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Mountain Wine by Sath
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Feb 2019
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Shen Qingqiu felt like a chill wind was blowing down his robes. No matter how many plot holes he filled or improvements he made to the story, nothing could save him forever from the stallion novel’s shit foundation. He remembered this storyline.
It was when Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky reached peak laziness.
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Header Image by ElenaShanina- Words:
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20 Jun 2022
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sharp and glorious thorn by newamsterdam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Sep 2019
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“Xiao Jiu, it’s me. Yue Qi. Qi-Ge.” He says the words softly, like he’s telling a secret.
More names? He’s barely gotten used to Shen QingQiu. He winces, but Yue QingYuan seems to take that as encouragement.
“It’s better that I did not ask in front of Mu-Shidi, is it not? But Xiao Jiu, if you remember anything, surely you remember that. Surely you remember Qi-Ge.”
Shen Jiu's spirit survives the fever. His memory doesn't.
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and judgment is just like a cup that we share by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jan 2022
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The blob finished rotating into place in a way that wasn’t quite compatible with geometry as Shen Qingqiu understood it, and cleared a throat it didn’t seem to have.
“Greetings,” it said, somehow clearly addressing him in particular more than the room as a whole despite its total lack of features other than blueness and translucency. “I’m here on behalf of the Hyper-Celestial Peace and Order Enforcement Bureau. Crime scene secure, proceeding to interviews. Beginning with Subject One: You are Shen Qingqiu, formerly Shen Yuan, also known as Peerless Cucumber?”
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- 30,995
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- 4/4
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13 Jun 2022
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Recovery by Moonsheen
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
10 Jul 2023
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12 Jun 2022
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宗彝 (Two Vessels) by Clarice Chiara Sorcha (claricechiarasorcha)
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Jan 2021
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Two vessels (宗彝 zōng yí) - represent loyalty, ancestor veneration and filial piety. One cup is decorated with a tiger (strength) the other with a monkey (cleverness).
Two dudes raising their nephew together because his parents are absolutely dead.
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10 Jun 2022
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Cradle and Grave by ancient_moonshine
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 May 2022
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Shen Jiu willingly endures the attentions of his husband's disciple, while keeping secrets of his own. Meanwhile, Luo Binghe promises to protect his Shiniang from all harm.
(This does not include protecting Shen Jiu from himself.)
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08 Jun 2022
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The roundworm in my stomach by Annais for EscribiendoConMate
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jun 2025
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Perhaps Liu Qingge should have been paying attention to the meeting instead of thinking about certain head disciple, but who could blame him? Yue Qingyuan was the ideal that everyone should follow, his only flaw being his shameless bias towards Shen Qingqiu.
Ugh, whatever. It wasn't like a couple of days helping at the Qing Jing Peak library would change much, even if it meant having to be around someone like Shen Qingqiu.
2025 Note: This story is being edited. 9/13 chapters have been updated.
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Memories Like Ghost Stories by Miss_aprosexia
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Sep 2023
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While attempting to change his fate as a human stick, Shen Qingqiu confidently charges into a wife plot. Trapped by an evil, psychic plant, he's forced to relive Shen Jiu's frankly horrifying childhood.
This makes him confront some truths about himself, brings him closer to Liu Qingge, and sets off a series of events that leads to him to make some decisions that end up completely derailing the plot.
Luo Binghe constantly gets the wrong idea.
Shang Qinghua has no idea what the hell is going on anymore.
Now with smut!
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01 Jun 2022
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I was Transmigrated as a Sword by lala_the_lesser, misminor, Qwerty224
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 転生したら剣でした - 棚架ユウ | Tensei Shitara Ken Deshita | Reincarnated as a Sword - Tanaka Yuu
28 Oct 2023
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Shen Yuan wakes up in the middle of nowhere as a sword due to a system error.
What the hell is he supposed to do with himself now?
No knowledge of ‘I was reincarnated as a sword’ required to read.
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- Part 1 of I was Transmigrated as a Sword
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- 52/?
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29 May 2022
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Under A Quiet Mask by Lost_Starlight
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Mar 2022
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It was supposed to be a simple job—go in, create a distraction while the main operatives are extracting the necklace and provide any assistance necessary, and get out, all without getting caught by the party’s good-looking, grudge-holding host—and then he and his family would finally fulfill the last phrases of their contract. He would never even have to interact with the man he’d been ordered to assassinate six years ago.
And it was a simple job, until Luo Binghe started flirting with him.
Or: Six years after a purposefully botched assassination, Shen Yuan is coerced into robbing Luo Binghe for Qiu Jianluo. Things…don’t go according to plan.
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15 May 2022
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an iceberg with your name on it by half_sleeping
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 May 2019
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modern!au where... i think i may have lost my mind? cucumberplane main ship, mo-->shang, bing-->yuan, plus uh. Only having one friend.
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“And that,” says Luo Binghe, the light reflecting red into his eyes as he stared at the bedroom across the garden and down a level, where Shen Yuan was sighing and smiling into his boyfriend’s mouth, glasses askew. “That’s where we bury Shang Qinghua’s body.”
“Oi.”
“You can keep him there forever,” says Binghe, as though this is supposed to appeal to him. “You know he’ll never leave you, never reject you, never suck face with anyone else.”
“Are you crying,” says MB.
“Of course I’m crying!” bawls Luo Binghe, beautiful face the picture of misery. “The love of my life is kissing some stupid little gremlin and you won’t even help me murder him!”
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Lying in Secret (to myself) by Pip (Moirail)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Jun 2021
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Jin Guangyao is used to being overlooked, but not quite like this.
“No,” Lan Huan decides after a moment. “But you will have to sacrifice something, I’m afraid.”
Jin Guangyao blinks at him and sets the cup back onto the saucer, careful to keep it from clinking too loudly. “Something like what?” He asks.
“Nothing you can’t live without, I think,” He says. “Something you might miss, for a while.”
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29 Apr 2022
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make sure i die first by pennydaniels
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 May 2022
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Liu Qingge has her sexual awakening, disastrously propositions her shixiong, still manages to get a date, and falls in love.
(Parallel to this Luo Binghe has a great time on Bai Zhan, gets tossed into the endless abyss by his Shen-shibo, and comes back with delusions of romance and revenge.)
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- Part 4 of Genderbend MXTX
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Plastromancy by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2021
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"One night, Luo Binghe notices something odd about the way his blood is pooling on the floor of the woodshed."
A twelve year old Luo Binghe meets his Other Shizun.
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27 Apr 2022
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Size Empress by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Feb 2021
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Pretending to be Shen Qingqiu comes easily to Shen Yuan, who's spent his whole life pretending to be someone he's not.
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27 Apr 2022
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we should stick together by pennydaniels
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jan 2022
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Shen Jiu is drowning on Qing Jing Peak in his struggle to become Head Disciple and then hopefully Peak Lord. He's always been good at surviving but somehow can't help wanting more than that. He just wants to make the right decision.
(In which Shen Jiu is just trying to keep his head above water dealing with his faulty cultivation and capricious Shizun, has more than a few illuminating conversations with the brothel ladies, gets caught in a sex pollen disaster with Liu Qingge, and watches the other try their best to make it right.)
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- Part 1 of Liujiu disciples-era marriage
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25 Apr 2022
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The Best Luo Binghe by Neery
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2021
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The System drops PIDW Luo Binghe at a convention.
Binghe is going to have sex with this actor who's disguised as his Shizun. It's going to be satisfying and cathartic, and won't awaken any feelings in him whatsoever.
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15 Apr 2022
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Ten Times Shen Qingqiu Was Not Into It by Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Nov 2019
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...and of course, one time he was.
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14 Apr 2022
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can't get by, can't let go by JerichoJaspersJeromeJr, kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Dec 2020
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Back in his own world, the original Luo Binghe tries to summon the nice version of Shen Qingqiu to his side. Instead, he gets the other Luo Binghe.
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14 Apr 2022