the second-largest yakuza family in Japan.
Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya gets the wrong Hollander.
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- Part 1 of we’ve got bad things to do
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formerly known as ‘i need sunshine’
shameless mafia!au hollanov smut, mostly.
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peace was never an option by anon_carrots
Fandom Naruto (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Jan 2026
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Main story: violence may not be the answer, but it's certainly less work
Extras: hidan and izuku vs the world(s)- Words:
- 61,872
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There's Something Different About Snape by a_decently_sized_worm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2026
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“Who are you and what have you done with Severus?” said McGonagall, her eyebrows almost disappearing into her hat. The query was meant as a joke, but there was a hint of legitimate doubt in it.
“I got therapy,” Snape blurted out.
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The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.
In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.
Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape. Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw JKRowldemort—she deserves 0 respect for the way she uses her privledge to harm others just trying to live. Trans rights, mf.
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I take a while because this is just something I do in my spare time when I'm not exhausted from working/life. Sorry! -
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Feb 2026
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For a timeline, list of characters, chronological reading order, and various notes on this AU, please check out the Accidental Warlord Supplements. If you want to join the Discord server, come on in!
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Bookmarked by anon_carrots
16 Sep 2025
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Embedding tutorial
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Bookmarked by anon_carrots
22 Oct 2024
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SV Wishes by Feynite
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Feb 2021
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Bookmarked by anon_carrots
27 Sep 2023