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The Shark in Your Water by sunsets12
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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When people are desperate they turn to faith. Panem has done a good job creating a truly secular society, stamping out the religions of the past, but nothing can stop new gods from rising.
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Or: When Gaea curses Percy to live in a world without the gods, he winds up in District 4 and is chosen as tribute for the 70th Hunger Games. From there, everything just kind of spirals.
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- Part 1 of The Shark in Your Water
- Part 1 of Pernick (Percy Jackson/Finnick Odair)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 165,625
- Chapters:
- 36/?
- Comments:
- 5,834
- Kudos:
- 13,493
- Bookmarks:
- 4,363
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- 451,628
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18 Aug 2026
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our little fires by brimay
Fandom Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
19 Apr 2024
- Words:
- 77,897
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 117
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26 Jul 2026
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Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in a new world, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 409,773
- Chapters:
- 45/45
- Collections:
- 87
- Comments:
- 4,158
- Kudos:
- 18,194
- Bookmarks:
- 8,534
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- 767,027
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12 Jul 2024
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The W in Weasley stands for Werewolf by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2023
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When a werewolf comes out of nowhere and attacks nineteen-year old Arthur Weasley, he thinks his life is over before it's even really begun. He's wrong, of course, and now all of forty years later the Weasley family is thriving, happy, and healthy- and every one of them is a werewolf.
Things are going really well for eleven-year old Ron... except for the part where he has to get through school without anyone finding out his family's secret while simultaneously keeping his new brother alive. Easy-peasy. Right?
(Pay no mind to the one-eyed beast that seems to be lurking in the shadows- it's almost certainly nothing to worry about.)
Features the entire Weasley family adopting Harry Potter practically the second they lay eyes on him (or before that, even); Ron Weasley finding himself being altogether far too nice too slimy gits who don't deserve it; Percy Weasley doing his best; Harry deciding that being enemies with this Malfoy kid is too much work actually; Hermione Granger being as smart and ruthless as ever; Severus Snape who did not, and I repeat, did NOT sign up for ANY of this; and much, much more
Currently on hiatus
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 140,520
- Chapters:
- 70/?
- Collections:
- 40
- Comments:
- 3,566
- Kudos:
- 6,528
- Bookmarks:
- 2,245
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- 187,822
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05 Jul 2024
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James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, (pause for breath) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.
Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.
Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?
And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.
(featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,696
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 81
- Comments:
- 1,358
- Kudos:
- 17,144
- Bookmarks:
- 4,818
- Hits:
- 235,137
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05 Jul 2024
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The first two nights, Harry sleeps like the dead— or, well, maybe that's not the best comparison, given the number of inferi attacks reported lately.
He sleeps like a log. Like a dead log. An un-re-animated dead log. From an everyday, inanimate, non-whomping tree.
After that, Harry wakes up screaming more nights than not, and he even cries on the bad ones, which makes James cry too. In this regard, James reckons that his first week of parenting a full-grown teenage adult bears an awful lot of resemblance to parenting a newborn baby. He feels both blessed and terrifyingly out of his depth.
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- Part 2 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,909
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Comments:
- 1,483
- Kudos:
- 22,352
- Bookmarks:
- 3,782
- Hits:
- 242,228
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26 Jun 2024
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 356,700
- Chapters:
- 99/99
- Comments:
- 8,602
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- 31,100
- Bookmarks:
- 8,173
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- 1,338,643
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25 Jun 2024
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Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.
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- Part 1 of Azoth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 88,722
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 65
- Comments:
- 3,602
- Kudos:
- 42,092
- Bookmarks:
- 13,227
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- 953,908
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05 Jun 2024
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 146,637
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 2,613
- Kudos:
- 28,763
- Bookmarks:
- 10,352
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- 959,935
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04 Jun 2024
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Most people who were unlucky enough to meet Jonathan Sims assumed he had no friends. This was true, up to a point two months after Jon became a researcher at the Magnus Institute: afterwards Jon had no friends, except for Sasha James.
In which Timothy Stoker is attributable to a fake dating scheme, Gerry Keay is attributable to witchcraft, Martin Blackwood is attributable to an ill-advised crush, and Daisy Tonner is attributable to soulmates.
And in which Sasha James is attributable to arson.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,756
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 219
- Kudos:
- 1,614
- Bookmarks:
- 628
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- 15,362
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28 Feb 2022
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Takes One to Know One by jukori
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Demigod Diaries - Rick Riordan
12 Feb 2021
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Asking Nico di Angelo out takes courage. Things go as well as expected. Jason is a mess and so is Will Solace. Also, Percy sucks as a wingman.
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- Part 3 of Chasing Shadows
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18 May 2021
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Ours is the Victory by Doevademe (OriginalDaemon)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
10 May 2023
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Names have power.
Nico knows that better than anyone, as his name is tied to the Goddess Victory.
Burdened with a blessing that feels like a curse, Nico is a crucial piece in many schemes and battles... which he has no interest in.
When a Greek demigod offers him an out, Nico jumps at the chance of freedom, unaware of the conflict this choice brings.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 128,981
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 351
- Kudos:
- 2,111
- Bookmarks:
- 517
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- 62,605
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13 May 2021
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Rec 2522
Mystery Work
Part of Hidden Works
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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11 Dec 2020
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Rec 2522
Mystery Work
Part of Hidden Works
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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11 Dec 2020
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The words on your skin are the first thing your soulmate will ever say to you and the first thing that you say to them is written on their bodies. It's a perfect system and Jem Carstairs - perfect student, perfect son, perfectly and carefully controlled Jem - doesn't fit into it the way he always thought he would.
Herongraystairs, OT3, (this is the fluffiest thing I have ever written)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,005
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 158
- Kudos:
- 1,911
- Bookmarks:
- 511
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- 28,322
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09 Dec 2020
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harry potter can look back and pinpoint four moments in his life where he wishes he could go back and fix with a time turner.
aka: harry is an oblivious idiot sometimes but we love him for it.
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09 Dec 2020
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Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.
(Fic from 2010 FF archive being uploaded here.)
AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP REPOSTING THIS ON WATTPAD. I DO NOT WANT IT ON WATTPAD. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 186,678
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Collections:
- 25
- Comments:
- 2,625
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- 45,107
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- 11,121
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- 1,433,637
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08 Dec 2020
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Dumbledore told Harry that he had to stay at the Dursley’s for at least two weeks before visiting people. But Harry has a job to get to and doesn’t particularly care for listening to Dumbledore when it comes to the Dursleys. When he returns to Hogwarts he has to survive blast-ended skrewts, the intense Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, as well as that off feeling he gets whenever Cedric smiles at him. Oh, and the Triwizard Tournament.
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- Part 3 of Family is a Purple Bus
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 73,166
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 633
- Kudos:
- 2,644
- Bookmarks:
- 332
- Hits:
- 65,236
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06 Dec 2020
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When Harry finally ran away from the Dursleys after a fateful visit from his Aunt Marge, he definitely wasn’t expecting to get a job. Learning more about wizarding culture, that not all Slytherins are bad, ancient runes, and how to find family, this was certainly not how he saw his third year going. A mass murderer who happens to be his godfather has escaped prison and his friends haven’t noticed that he leaves each night to go to his job. Could this year get any more chaotic? Yes, because it’s Harry Potter.
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- Part 1 of Family is a Purple Bus
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 58,677
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 26
- Comments:
- 453
- Kudos:
- 4,415
- Bookmarks:
- 787
- Hits:
- 101,836
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06 Dec 2020
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Threads that Bind by kingburu
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
02 Jun 2020
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Nico’s own heart drops in his chest. He kneels to his feet, offering a hand to his fallen friend. “Jason—”
And immediately gets slashed by Jason’s gladius.
“Agh!” Nico falls back in pain, clutching his wounded arm.
Jason wobbles to his feet. He looks at Nico through hazy eyes, pointing his sword directly at Nico’s chest. “How the hell do you know my name?”
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A quest to find Jason turns into a journey to figure out why he was missing in the first place.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 126,766
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 446
- Kudos:
- 2,114
- Bookmarks:
- 608
- Hits:
- 45,150
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14 Oct 2020